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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-08 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-08 Pub. Date: 2019-04-08
Image Number: 177113
Caption: California accounted for 75% of all new jobs in February. Pareto Principle. It's how the world works. 20% of the people own 80% of the land. 20% of my clients give me 80% of my sales. I bet if we studies it, we'd find that 20% of what happens to us gives us 80% of our memories. Technically, California only has 12% of the population, not 20%. 20% of the time, you get 80% of the point.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-10 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-10 Pub. Date: 2016-08-10
Image Number: 147067
Caption: I haven't finished reading a novel since my son was born. Taking care of him leaves me no time for any of my old hobbies. So I'm coming up with new hobbies he and I can do together. That makes sense. Today's hobby is going to be "Hide and Seek." I'll take about an hour to "find" him just so he'll think he's doing a great job hiding. How long does it take you to read a chapter in a novel? I don't see what that has to do with anything.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-16 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-16 Pub. Date: 2015-02-16
Image Number: 123051
Caption: I still can't believe Jon Stewart is quitting "The Daily Show." Why not? Ain't you never quit no job? Yes. … Wait, no. Wait, that's a double negative. Maybe even a triple. I don't know how to answer that. You open your mouth an let wind come out. For an intelligent dude there an awful lot you ain't be knowin'.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-19 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-19 Pub. Date: 2014-02-19
Image Number: 107708
Caption: I haven't finished reading a novel since my son was born. Taking care of him leaves me no time for any of my old hobbies. So I'm coming up with new hobbies he and I can do together. That makes sense. Today's hobby is going to be "Hide and Seek." I'll take about an hour to find him just so he'll think he's doing a great job hiding. How long does it take you to read a chapter in a novel? I don't see what that has to do with anything.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-14 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-14 Pub. Date: 2012-10-14
Image Number: 88131
Caption: Dear Idiot ... I read your "article" about how it's more appropriate to call MIDDLE CLASS CONSUMERS "job creators," because job growth relies on consumer demand. I was EXTREMELY OFFENDED! Your headline was written in HELVETICA, the most heartless, totalitarian font in the world. It's totally devoid of the smooth and supple body of Garamond. Or the firm yet polite lines of Times New Roman. Must respond in COMIC SANS. A man who knows nothing about fonts clearly knows nothing about macro-economics. Buy Candorville books at www.candorville.com.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-19 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-19 Pub. Date: 2012-03-19
Image Number: 77678
Caption: … So I replied "What do you mean you're charging me $90 for my birth-control pills? My insurance covers those." And guess what the pharmacist said, Mr. Fitzhugh. I couldn't begin to guess. He said "Apparently your employer switched you to a new plan that doesn't cover sluttiness." Sir, did you say to pretend you have an important call after ten minutes, or after fifteen? Five! Explain.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-03 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-03 Pub. Date: 2012-02-03
Image Number: 75828
Caption: I emailed you a job from Craigslist last week, but you didn’t say anything. I haven't checked that email address since I lost my job, Susan. I've been applying for everywhere since then, with a new address. I don’t want to get my hopes up every time I get new mail ... ... Only to find out it's just you writing to me, or some crud like that. No offense. So I should write to you at foot-in-mouth@jackass.gov?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-28 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-28 Pub. Date: 2011-12-28
Image Number: 74741
Caption: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - Nah, bruh, I'm serious … How you gonna pay rent and feed yo' son if you just quit your job? Like I said, I'll just get a new one. Hahahahahaha. Stupid great recession.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-30 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-30 Pub. Date: 2011-10-30
Image Number: 66691
Caption: Long time no see, Bruh. Ain't been much work out there for a brutha. But I'M BACK! *@$%! I got a new gig with fear Inc. Mostly based on the work I did making out last president sound reasonable and clear-thinking. Some People. They were particularly impressed with how I'd say "If you're Muslim, you can't be free," so then the president could say "I disagree with that" and start wars and whatnot. They said not every strawman is capable of that kind of subtlety. Some People. Good for you. I got a whole new repertoire. Check this out: "We need to punish success." Some People. That's not subtle at all. How 'bout "Let's just hand the country over to illegals"? Some People.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-20 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-20 Pub. Date: 2011-10-20
Image Number: 66795
Caption: Steve Jobs visits Lemont's dream. Death is the single best invention of life. It makes life precious, something you don’t want to waste. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Imagine where we'd be if the first cavemen had never died off. Hold on ... Is this gonna be another joke about New Jersey? You've heard that one before?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-18 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-18 Pub. Date: 2011-02-18
Image Number: 57402
Caption: My goal is to find a job. I'm gonna look harder for work, because I'm tired of being "unemployed." Being unemployed is bad for my self-esteem. I read that if you've completely given up looking for work, the government stops counting you as one of the "unemployed." Really? Well then I have a NEW goal ...
