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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-02 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-02 Pub. Date: 2019-08-02
Image Number: 178696
Caption: Lady, why don't you ease up on the taunting. Sure. I'll lighten up so I don't offend the sensibilities of your little girl. He's a boy. Oh, sorry kid. Hope I didn't offend your mother. Hey! Living the dream. Fight, fight!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-16 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-16 Pub. Date: 2019-02-16
Image Number: 176310
Caption: Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-15 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-15 Pub. Date: 2019-02-15
Image Number: 176309
Caption: Stop bothering the patrons. Me? You can't just go saying whatever is on your mind. You can't tell people that coffee makes you sick, or beef is being recalled or that they're bad dressers. It offends people. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend your over sensitive, somewhat feminine nature. That's what I'm talking about! What'd I say?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-23 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-23 Pub. Date: 2018-02-23
Image Number: 168670
Caption: No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes. That's where you're wrong. I pass on my jeans at least once a year. What do you think Craigslist was invented for? Craigslist? Yeah. Whenever I get bored, I go on there and pass on my jeans. Sometimes I don't even charge anything. Tell me you're not saying what I think you're saying. I'm saying that site is full of people who'd like to get into my pants.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-20 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-20 Pub. Date: 2018-02-20
Image Number: 168667
Caption: On today's Ask Sadie Show, we discuss one topic: Starman, the mannequin Elon musk launched into space in a car. Speaking of Musk … the year was 1973. Unbeknownst to the world, NASA sent one final Apollo mission, to broker a peace treaty with the aliens Apollo 17 had stumbled upon. Those aliens were muskier than a herd of yaks, and I told them so! They took offense, and I told them it's not my fault you're so thin-skinned! So that's why we haven't been back in fifty years. How was I to know they'd consider that racist?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-19 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-19 Pub. Date: 2017-01-19
Image Number: 153431
Caption: Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Santa Cruz. What's your problem? I feel like something wonderful is about to end. Excellent question. That reminds me of the time great, great, great, great, great Grandma Cohen was a weather forecaster in France. The year was 1812 ... A short Frenchman with a spit-curl summoned her to his chateau on the outskirts of Versailles. He said "Tell me, witch, how will the weather be in Russia this year?" She took offense to being called a witch, so after consulting her cauldron and her buzzard, she lied and told him "The winter will be warmer than usual. Dress your troops casual." What were we talking about again? We were ... I ... don't remember.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-05 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-05 Pub. Date: 2016-02-05
Image Number: 138614
Caption: No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes. That's where you're wrong. I pass on my jeans at least once a year. What do you think Craigslist was invented for? Craigslist? Yeah. Whenever I get bored, I go on there and pass on my jeans. Sometimes I don't even charge anything. Tell me you're not saying what I think you're saying. I'm saying that site is full of people who'd like to get into my pants.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-08 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-08 Pub. Date: 2016-01-08
Image Number: 137448
Caption: May I speak with Franklin? Who's calling? Concast Cable. Is this Franklin? I don't know you, why are you getting so familiar? Where I come from, if you use a man's first name without being friends, that's a big sign of disrespect. What's wrong with you? House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean to offend you. Who says you offended me? I'm not Franklin. You've got the wrong number.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-05 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-05 Pub. Date: 2015-09-05
Image Number: 131972
Caption: There was a fly in my soup. I'd like a refund. Ok. Where's the soup? I threw it away already. Why do you need to see the soup? You don't trust me? I'm deeply offended! Sorry. Give me the receipt and I'll get your refund. The fly ate the receipt.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-29 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-29 Pub. Date: 2015-05-29
Image Number: 127573
Caption: Hypothetically speaking, how would you suggest a normal man attract a spectacular woman? "Normal"? Like you and me. I mean, not all guys can work out six hours a day. Not every man can be a muscle-bound oaf whose only apparent quality is his animal magnetism. I can hear you in there! No offense, Randy!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-30 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-30 Pub. Date: 2015-01-30
Image Number: 122185
Caption: You're on caller. Sadie, I'm offended by what you said earlier. Congratulations! What an achievement! I don't think you understand. You owe me an apology. For what? Nothing makes a self-righteous person happier than having a reason to think their sense of propriety is superior to someone else's. Thank me for making your day, loser! That's not an appropriate response.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-27 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-27 Pub. Date: 2014-09-27
Image Number: 116834
Caption: Thanks, Emily. That was really fun. I agree. You do? Seriously? Seriously. Show some confidence. But I … He'd like to see you again next week. Hey … Sure, but by himself, no offense.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-18 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-18 Pub. Date: 2014-07-18
Image Number: 113805
Caption: Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended that he may have said you're as old as the supercontinent "Pangea." What kind of weasely apology is that?! He didn’t apologize for saying it! He only apologized that I took offense! That's the same thing as saying "It's too bad you're such an over-sensitive ninny." It's not an apology, it's an insult! And I should know, I created that "apology" back in 1960, when Khrushchev threw a fit over a pebble I may have placed in his shoe.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-04 offense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-04 Pub. Date: 2013-12-04
Image Number: 106904
Caption: May I speak with Franklin? Who's calling? Concast Cable. Is this Franklin? I don't know you, why are you getting so familiar? Where I come from, if you use a man's first name without being friends, that's a big sign of disrespect. What's wrong with you? House of Java .net Cybercafe. I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean to offend you. Who says you offended me? I'm not Franklin. You've got the wrong number.
     
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