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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-04 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-04 Pub. Date: 2013-08-04
Image Number: 99565
Caption: Things have just gone way too far. The other day, my nephew wanted to play with a doll. I snatched the Barbie away from him and told him he was playing into the hands of those who seek to destroy masculinity. I shoved an X-Wing Fighter into his hands and told him his blowing up the Death Star was necessary for the propagation of the species. I mad him crush the Barbie in the garbage disposal. That's when he started crying just like a little girl. I must've gotten there just in time.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-28 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-28 Pub. Date: 2011-03-28
Image Number: 59012
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Hi, Lemont, I know you're not there 'cause you're at your custody hearing. But I want you to come home to this message: I know you're worried you'll lose, but … You're a good man, Lemont, and I have faith in you. Besides, there's a sign: Your lawyer, who had no faith in your case, disappeared. And his six-year-old nephew took over, and you say he's doing a surprisingly good job. Nothing is so persuasive as the heartfelt words of an innocent child. His taking over your case was a sign, Lemont. And signs are important. Nah, I'm here. Had to get a 2-week continuance. My lawyer has the chicken pox. Signs are overrated. Tap tap tap tap tap.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-09 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-09 Pub. Date: 2011-02-09
Image Number: 57040
Caption: Your honor, I'd like to renew my request that you allow me time to find a new lawyer. This is not the lawyer I hired. It's his six-year-old nephew Billy. My real lawyer is missing. At least let me find HIM. He left some weird message on my voicemail about being held in some dungeon. I couldn't hear the address, 'cuase reception was bad. Your honor, we would like to change our plea to "guilty by reason of insanity." This is a custody case, counselor.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-29 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-29 Pub. Date: 2010-12-29
Image Number: 55684
Caption: Your honor, I DEMAND a continuance! I'm suing my evil ex-fiancee for custody, and my lawyer is nowhere to be found! Who's the short man standing next to you in a suit? That's no man! That's my lawyer's six-year-nephew, pretending to be him! Not wise to insult your own attorney, Mr. Brown. Permission to treat him as a hostile witless!
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-05 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-05 Pub. Date: 2010-11-05
Image Number: 53694
Caption: The Law Guy. Let's make a list of pros and cons. Ok, con … My custody battle is in a week, and your uncle, my lawyer, is nowhere to be found. Mm - hm … Mm - hmm … Ok … Pro: my other uncle, Boozer, has agreed to take over your case, for only a slight additional fee. Has he even passed the bar? Uh huh, usually on his lunch break. What? What?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-04 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-04 Pub. Date: 2010-11-04
Image Number: 53693
Caption: Hello, you've reached "The Law Guy." Hi, Little Billy? I’m calling to find out the status of my custody battle against Roxanne. May I speak with your Uncle Loafer? This is Loafer. No it isn't. I know the difference between the voice of a grown-up and the voice of a six-year-do. I am a grown-up. In fact, you've interrupted me doing my taxes, or watching "Price is Right," or some other boring @#$%. I'm starting to think I should've picked the second cheapest law firm. I am my Uncle and you cannot prove otherwise.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-30 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-30 Pub. Date: 2010-06-30
Image Number: 49072
Caption: Hello, Billy? This is your uncle. Listen, I don't want to scare you, but … … I tried to deliver a subpoena to Lemont Brown's fiancée, and she chained me up in the basement! Do you want me to call 911? YES!!! … and also can you record "Project Runway"? I forgot to set the DVR.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-03 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-03 Pub. Date: 2010-06-03
Image Number: 48015
Caption: Hi, is this Loafer Meeks, the lawyer? Mmble. Oh. Well, would you put your uncle on the phone? I need to talk to him about my case. Lkajsd. Oh, he's working on it right now? Mmbleghs. Is that weeping I hear in the background? Mmble.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-03 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-03 Pub. Date: 2010-03-03
Image Number: 44612
Caption: I'm gonna think hard about your case for a few minutes, in "the library." I don't wanna hear that. Would you watch my nephew till I get back? Sure. Munch mun mun. Kids cheer me up. Mun mun mun mun. Are you the guy my uncle says "doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell"? Choke.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-19 nephew 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-19 Pub. Date: 2010-02-19
Image Number: 44140
Caption: So, when's the first step in winning custody of my son? The Law Guy. Already underway. As soon as the process server manages to deliver the summons, we'll be made of win. "Made of win"? My nephew taught me that. I'd be more comfortable if my lawyer used, y'know ... LAWYER TALK. Your attitude is so fail.
     
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