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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-10 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-10 Pub. Date: 2017-03-10
Image Number: 155383
Caption: When did you know you were in love with Vancouver? It happened one night over Skype … I said "we must be double-planets, because our barycenter is somewhere between us in space, outside of either of our bodies … and because in our orbit around it, we're tidally locked, unable to turn away form one another." When she bit her lip and told me "that was so sexy" instead of slowly backing away from her computer, I knew it was true love. Dios mio.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-17 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-17 Pub. Date: 2016-12-17
Image Number: 152115
Caption: She's going to find out I'm just a huge geek. I'm gonna blow this just like always. Face it, tiger … You just hit the jackpot. Get it? From amazing Spider-man #42. I always wanted to do that with the right guy. Oh no, you must think I'm a huge geek. I blew it, didn't I? I think I want to have your babies.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-16 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-16 Pub. Date: 2016-12-16
Image Number: 152114
Caption: There she is! This just got real. What if she doesn't like me in person like she does online? She hasn't seen me in a year, what if I don't turn her on anymore? What if she things I'm just a huge geek, like every other woman has? Knock knock. Eh … just play it cool. Dear god! Footsteps! I hear footsteps!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-27 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-27 Pub. Date: 2015-11-27
Image Number: 135626
Caption: You know they're working on robots you can have nookie with? Aiight, bruh, that's it. C-Dog puttin' a stop to this train wreck right here. I done put up with your Star Track, an' your Babylon 9, an' your Yoda voicemail greeting, but this spit just got outta control. I'ma go get "Pookie" an' "Big Oatmeal" an' the rest of the boys, an' we gonna have a intervention. I didn't say I was going to buy one, or anything. Go home an' say goodbye to your Doctor Who toothbrush, bruh. Katrina's Ghost.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-27 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-27 Pub. Date: 2015-10-27
Image Number: 134383
Caption: I tried to buy tickets to "Star Wars" online as soon as they were available, but they were already sold out. I grew up playing video games. I had the first Atari. The first Playstation. I had the fastest thumb on the block. But if "Star Wars" sold out before I could complete my order and hit "purchase," that means I'm ... I'm ... A geek? It means I'm getting old! My thumb is past its prime.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-15 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-15 Pub. Date: 2015-09-15
Image Number: 132515
Caption: Date-A-Chick.com Suggestion: write a headline that makes you sound a bit dangerous. Date-A-Chick.com Headline: I'm the one … Date-A-Chick.com Headline: … Yoda warned Luke about before Luke went into the cave on Dagoba. Date-A-Chick.com Suggestion: Do not follow that suggestion.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-11 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-11 Pub. Date: 2015-09-11
Image Number: 132205
Caption: twitter™ twitter.com/Candorville. Trying to determine the best Star Trek episode to talk about on a first/last date … Ladies? Tap tap tap tap tap.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-25 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-25 Pub. Date: 2015-01-25
Image Number: 121082
Caption: What's this, Clyde? Your rehab list. My what? 12 steps to stop being a nerd. (1) Admit that watching Star-Track reruns is throwin' salt in my game. (2) Do everything C-Dog say to do. That's only two steps. Well yeh ... just repeat step two ten mo' times. First of all, it's Star "Trek." Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we need step one.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-19 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-19 Pub. Date: 2013-10-19
Image Number: 102723
Caption: DATE-A-CHICK.COM. Suggestion: describe your ideal location for a first date. On our first date, we'd: … Go on a tour of my life so you can get to know the REAL me. On our first date, we'd: We'll start at the comic book store, which is where I learned to love reading. ERROE: We said "first" date, not "final" date.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-06 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-06 Pub. Date: 2013-08-06
Image Number: 100032
Caption: DATE-A-CHICK.COM. Suggestion: write a headline that makes you sound a bit dangerous. Headline: I'm the one … Headline: … Yoda warned Luke about before Luke went into the cave on Dagoba. Suggestion: Do not follow that suggestion.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-29 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-29 Pub. Date: 2011-05-29
Image Number: 61192
Caption: Confirmation bias. Huh? It's where a person decides something to be true … … And then they look only for examples that prove they're right, and ignore all the ones that show they may be wrong. Like, for instance, someone who decides a politician is awful will dwell on his failures - no matter how tiny they may be - and ignore or marginalize his accomplishments, no matter how huge they are. What's this have to do with you being a big-ass nerd? You're ignoring my vintage Tupac collection. Don't nobody but a nerd say "vintage."
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-11-19 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-11-19 Pub. Date: 2009-11-19
Image Number: 40988
Caption: Golly gee! Lemont Brown, here! You sure you ain't C-Dog? Boy howdy, of course not! 'cause I’m here at C-Dog's house to bust his head for making my sister miserable, but he fled like a little punk. Your number's on his speed-dial, "Lemont." Well gosh, I don't know where C-Dog went. He certainly isn't hiding in my house while I'm away, pretending to be me. What? Nanoo nanoo, live long and prosper and other nerdy @#$%. Gotta go. Goodbye. Click.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-23 nerdy 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-23 Pub. Date: 2009-08-23
Image Number: 37718
Caption: Um, Lemont, this is Momma. I'm a little confused by your outgoing message. Please call me back, baby. Outgoing message. Beep. Hi Momma! Golly gee, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown! I need your help. Please send over a care package with mustard, ten pounds of Cap'n Crunch, and a new crowbar. Also, a six-pack of ski masks from Costco and an Identity Theft for Dummies book from Amazon. Oh, and a Clay Aiken CD or Battlestar Voyager DVD or some other nerdy #$%& would be just swell! Now momma, dagnabbit, I got a rat problem. So it would be prudent to send it to Clyde. Golly gee willikers! Thanks, Momma. What?
     
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