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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-11-16 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-11-16 Pub. Date: 2019-11-16
Image Number: 180303
Caption: How come you ain't fillin' your prescription at the pharmacy, bruh? My insurance is refusing to cover memory-loss meds. Don't worry, I got you. Whachoo need? I got Aricept, Exelon, Razadyne, Criscolon, Franaphran … Did you just make some of that up? Dilithiumanadyneaphran ...
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-11-03 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-11-03 Pub. Date: 2019-11-03
Image Number: 180101
Caption: I'll have a gentle flower chamomile tea. That's a good choice, Uncle Mort. Of course you'd say that!!! You're in the pocket of the chamomile industry! You feed at the chamomile trough!!! Here. Delicious. Thanks. I'm glad you're finally taking the doc's advice and laying off the caffeine. That's what you think! I just swallowed seven caffeine tablets with it!!!! Forget the doctors! Big chamomile is in cahoots with big medical insurzzzzzzzz. Addiction is an ugly thing.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-17 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-17 Pub. Date: 2019-08-17
Image Number: 178999
Caption: Garcia, if you need birth-control pills for some medical reason, just tell us and maybe we'll change our minds about including it in your health insurance plan. Seriously? Of course. Tell us exactly what's going on with your lady parts, and then we'll make our decision. Pharmacy. Do you take Massacard?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-16 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-16 Pub. Date: 2019-08-16
Image Number: 178998
Caption: I demand to appeal this to the other partners, Mr. Fitzhugh. You removing contraceptive coverage from my insurance is unacceptable. You earn six figures, Garcia. You can afford to buy your lady pills on your own. That's not the point. Health insurance is part of my compensation package. This is like you docking my pay. I expect to be paid in full for my hard work. Communist.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-15 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-15 Pub. Date: 2019-08-15
Image Number: 178997
Caption: Let me get this straight: You have a moral objection to covering birth-control pills, even though it's often prescribed for medical reasons. I shouldn't have to pay so that women can have sex without facing any consequences. But you don't have a problem covering Viagra and vasectomies ... even though Viagra only exists so that men can have sex, and vasectomies only exist so that men can have sex without consequences. That's different. men are supposed to sow their wild oats. Women aren't. Who do you think they're sowing oats with?!
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-14 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-14 Pub. Date: 2019-08-14
Image Number: 178996
Caption: I heard the boss switched out health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover lady pills. That's right, Dick. It doesn’t cover birth-control pills, IUDs or anything. Not true, Ms. Garcia. It still covers, Viagra, Cialis, vasectomies … anything a man desires. Are you gloating? Shake shake sh - Viagra. I wish I could chat, but I have a vasectomy at 2, followed by a vasectomy reversal at 4, and a vasectomy reversal-reversal at 6.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-13 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-13 Pub. Date: 2019-08-13
Image Number: 178995
Caption: Sir, why did you change my health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover contraceptives? President Trump issues a ruling allowing employers to refuse to cover any procedures that we disagree with either religiously or morally. And you have a moral objection to women controlling their own bodies? I have a moral objection to not saving a few bucks a month. Yayle. CEO of the year 2002.,
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-12 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-12 Pub. Date: 2019-08-12
Image Number: 178994
Caption: … So I replied What do you mean your charging me $90 for my birth-control pills? My insurance covers those. And guess what the pharmacist said, Mr. Fitzhugh. I couldn't begin to guess. He said Apparently your employer switched you to a new plan that doesn't cover sluttiness. Sir, did you say to pretend you have an important call after ten minutes, or after fifteen? Five! Explain.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-29 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-29 Pub. Date: 2017-11-29
Image Number: 165419
Caption: I did a quick Google search. You've got nothing to worry about, Susan. It doesn't have to be dementia. You mom's memory loss could be caused by anything. Lack of sleep … medicines … underactive thyroid … stress and anxiety … depression … alcohol … you know your mom likes her brandy ... Not that I'm saying your mom might be an alcoholic ... although if you find a bunch of bottles hidden under her bed, it might comfort you ... or not ... I'm going to stop talking now.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-30 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-30 Pub. Date: 2016-12-30
Image Number: 152628
Caption: Ever since I got back from Canada, I've felt like I'm just drifting through my days. Dr. Noodle. Like yesterday, I was interviewing a source I'll call "Deep Throat" at a big pharmaceutical company who told me they're purposely trying to spread the opioid addiction problem to other countries ... because getting people to become dependent on opioid painkillers here has been so profitable. But I ended up just taking Deep Throat to a hockey game. That's normal. For non-Trump-voters, thinking of Canada is a good substitute for opioids.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-13 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-13 Pub. Date: 2016-03-13
