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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-03 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-03 Pub. Date: 2016-07-03
Image Number: 144620
Caption: Whutsis? This is your wake-up call. I know you dreamt of this era ever since you were six, but, let's face it: You're tired of superhero movies. Saywhat now? Your inner child was thrilled, but now he's bored. It's like Disneyland. Asdghmplp. Yes. Remember when you were six ... remember how excited you were at Disneyland at 8am, but howl by 10pm the sight of someone in a Mickey Mouse costume made you feel homicidal? Admit it: If you see one more person in a colorful muscly costume running and jumping, your popcorn is going to taste like misery and tears. Never!!! I'll never tire of zzzzzzzz.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-20 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-20 Pub. Date: 2016-02-20
Image Number: 139239
Caption: You look happy, Lemont. I am happy! Because I just had an epiphany! The reason I keep choosing the wrong women, the wrong job, the wrong friends, the wrong toilet paper … it's because I just don't believe I deserve to be happy! Finding out I can't stand to be happy makes me very happy. Which ... makes me miserable.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-12 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-12 Pub. Date: 2015-01-12
Image Number: 121384
Caption: Taxville Tax Preparation. Put us down as "married, filing miserable."
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-24 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-24 Pub. Date: 2010-06-24
Image Number: 48743
Caption: Lemont travels back in time to fix his life. U.C. Berkeley Dormitories Freeborn Hall. Sasha Mitchell will be here in a few minutes, carrying a teddy bear. She'll say his name is "Lemont, Jr." For some reason, that won't scare you. That's because you and she are meant to be. 16 years ago, I took her up to my room and totally screwed it all up. But you can fix it. Do it right and you'll save us from a lonely life of misery. ... No pressure. Screw up, and the rest of your life will be worthless.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-11-01 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-11-01 Pub. Date: 2009-11-01
Image Number: 40338
Caption: Why am I so unhappy? I'm successful. I have great friends … I should be the happiest woman in the world. I mean, yeah, I'm seeing a guy who's controlling and manipulative, but I should at least be happy he's exciting. And no matter how hard I work, my parents are more proud of my sisters. But I should just be grateful they're still alive. No wonder you're unhappy. You're full of "should." "SHOULD"!!! Oh, then I shouldn't have done that. My bad.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-03 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-03 Pub. Date: 2009-09-03
Image Number: 38000
Caption: I just wanna die. I wanna die. I wanna die. I wanna die! I can't stand knowing that she's with some other man who doesn't deserve her. Big L, you've got to … Have you made out a will? Yes. Am I in it? No. Big L, you've got to LIVE. You've gotta go on with your life!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-28 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-28 Pub. Date: 2008-03-28
Image Number: 22466
Caption: Political assassination is not a topic for satire, Nast. We cannot make light of such an unthinkable act. But my cartoons demanding better security for Abrahma Lincoln may prevent a horrible tragedy and spare the nation 100 years of misery and hate! Yes, yes. But on the other hand, a dozen or so readers may take offense. I see your dilemma. We're going with young Curtis' cartoon about a cow that loves lasagna.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-27 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-27 Pub. Date: 2008-02-27
Image Number: 21976
Caption: You're what? I'm starting a letter-writing campaign to save "Journeyman." If I can get millions of people to write NBC and demand they renew "Journeyman"… …There'll be millions of people disappointed when they don't do it, instead of just me. I ever tell you I love your optimism? I expected your sarcasm.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-18 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-18 Pub. Date: 2008-01-18
Image Number: 21207
Caption: You look happy. Good day fo' a thug rapper, Big L. But I thought you were depressed. I thought white folks in Iowa voting for Obama filled you with hope. I thought that hope made it impossible for you to go on profiting from black misery and despair. Yeh, but then I remembered black-on-black crime. That ALWAYS gon' be there.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-17 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-17 Pub. Date: 2008-01-17
Image Number: 21204
