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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-25 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-25 Pub. Date: 2019-09-25
Image Number: 179619
Caption: Clyde, how would you feel about composing music for commercials? What? Well, our in-house composer just perished in a freak Beluga whale accident, so … we're hiring. Who we is? You've known me since we were six … you don't … you don't even care what I do for a living, do you? Since when do not havin' no interest in somethin' mean a person don't care?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-03 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-03 Pub. Date: 2019-06-03
Image Number: 177936
Caption: I need to supplement my income. Would driving for Uber be a good idea? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. 'Fore I begin, bruh, full disclosure … I own a lot of Uber stock. But that in no way affect what I say about it. When I give advice, I couldn't care less whether it make me money or cost me money. I'm offended you'd even entertain the notion. I hard some Uber drivers actually lose money. Fake news.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-15 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-15 Pub. Date: 2017-10-15
Image Number: 163143
Caption: Hello, you've reached Lowe an' Sharke Lending Club. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? I just got an ad from you in the mail saying I'm pre-qualified for an $80,000 low-interest loan, with no collateral needed. That's right. All I need is for you to answer a few brief questions so we can see if you qualify. What do you mean? You said I was already pre-qualified. Doesn't "pre-qualified" mean I've been qualified already. No. It means you haven't been qualified yet. What the -- By that definition, everyone in the whole world is "pre-qualified"! That's incorrect, sir. There are about 101 billion post-living people who wouldn't qualify.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-20 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-20 Pub. Date: 2015-02-20
Image Number: 123055
Caption: Hi, Sasha. It's Lemont Brown. I just heard you got divorced. No need to call me back, I just wanted to let you know I'm proud of you for finally leaving that jerk. Things didn't work out between us because of the timing, and we've both moved on, but … I just want you to know I hope you're happy ... because making a pass at you right after I find out you're newly divorced would be a turnoff. Right? Or not? Anyway, farewell. Unless you WANT to call me back.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-30 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-30 Pub. Date: 2011-11-30
Image Number: 73558
Caption: 1982. Do you believe in E.T.'s, Lemont? I believe in everything, Susan. Ghosts? Check. Vampires? Check. Frankenstein? Check. Bigfoot? Check. Mummies? Check. Time travel? Check. Atlantis? No. Wait ... Check. Then Mrs. Washington is dead wrong about you. I AM a well-rounded individual.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-18 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-18 Pub. Date: 2011-07-18
Image Number: 63360
Caption: Mainstream Media. Can't I just say one more thing about Casey Anthony? I said NO!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-05 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-05 Pub. Date: 2011-06-05
Image Number: 61193
Caption: I never thought I'd miss Stargate. Say what? Don't get me wrong, it was no Farscape or Babylon 5, or even Deep Space Nine … Don't. You wanna know why your geek shows keep getting' canceled? It's 'cause the people wanna hear about their own lives. They want it real. People wanna find out who the babydaddy is. Don't nobody care about the ballchinians from Planet Weewax. You don't get it. Sci-fi uses metaphor to make us see real-world issues in a different light. Like when Teal'c gated to Chulak to save his son Ryac from the Symbiote. He -- DON'T!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-02 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-02 Pub. Date: 2010-12-02
Image Number: 54753
Caption: Fear, Inc. What's wrong, Alonso? Everyone's excited about convincing a few voters to vote against their own interests. It's PATHETIC! I remember when this company took on the BIG battles. Why, when I was just an intern, I single-handedly convinced Queen Isabella to start the Spanish Inquisition! Oh Lord ... Alonso's going on about the Inquisition again. There's no institutional memory around here at all!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-26 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-26 Pub. Date: 2009-07-26
Image Number: 36433
Caption: You're right, Mr. Brown. We sent you a misleading ad suggesting that if you'd consolidate all your debt onto our card, that would help lead to good credit. Then when your other creditors saw the large balance you put on our card, they thought you were a credit risk and lowered your credit limits. ... And since that was OUR FAULT, it's wrong for us to lower your credit limit just because other creditors lowered their limits. One second .. Ok, I've restored your high credit limit. Please accept our apologies. Wow, I didn't expect y-- Hey, Big L ... Here's all the money you ever loaned me since we was kids. With interest. NOOOOOOO!!!!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-08 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-08 Pub. Date: 2009-02-08
Image Number: 29879
Caption: So, I was helping stack chairs for this event at the Camino Theater, and… Do you want to hear about the event? …Um… Why do you ask? 'Cause maybe I shouldn't tell you. Is there a reason you shouldn't tell me? No. Then why ask? Maybe you're not interested in hearing about it. If I weren't interested, I'd be even less interested in this conversation about whether I'm interested.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-15 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-15 Pub. Date: 2008-07-15
Image Number: 24974
Caption: You'd best get back on that train afore it pull out, boy. END O' THE LINE ain't no place fo' you yet. That. Is. Awesome. You're all dramatic and cryptic, and after-lifey. You're not trademarked or anything, are you? @#$% writers.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-04-03 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-04-03 Pub. Date: 2008-04-03
Image Number: 22678
Caption: Sit down, Reverend Wilfred. What? Who's there? Reverend, we know you're leaning toward endorsing Barack Obama. We want you to do it. Well, ok. Say, you wouldn't have any ulterior motives, would you? Heavens, no. Then why are you sitting in the dark, all creepy-like? No reason.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-17 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-17 Pub. Date: 2007-10-17
Image Number: 18933
Caption: How old were you when you said your first word, Roxanne? Seven months. Why? I was five months old. So what? Haven't you noticed our son hasn't said a word yet? No babbling, even. So? What could a one-year-old possibly say that would interest me?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-30 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-30 Pub. Date: 2007-07-30
Image Number: 18084
Caption: Hey bro, wanna be friends? Huh? Do I know you? No. Do we have anything in common? Dunno. Wanna be friends? (sigh) Well, I guess-- Cool! Thanks for the add. You'll probably never hear from me again. @#$% Myspace Generation. Got a photo of you I can put in my wallet?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-11-19 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-11-20 Pub. Date: 2006-11-19
Image Number: 15319
Caption: Apply now for a Feudalbanc Massacard and transfer the balances from all your other credit cards to us, at no charge! You'll only have one bill to pay each month! And, you'll get a low, low, low interest rate of 4.9%* on all balance transfers! *(As an added bonus we will in no way not raise your interest rates sky high six months later! No way ... Not ...) These people are so not un-evil. (There will never not be a $59 "no charge fee" for every balance transfer.)
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-21 no interest 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-21 Pub. Date: 2006-06-21
Image Number: 13992
Caption: Hi, Congressional Black Caucus? I'm Lemont Brown with the Candorville Courier. Care to comment on Nancy Pelosi's request that Congressman William Jefferson step down from his committee while he's under investigation for bribery? It's a double standard! She never asked many other democrats to step down. So why should she as Jefferson, who's black? Because no other democrats were videotaped taking bribes, or with $90K in their freezers? You're so naive.
     
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