Image Number: 139909
Caption: It all started with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy, Ezekiel Goodhusband. Dr. Noodle. Ezekiel was the courtroom sketch artist at the Salem Witch Trials. He drew a particularly unflattering likeness of Hezekiah Usher II. Hezekiah was later acquitted. But as poor Ezekiel would soon learn, Hezekiah actually was a witch. Hezekiah cursed Ezekiel and all his descendants. On our thirtieth birthdays, we all turn invisible ... forced to live out our lives in obscurity ... our needs, our contributions, our dreams and our worth going totally unnoticed. There's no upside here. Either I need anti-psychotics ... or you're lying naked on my couch. See? We're supposed to be talking about me!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-23 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-23 Pub. Date: 2014-06-23
Image Number: 112911
Caption: Ever since Newton, we've averaged one school shooting per week. So? Do you know how many kids perish in other ways every week? You don’t see liberals talking about banning cars, light sockets, household cleaners, medicines, fire, swimming pools or flossing. Flossing? Some kids just don't know when to quit.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-14 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-14 Pub. Date: 2013-11-14
Image Number: 103801
Caption: When I was six, I dreamt I was a Jedi knight saving the galaxy from an evil empire. When I was 16. I dreamt I was making out with the girl next door. Last night, I dreamt I was giving Osama Bin Laden his exit interview, and he didn't like his severance package. Hold up ... you dreamin' 'bout some dude's packages? I bet when I'm 60, I'll dream of ex-lax. (Originally published on 2011-05-16).
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-13 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-13 Pub. Date: 2013-07-13
Image Number: 99043
Caption: I still don’t get what happened. I realize my health insurance was about to run out … … So I had a panic attack. You'd do anything to get yo money's worth. Hey, I ordered extra penicillin.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-25 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-25 Pub. Date: 2013-05-25
Image Number: 97125
Caption: When I was six, I dreamt I was a Jedi knight saving the galaxy from an evil empire. When I was 16. I dreamt I was making out with the girl next door. Last night, I dreamt I was giving Osama Bin Laden his exit interview, and he didn't like his severance package. Hold up ... you dreamin' 'bout some dude's packages? I bet when I'm 60, I'll dream of ex-lax. (Originally published on 2011-05-16).
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-16 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-16 Pub. Date: 2011-05-16
Image Number: 60996
Caption: When I was six, I dreamt I was a Jedi knight saving the galaxy from an evil empire. When I was 16. I dreamt I was making out with the girl next door. Last night, I dreamt I was giving Osama Bin Laden his exit interview, and he didn't like his severance package. Hold up ... you dreamin' 'bout some dude's packages? I bet when I'm 60, I'll dream of ex-lax.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-30 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-30 Pub. Date: 2011-04-30
Image Number: 60248
Caption: Lemont, it's dangerous and unwise to stop taking your antipsychotic medicine. I can't testify on my own behalf in court 'cause they make me forgetful! Besides, what's the worst that could happen? You could flip out, hallucinate, lash out and lose everything and everyone you've ever cared about. Oh. What's the SECOND worst thing that could happen? Fascinating.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-26 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-26 Pub. Date: 2011-04-26
Image Number: 60244
Caption: Lemont, you shouldn't have stopped taking your antipsychotic medicine. But I have to testify in my custody hearing. I have to tell the judge all about the great times Lionel and I have together, but I can't remember any of them. The meds make me forgetful! You already said that. I ... I did? Sorry, a little therapist's joke.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-25 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-25 Pub. Date: 2011-04-25
Image Number: 60243
Caption: Lemont … Lemont … Whuh … Whozere? Lemont … I'm running out. It's getting bored … I need you to keep your promise. Momma? Lemont, you must … "momma"? Do I sound like a woman to you? As cryptic, disembodied voices go, you're kinda high-pitched. And that's when you asked your Star Trek pin if it thought it was a mistake to stop taking your antipsychotic medicine? After it stopped nagging me.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-29 medication 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-29 Pub. Date: 2011-01-29
Image Number: 56624
Caption: What I would like is for somebody to tell me whether we'd still have the works for Vincent Van Gogh if antipsychotic pills were around back then. … Or the writings of Jack Kerouac. Or the achievements of mathematician John Nash. What I would like is for someone to tell me how many geniuses we'll never have because their brilliance is stifled by drugs. We're all out of that, but we do have good tuna melt.
     
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