Caption: Clyde, get over it. So a very white state voted for Obama. There's still plenty of misery and hopelessness for the thuggish rapper to exploit. And besides, Jesse Jackson won a bunch of primaries in '88, and white folks still didn't put him on the ticket. You jus' sayin' that to make me feel better. No, it's true!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-24 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-24 Pub. Date: 2007-11-24
Image Number: 19613
Caption: Have a nice day. You Lib'rals are always trying to tell me what to do. Everything's way too political. A man should be free to be miserable if that makes him happy.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-07 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-07 Pub. Date: 2007-10-07
Image Number: 18844
Caption: Meanwhile, at a plantation formerly known as Mount Misery… Ahh … Does Donald Rumsfeld enjoy an ice cold lemonade? One could say that. Is it unfair for folks to blame him for Iraq going wrong, just 'cause he was defense secretary? Maybe. Is it wrong for folks to blame him for all the so-called "torture" and false imprisonment he oversaw? Who knows? Is he glad he resigned? Absolutely. Is retirement boring him out of his cotton-picking mind? You bet. Will you PLEASE stop that?!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-06 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-06 Pub. Date: 2007-09-06
Image Number: 18486
Caption: Why so down, Lemont? I bough the crazy vegetarian chick's ring today, Susan. Oh. It just hit me: This is really happening. I'm really getting married. I've been in denial all this time, floating around in blissful ignorance, oblivious to the gruesome fate toward which I was plummeting. That's not like you at all. Luckily they took Visa, so I didn't actually have to pay for it.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-23 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-23 Pub. Date: 2007-08-23
Image Number: 18335
Caption: I look at you, the man who will marry my little girl, and I see the end of an era. The end of her childhood, the end of my relevance in her world. The end of my youth, the end of my tomorrows. Dwindling life. Darkness. Death. On the bright side, it'll all be over soon. I can feel myself wrinkling.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-20 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-20 Pub. Date: 2007-06-20
Image Number: 17670
Caption: Would you ever kill yourself, Susan? If you were drowning in despair, sick of the whole stupid world… …or if you were in agonizing, excruciating pain? All right, I'll stop talking about Paris Hilton.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-12 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-12 Pub. Date: 2007-06-12
Image Number: 17560
Caption: Are you happy you're marrying the mother of your love-child? Are you looking forward to raising a son with a woman you don't love? Or does the prospect fill you with despair? It's tough to tell. Would you mind smacking me upside the head with this bat?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-12-28 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-12-28 Pub. Date: 2006-12-28
Image Number: 15644
Caption: So I'm a couple of years late, me. I can still show you the meaning of Christmas present. How much can change in two years, anyway? I can still point out how well our life's going. I mean, sure, we're broke, but … At least we haven't mistakenly gotten someone pregnant and won't have to marry someone we don't love, condemning us all to misery. And we've still got new "Star Trek" to watch on TV. What? Nothing.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-11-14 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-11-14 Pub. Date: 2006-11-14
Image Number: 15271
Caption: I wanted to be rich and successful when I proposed to Roxanne, Susan. Money doesn’t matter, Lemont. You're willing to marry someone (who you can't get along with) because she had your baby, even if it means you'll all be miserable forever. When you've got that kind of devotion, buddy, you've got everything. you've go a point! NO I DON'T!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-31 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-02 Pub. Date: 2006-03-31
Image Number: 13356
Caption: Dios Mio, Lemont. That is a good idea. Ask Roxanne to marry you. You can't stand that crazy chick. But since you gave her a son, you might as well spend the rest of your life with her. That way all three of you can be hopelessly miserable. So you agree. Idiota!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-01 misery 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-02 Pub. Date: 2006-04-01
Image Number: 13357
Caption: Susan, don’t you remember how I was when I was a kid? Now I felt it was my fault my dad left? I have to marry Roxanne, Susan. I won't let this kid grow up without a dad even if it means I'll descend into a putrid abyss of misery, anger and regret. A dark and musty cave of despair. Yeah, that is gonna be one well-adjusted kid.
     
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