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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
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Frank and Ernest |
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2019-11-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-15 |
Image Number: |
180383 |
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Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark! |
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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
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Frank and Ernest |
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2019-08-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-04 |
Image Number: |
178879 |
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"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-04-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-21 |
Image Number: |
170789 |
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Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2017-07-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-18 |
Image Number: |
160745 |
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"Wait, that doesn't sound right." Of course your bungee cord is longer than mine, Frank, you're taller than I am. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2017-06-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-24 |
Image Number: |
159467 |
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I. Q. F. E. Here come the smartest guys I know! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2013-11-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-06 |
Image Number: |
103679 |
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Anarchists Society. Get rid of that yardstick! We don't allow rulers here! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2013-03-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-03-24 |
Image Number: |
94890 |
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Today, we'll talk with Professor Ernie about some lesser known units of measurement. Let's start with the "light-year." A 'light-year" is a unit of time measuring how long somebody stays on their diet. In most cases, it's counted in small fractions. No, a light year is a unit of length equal to the distance light travels in a year, about six trillion miles. What about the "angstrom"? The "angstrom" is a measurement of anxiety levels! Incorrect again. It's another unit of length --- It's used to describe atomic-level distances. Here's one which isn't a unit of length. What does "foot-pound" measure? That's obvious. Kickboxer punches! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2012-01-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-01-30 |
Image Number: |
75920 |
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Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2009-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-09-04 |
Image Number: |
37864 |
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Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2008-12-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-20 |
Image Number: |
28654 |
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Seismology Lab. I can predict earthquakes! That makes him a "faults prophet"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2008-05-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-05-12 |
Image Number: |
23509 |
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Senator, what's you plan to address $100-a-barrel oil? Use smaller barrels! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2008-01-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-02 |
Image Number: |
20993 |
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Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2007-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-03-18 |
Image Number: |
16563 |
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Zeno's Paradox. Zeno of Elea was a Greek philosopher best known for his argument that motion is an impossible illusion. He asserted that to reach a destination, first the midpoint must be reached, and to reach the midpoint, first the quarterpoint much be reached. This logic continues infinitely to the conclusion that motion is not possible. Zeno didn't come into work today, and just wait until you hear his excuse! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2007-02-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-02-16 |
Image Number: |
16168 |
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Geometry Quiz Today. The "How may degrees in a circle" question --- Is that Fahrenheit or centigrade? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2006-10-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-10-15 |
Image Number: |
14996 |
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Pythagorean Theorem. Named after the Greek mathematician Pythagoras, the theorem states that A2 + B2 = C2 in a right triangle where A and B are the lengths of the legs forming the right angle , and C is the length of the hypotenuse, the leg opposite the right angle. You may be right, Pythagoras --- But everybody will laugh if you call it a "hypotenuse"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2006-05-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-05-25 |
Image Number: |
13816 |
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Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2006-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-03-01 |
Image Number: |
13117 |
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Your weight and reaction time. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2004-11-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-11-19 |
Image Number: |
8888 |
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Mr. Frog. Poll. Poll. I'm not looking forward to this. Amphibians can never make up their minds --- first it's one way and then the other. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2003-08-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-08-23 |
Image Number: |
5176 |
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Foot Long Hot Dogs. Actual Mileage May Vary. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2003-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-08-04 |
Image Number: |
4808 |
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Would you say the mayor: (a) Is doing an excellent job, (b) Is doing a good job, (c) Is doing just an average job or (d) Should tear up the street in front of your house? |
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