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-25 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-25 Pub. Date: 2010-03-25
Image Number: 45425
Caption: Hello, little lady … can I help you? How'd you get into my office? Hahahah, how cute … this is MY office! Impressed? This is the Director of Advertising/PR's office. Yes, I know. That's ME. You're just a little hysterical. I'm the new DAPR. Get it? "Dapper"? Short for "Director of --" I GET IT! GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!!!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-27 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-27 Pub. Date: 2009-05-27
Image Number: 34376
Caption: You want me to be the new "Dear Annie"?! But I'm not qualified to give advice. Of course you are, Brown. You're a person, aren't you? A person may not know what to do with his own life, but he sure as heck knows what other people should do with theirs. You should give me a raise. Maybe you're not qualified.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-25 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-25 Pub. Date: 2009-02-25
Image Number: 30262
Caption: ARTEMIS Kenchu, my dad, was a vampire hunter. He heard the Dubois Clan had settled in New Orleans. "He tracked the vampires through the swamps… "…across the bayous… "…through the snow…" Snow? In New Orleans? The Kenchus were never great with directions.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-22 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-22 Pub. Date: 2009-01-22
Image Number: 29569
Caption: Roxanne! You're lookin' at The Chronicle's new senior White House correspondent! Oh, Lemont! And you rushed right over to tell me, your fiancée! I was the first one you told, right? You never think a simple sentence like "Nah, I told Susan" would set someone off like that. Idiota.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-27 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-27 Pub. Date: 2008-06-27
Image Number: 24481
Caption: Aaarchie, why're you so happy? I got a new job, Edith. There's more'n one fear manufacturing plant in town. I got some younger, hipper lingo from that - whatchacallit - interweb, an' another outfit snapped yours truly right up! What does it mean, "Obama's baby mama"? That one's mine! You're lookin' at a Fox News man, dingbat! Oh, Aarchie.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-27 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-27 Pub. Date: 2007-08-27
Image Number: 18401
Caption: Unemployment Office. Hi, I just got laid off. Need a new job. Where'd you last work, "Mr. Track"? Call me "Laugh." I was on staff at Fox News "Half Hour News Hour"… …The comedy show that once made fun of Barrack Obama by showing a huge crowd of rowdy Africans. Boy, was I needed there. But even my talents couldn't keep them on the air. There's an opening on "Saturday Night Live."
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-31 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-31 Pub. Date: 2007-07-31
Image Number: 18085
Caption: Bulletin! I'm stoked about my new job! Huh? Oh, that's-- Bulletin! …My chair squeaks. Um… Yeah, well… That's normal. MY chair sometimes-- Bulletin! The squeak's not so bad. Hey! Is this dialogue here, or is it just you blathering on about yourself? Bulletin! Who wants to be one of my ten best friends? Myspace has ruined the country.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-30 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-30 Pub. Date: 2007-05-30
Image Number: 17383
Caption: In other news, after having outsourced some commander-in-chief duties to a so-called "war czar"… …the president has decided to outsource other typical presidential roles. Oprah Winfrey has just been appointed "photo op czar." When asked for comment, Winfrey directed us to the new "Avoiding-the-question czar," who hasn't returned our calls.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-15 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-02-18 Pub. Date: 2007-02-15
Image Number: 16128
Caption: I'm not fired? Firing Frank Blunt is a big blow. He was pursuing all the unkept promises to the people of New Orleans. A real digger, but can't afford him now. But I refuse to abandon the story, Lemont. We're publishing a book collecting all your moving blog posts about Katrina. Congratulations, son. You're an author. I'm not fired?
     
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