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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-12-01 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-12-01 Pub. Date: 2019-12-01
Image Number: 180584
Caption: I saw that article you wrote about how California should do a public takeover of that PG&E utility company … just because they seem to keep starting massive wildfires. And to stop that they keep turning off power for millions of people. Yeah. The state's publicly-owned utilities like SMUD and Silicon Valley Power don't seem to get themselves into these predicaments. Maybe that's because they don't spend their money on lobbyists, fancy dinners, huge salaries, or dividend payments. Yeah, but Venezuela. Um ... What? That's the universally recognized trump card for any conversation. So declared by the International Association of Weaselly Arguments. I don't recognize their authority. Venezuela.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-10 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-10 Pub. Date: 2019-05-10
Image Number: 177532
Caption: What happened, bruh? When we was kids, most we had to worry about was someone had a knife. Didn't nobody bring guns to preschool an' terrorize little kids, Big L. We even had massive gang wars on campus in high school, an' not one person got shot. Ah … the good old days. In my day, we had to wait 'til we was walkin' home to get shot at.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-05 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-05 Pub. Date: 2018-12-05
Image Number: 175264
Caption: We forgot something at the Thanksgiving party the other week. Whachoo-mean? We forgot to not have one. It celebrates a false creation myth that we tell ourselves so we can forget that what really happened was a massive genocide. This is why we never let you say the toast, Lemont. There shouldn't have been a toast. I guess it a coincidence you only sayin' all this after you finally run out of leftovers.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-19 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-19 Pub. Date: 2018-09-19
Image Number: 174074
Caption: Clyde, you notice all that ash outside? That's because of that wildfire raging 50 miles away. I don't recall having massive wildfires all the time when I was a kid. 'Course not. You was always inside watching tv. If they didn't mention it on The Love Boat, you didn't know @#$ about it. I watched the news, too. Don't remind me. You was the only six-year-old came to Halloween dressed like Ted Koppel.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-16 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-16 Pub. Date: 2018-06-16
Image Number: 172217
Caption: This just in: A massive sinkhole just opened across the bridge in a suburb of Candorville. The ent … Click. One structure was spared obliteration: A local café that had advertised that one of its muffins contained a free-gas-for-life card. The entire town was there ... Click. Candorville's mayor, Ronald Thump, has closed the bridge, preventing sinkhole refugees from reaching. Click ... Gilligaaaan, the Skipper tooo ... the millionaire ... mun mun mun -
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-31 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-31 Pub. Date: 2015-08-31
Image Number: 131898
Caption: Wanna take an Uber to the movies? Great idea, Susan. I've always wanted to put cab drivers out of business. Maybe we can stay at an Airbnb afterward, so we can also put motels and hotels out of business … along with all their maids, janitors, clerks, bellhops, parking attendants and receptionists. It's just a ride to the movies. It's a ride to massive unemployment.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-27 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-27 Pub. Date: 2015-08-27
Image Number: 131716
Caption: Lemont … have I told you how much I appreciate having you as a friend? Thank you! I mean, some guys try to be all "alpha-male" all the time. Like this guy I'm seeing. Last night, the dude was flexing his massive biceps while he was hugging me. That was a real turnoff. I like that I've known you all my life, and I still have no idea if you have any muscles. Thank you.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-20 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-20 Pub. Date: 2015-04-20
Image Number: 125854
Caption: Hillary Clinton's announcement video was full of average people talking about their hopes. She didn't even appear till the end. It's like she thinks doing that will make everyone forget how she's always seemed to be all about her. Or maybe you've always been wrong about her. The last time I saw rebranding on such a massive scale was when granddad stole all those cattle.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-01 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-01 Pub. Date: 2013-11-01
Image Number: 103221
Caption: The ad agency of McMahon, Tate, Stevens & Evans may be plotting a hostile takeover. This is bad for everyone. Us, clients … everyone. You don't know that. Name one major merger that didn't lead to massive layoffs and price increases. There was the time Detective Munch from "Homicide" joined "Law & Order SVU." IN REAL LIFE. (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-22 and 2013-03-15).
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-22 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-22 Pub. Date: 2013-08-22
Image Number: 100554
Caption: Lemont … Have I told you how much I appreciate having you as a friend? Thank you! I mean, SOME guys try to be all "alpha-male" all the time. Like this guy I'm seeing. Last night, the dude was FLEXING his massive biceps while he was hugging me. That was a real turn off. I like that I've known you all my life, and I still have no idea if you have any muscles. Thank you.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-15 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-15 Pub. Date: 2013-03-15
Image Number: 94592
Caption: The ad agency of McMahon, Tate, Stevens & Evans may be plotting a hostile takeover. This is bad for everyone. Us, clients … everyone. You don't know that. Name one major merger that didn't lead to massive layoffs and price increases. There was the time Detective Munch from "Homicide" joined "Law & Order SVU." IN REAL LIFE. (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-22).
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-04 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-04 Pub. Date: 2013-03-04
Image Number: 94130
Caption: Turns out my computer died because of a massive power surge in the building. It also fried my external hard drives, so I lost all my stuff. I wasn't worried … I'd also been backing up online at "back-that-thang-up-dot-com." This morning I got an email saying their servers were destroyed by a freak elephant rampage. They're based in Africa? Seattle. Why do you ask?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-22 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-22 Pub. Date: 2011-04-22
Image Number: 59961
Caption: The ad agency of McMahon, Tate, Stevens & Evans may be plotting a hostile takeover. This is bad for everyone. Us, clients … everyone. You don't know that. Name one major merger that didn't lead to massive layoffs and price increases. There was the time Detective Munch from "Homicide" joined "Law & Order SVU." IN REAL LIFE.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-25 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-25 Pub. Date: 2011-03-25
Image Number: 58865
Caption: Thousands of people died in the Japanese tsunami and in the massive earthquake that caused it. The Earth shook for five minutes. Do you know how long five minutes is? Five minutes is longer than any conversation you and I have ever had. I miss Chappelle's Show. You ever miss Chappelle's show? That fool funny.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-27 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-27 Pub. Date: 2010-01-27
Image Number: 43363
Caption: Sunnyville Sanitarium. As long as he keeps taking his antipsychotic drugs, he'll have no more delusions about vampires, demons and Mexico. Unfortunately, one side effect is massive weight gain. Oh no! Lem-lem's already fat enough! As it is, I don't know how I'll ever squeeze his blubber into the wedding tux Daddy bought him! I can hear you, you know. Many people have abnormally large buttocks.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-13 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-13 Pub. Date: 2007-06-13
Image Number: 17561
Caption: Scientists discovered a possible cure for baldness in mice. When they make a massive wound, the scar tissue that grows over it has new hair follicles. They think gaping head wounds could work for humans, too. Lemont, I'm still not smacking you in the head with this bat. I thought you were my friend.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-17 massive 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-17 Pub. Date: 2005-09-17
Image Number: 11636
Caption: Meanwhile, in an alternative universe where the president hadn't diverted millions of dollars from New Orleans' flood programs in 2003 and 2004 to pay for massive tax cuts and an invasion of Iraq…..
     
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