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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-09 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-09 Pub. Date: 2019-09-09
Image Number: 179394
Caption: Well, you seem to be in perfect health, Mr. Dogg. You sure, !@#$*? I got the blood rushin' 'round. I got the palpitations. I got the exact opposite of ennui an' disinterest, an' I ain't sure, !@#$*, but I think I lost my well-honed apathy 'bout the future. It sounds like you're just experiencing excitement. Gasp!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-20 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-20 Pub. Date: 2019-04-20
Image Number: 177225
Caption: So you're worried that you may no longer be attractive to the opposite sex. Dr. Noodle. That's entirely normal. I felt that way myself at your age. M.A. You did? Sure. There comes a day when you look in the mirror and realize you're not a stallion anymore. Your coat is greying, and your saddle is too tight. When do you get to be the helpful part? M.A. The trick is realizing that a donkey can be just as beautiful ... ish.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-18 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-18 Pub. Date: 2018-09-18
Image Number: 174073
Caption: The President said his response to the Puerto Rico hurricane was an incredible unsung success. It turns our about as many people died because of the hurricane as died on 9/11. And most of them died in the weeks after the hurricane had passed. He could've done a lot more to save those Americans. I still don't see how this is proof the large Hadron collider shifted us into an antonym universe where words mean the opposite of what they meant in our original universe. In the antonymverse, that means you do see it.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-12 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-12 Pub. Date: 2018-08-12
Image Number: 173270
Caption: Hi, Mr. Dogg. My name's Sidious Darkmoney. I'm urging you to call your representative and demand they pass H.R. 666 … also known as the Patriot Love Bunny Kitten Sunshine Act. What that act about, bruh? Silence, swine! I -- … um, I mean its about love of country, kittens, bunnies and sunshine ... all of which would benefit from the extermination of bunnies, the brutal slaughter of kittens, and the total deregulation of all toxic pollutants that blot out sunlight. Who you say you with again? Silence, swine! ... um, I mean ... I'm with the our-government-stooges-decided-we-don't-have-to-tell-you-who-we-are association. Wait ... ain't you the dude who called me last week to inform me the election been postponed?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-13 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-13 Pub. Date: 2017-10-13
Image Number: 163632
Caption: Rosencrantz, do you believe every exit is an entrance to somewhere new? I once believed such a thing, until I encountered a revolving doorway and realized it was possible for me to both exit and enter the same place at once. My eyes were suddenly opened to the thought that opposites are the same. Entering, exiting ... action, inaction ... Forgetting your companion's birthday and remembering it ... I'm still hurt, Tyrone.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-22 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-22 Pub. Date: 2016-02-22
Image Number: 139560
Caption: Nobody understands why I hang out with you, Clyde. You're a thug, I'm not. You have no career, I do. You don’t care about the world, I report on it for a living. That's what they think, anyway, because they're not capable of looking past your loser image and seeing the real you. That's a compliment. If you have to say "that's a compliment," it ain't no compliment. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-03).
