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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-11-10 |
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2019-11-10 |
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180290 |
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Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death! The news channels love the first storm of the year. I want to caution viewers not to panic.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-11-07 |
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2019-11-07 |
Image Number: |
180268 |
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Your negative calorie vitamin water does not cause weight loss. That's false advertising. So you say: House of Java.net Cybercafe. Here's what I say I'm a small American businessman trying to make a living amid brutal economic times only to be rousted from my home by strong-armed federal regulators who hate liberty. Oh stop it. You look like Stalin. Call CNN.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-10-27 |
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2019-10-27 |
Image Number: |
180047 |
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If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-10-14 |
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2019-10-14 |
Image Number: |
179941 |
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You look terrible. I had a crazy dream then couldn't sleep. In my dream, Anderson Cooper was doing a special report on me. He described me as a materialistic jerk trying to compensate for my failures by buying stuff. See, the media does get some stuff right. Insult to insomnia.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-09-08 |
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2019-09-08 |
Image Number: |
179310 |
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Prepare for the fad herald. If only he'd be my Facebook friend. Today, a special announcement. Special announcement? Hubbub hubbub hubbub. I speak to you today of Twitter. We have an unusual split decision with regard to a strange concept with a captivating name. Hear ye: The brand name Twitter is: In. But actually using the service is: Out. You may commence with not bothering to tweet or learn anything more about it. So declared. Free @last.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-30 |
Image Number: |
179122 |
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Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need … What are the words I'm looking for … House of Java.net Cybercafe. Less competition and profitable business model. I'm bored. Say something filthy.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-08-29 |
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2019-08-29 |
Image Number: |
179121 |
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Very interesting development. What's that? Rudy's become a citizen journalist and upset the traditional media, as embodied by our own Mary Popmedia. Name-calling has ensued. This just in: Traditional media stinks! Extra: Citizen journalists stink worse!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-27 |
Image Number: |
179119 |
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You citizen journalists are destroying professional media. What makes you the authority? I've been at it for years. I understand the subtle distinctions reporting requires. Press. Such as? Do you know the difference between a regular flu and a potential pandemic that will kill all mankind? Um ... There is not difference! I can learn this stuff.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-08-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-24 |
Image Number: |
179026 |
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Rudy Park, citizen journalist. What did you know and when did you know it?! The people have a right to answers! The citizen journalist must practice grilling techniques.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-08-23 |
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2019-08-23 |
Image Number: |
179025 |
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Did you see my citizens journalist special report? Nope. My first big scoop: Some of the café's day-old pastries are actually two day-old pastries. HOJ. I'm speaking truth to power! Fascinating. Who served these pastries? Well, me. I think I've got my first scoop.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-22 |
Image Number: |
179024 |
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Dateline - Café … Citizen journalist Rudy Park had uncovered a startling controversy. Some of the scones sold in the day-old pastry container are actually … Two-day-old scones!!! Take that, Pulitzer committee.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-21 |
Image Number: |
179023 |
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Rudy Park, citizen journalist. Impressive. Scoops are my business, the internet is my medium. My just cause is keeping government and corporations honest through impartial and dogged … um … and … Is that a new iPhone? Awesome!! Oh brother.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-07-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-27 |
Image Number: |
178598 |
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You're my favorite twitterer. I love your angry rants and constipation. Wait here. Let's see you tweet. Luv my show, u losers! This was potential. Go on. Every1 stinks! 2 b continued: unholy alliance.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-07-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-26 |
Image Number: |
178597 |
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I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-07-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-25 |
Image Number: |
178596 |
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Are you twittering under my name? Talkin 2 Rudy. I will tear you limb from limb. He's fusically irisistable. Then I'll tear your phone limb from limb. His iPhone 2. Then destroy all your gadgets. Losing mind. Incarcer8 me.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-07-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-23 |
Image Number: |
178594 |
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Stop yelling at me. I just wanted to say I like your tweets. My what? Your Twitter stream is hilarious. Never admit ignorance. Well I suppose that's nice of you to say. Which tweet did you most like? The constipation tweet was genius. What the @#$%@* are you talking about?!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-22 |
Image Number: |
178593 |
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Nice tweets, Granny. What did you say? I like your tweets. You filthy-mouthed little @#$%! Zit's a compliment, hypocrite. Die, @#$%!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-30 |
Image Number: |
178283 |
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Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-15 |
Image Number: |
177634 |
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Your generation is obsessed with chronicling itself. Blogging and Twittering, and sharing all your thoughts and feelings. When I was a girl, it was considered impolite to speak about oneself. We kept our feelings inside until they burned and hurt, and exploded finally in anger and violence. Oh, but you're too good for all that! I'm superior in all ways.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2019-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-28 |
Image Number: |
176948 |
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I have laryngitis. I lost my voice screaming because the internet generation is so self-centered. You write self-centered blogs, internet sites, and now you tweet. You are navel-gazing narcissists. Aaaah. Getting yelled at by a sign. Tap tap tap tap.
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