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-18 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-18 Pub. Date: 2015-01-18
Image Number: 120833
Caption: We haven't argued in a long time, Susan. Yes we have. It's been at least a year, Susan. No, it's been at most a year. Now you're just arguing for the sake of arguing. No, I'm not. I actually do disagree with you. No you don't. You're just saying the opposite of whatever I say. An honest disagreement has nuances. It has elements of agreement mixed in with the dissent. When someone just says the opposite of whatever you say, they're not making an argument -- They're just pushing buttons. They're just being a troll. No they're not. Stop that!!! ... Will you two just get a room already?!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-03 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-03 Pub. Date: 2014-02-03
Image Number: 106772
Caption: Nobody understands why I hang out with you, Clyde. You're a thug, I'm not. You have no career, I do. You don’t care about the world, I report on it for a living. That's what they think, anyway, because they're not capable of looking past your loser image and seeing the real you. That's a compliment. If you have to say "that's a compliment," it ain't no compliment.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-15 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-15 Pub. Date: 2013-07-15
Image Number: 99240
Caption: What up, Big L? I told you not to call me that, Clyde. It's like you're calling me fat. It makes me all self-conscious. Thug 4 Life. It ain't even like that, dawg. It's one a them ironic nicknames. I be callin' you "Big L" 'cause you the opposite of "big." Oh. Ok. You actually a short little man.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-22 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-22 Pub. Date: 2012-11-22
Image Number: 90134
Caption: Why'd you just crack me over the head with a bottle? To prove that kindness exists. Without night, how would we recognize day? Without sickness, how would we appreciate health? Nothing can exist without it's opposite. Y'know, you CAN thank me.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-10 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-10 Pub. Date: 2011-09-10
Image Number: 65250
Caption: Remember Webster, from college? Yeah, how could I forget? He was really charming. Sasha Mitchell married him. I'm not surprised. She went after him pretty hard back then. She said when I didn't make a move on her back in college, it broker her heart, so she latched on to him because he was the complete opposite of me. Um ... What I meant to say was, he was so incredibly un-charming. Too late.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-07 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-07 Pub. Date: 2011-08-07
Image Number: 63977
Caption: Pardon me, sir, are you Norquistian? What's a Norquistian? Here, it's our Good Book. You might want to start with our Ten Commandments. "1. Thou shalt not raise taxes. 2. Thou shalt not raise taxes. 3. Thou shalt not raise …" Interesting. What happens if you keep all the commandments? Norquist 19:85: "And lo, the rich shall use their tax cuts to hire the poor. Wages will rise, employment will rise, and manna will trick down from on high and shower all the peoples of the land in prosperity." Oh ... but we've been cutting taxes for ten years, and non of that has happened. Quite the opposite, actually. That is because we are NOT STRONG ENOUGH in the faith. We must cut even more. Not sure I buy all this. You heathens shall be left behind while we, the faithful, shall one day be trickled upon.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-21 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-21 Pub. Date: 2010-05-21
Image Number: 47475
Caption: The key to being a great public speaker … let go of the fear of being a BAD public speaker. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Just be REAL and you can't be bad. You'll be the opposite of bad. You know what's the opposite of BAD? Good. Dab. … Huh? That'll be $2.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-10 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-10 Pub. Date: 2009-09-10
Image Number: 38144
Caption: I hated my dad for abandoning us. Hated him so much that whenever I had to decide anything, I'd think … What would my father do? And I'd do the opposite. He was mean to women, so I'm too nice to them. He ran from commitment, so I run straight toward it. Excellent. We're getting somewhere. Let's explore that. He spent a lot of money on therapists, so -- I think we've gotten all we're going to get from that. Let's talk about your mother.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-28 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-28 Pub. Date: 2009-06-28
Image Number: 35440
Caption: … Well if you ask me, it's ironic for a teacher to TELL you how to spell "Freedom".
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-25 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-25 Pub. Date: 2007-11-25
Image Number: 19614
Caption: Reagan! Bush. Dole. Bush. Bush '04. Romney. Carter! Mondale. Dukakis. Gore. Sharpton. Obama. I wonder what they talk about at dinner.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-04 opposite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-06 Pub. Date: 2005-12-04
Image Number: 12394
Caption: I'm Bob Roberts. Today on the Sunday morning political show, the hot topic is the indictment of White House official Scooter Libby for perjury. Here to represent the republican contention that perjury and obstruction of justice are no big deal and not worth prosecuting, is republican Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison. Representing the opposite argument, we have Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison from the year 1999 when she zealously backed the impeachment of President Bill Clinton for perjury. Bob, my younger self has it all wrong. Perjury is just a technicality prosecutors use when they can't prove any real crime happened. I disagree honesty is they lynchpin of our criminal justice system. Perjury must be punished harshly or we're all doomed. With all due respect, Bob, my older self is a partisan hypocrite. And my younger self is a conniving fanatic!
     
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