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401. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-23 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-23 Pub. Date: 2014-03-23
Image Number: 108219
Caption: I'd like you to admit one thing. Which is? Dr. Noodle. That your husband's agreeing to come here is evidence he does care about repairing your relationship. M.A. If, as you believe, your husband is an unemotional, distant man who cares only about being the victor in every aspect of his life ... why would he come here and make himself vulnerable? Because he just wants someone to agree with him that I'M the problem! LOL. Don't you think that's a little cynical? See? The man says you imagine everything. smh.
     
402. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2009-09-15 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2014-03-03 Pub. Date: 2009-09-15
Image Number: 38431
Caption: Some report claims it costs $200,000 to raise a kid in America. Seems low. Come on! It just scares people. What's the point? Lots. It's free birth control. I'm definitely not in the mood.
     
403. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-02-16 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-02-16 Pub. Date: 2014-02-16
Image Number: 107837
Caption: I saw you look at that hussy. COUGH! I don’t know what you're talking about, snookums. OK, I ADMIT IT! I GLANCED FOR A SPLIT SECOND!!! BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'm a man! I have needs! I have hormones racing though my body, giving me urges I can barely contain! I may seem meek on the outside, but on the inside lurks a depraved beast. Run, Sadie ... run while you still can. Works every time.
     
404. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2014-02-04 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2014-02-04 Pub. Date: 2014-02-04
Image Number: 106513
Caption: Seeing you always reminds me of my second wife. Oddly enough, her name was "Pyorrhea." ?
     
405. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2014-01-23 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2014-01-23 Pub. Date: 2014-01-23
Image Number: 106250
Caption: This room is for the nice furniture and husband I never use.
     
406. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-01-19 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-01-19 Pub. Date: 2014-01-19
Image Number: 105955
Caption: You have any plans for the new year, Earl? Yeah. I've always dreamed of having my own man cave. You know, an all-male retreat where a man can go to just relax without fear of upsetting any female sensibilities. What does Opal think about you getting a man cave? She said that fine with her. Really? And then she opened the back door, handed me a shovel, and said, "Go for it."
     
407. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-18 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-18 Pub. Date: 2014-01-18
Image Number: 106948
Caption: It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.
     
408. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-17 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-17 Pub. Date: 2014-01-17
Image Number: 106947
Caption: Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort tells me he used to be a bold man. I was. He tells me he was an assertive man. Very. Well where is that Mort? I want that Mort! Be assertive! I command it!!! Assertive my left foot. I'm being assertive by refusing to be assertive.
     
409. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-16 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-16 Pub. Date: 2014-01-16
Image Number: 106946
Caption: Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Well, first of all, he can't find anything, ever. I have to find the man's socks, his toothbrush … And he'll tell me he's hungry in the morning. Then he'll go to the other room, and in the evening he comes back and tells me he's starving. It's like as soon as we got married, the man became so stupid he can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker. No, I said tell me his good points. Those are his good points. Foul!
     
410. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-01-11 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-01-11 Pub. Date: 2014-01-11
Image Number: 105684
Caption: What color was gramma's hair when you first met her? Blond! It wasn’t until after we were married that I found out she was really a brunette. That's what we call deceptive packaging. Yes, and grampa had a full head of thick, wavy hair. That's what we call vanishing packaging.
     
411. Comic Strip Jerry Van Amerongen  Ballard Street 2013-12-31 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Jerry Van Amerongen
Comic/Cartoon: Ballard Street
Viewable Date: 2013-12-31 Pub. Date: 2013-12-31
Image Number: 105408
Caption: Before another long evening commences, Natalie makes a pre-emptive coping gesture.
     
412. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2013-12-16 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2013-12-16 Pub. Date: 2013-12-16
Image Number: 104679
Caption: Are you okay, Pearl? Oh, I have this darn traveling pain. One day it's my shoulder, then it'll move on to my neck, or my back, or maybe my leg. Yeah, I know what you mean. I've got traveling pain too. Oh, here he is now.
     
413. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-08 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-08 Pub. Date: 2013-12-08
Image Number: 104376
Caption: "Stupid arguments" are the most important. But a parking spot? Dr. Noodle. Yes. She yelled at me for two hours! She felt belittled. If a parking spot is within ten feet of a hydrant, it's not a spot! It's a ticket-trap! She doesn’t understand these things! I parked right across the street, where I was more comfortable. What's wrong with that?! When you told her "that's not a spot," she heard "you're a woman, you don't know what you're talking about. Well tell her to use the English-to-English dictionary, not the English-to-history-of-gender-inequality dictionary.
     
414. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2013-12-06 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2013-12-06 Pub. Date: 2013-12-06
Image Number: 104642
Caption: Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.
     
415. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2013-12-05 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2013-12-05 Pub. Date: 2013-12-05
Image Number: 103829
Caption: Hot cocoa, comin' up. "His" and "hers" mugs. This is how your parents' marriage works? Everything's divided up? Some thing, I guess. Not everything. I noticed their chairs. But they share the really important things. Like … A bed. And marshmallows? Now you're getting then idea.
     
416. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2013-12-04 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2013-12-04 Pub. Date: 2013-12-04
Image Number: 103828
Caption: I'm sure we'll figure out how to share the chores. But first, we have to get married. Yeah, we need to decide on a date, a location, a dress, a guest list … THEN decide where to live AND how to handle our bills, our savings, our phone plans … It's all so complicated! Not to me.
     
417. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2013-12-03 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2013-12-03 Pub. Date: 2013-12-03
Image Number: 103827
Caption: Every couple has to learn how to live together. You just have to iron out the kinks. Oh, ironing is MY job? Laundry too, I suppose. What? No! That's not what I- I'm kidding, Brad. But what about stuff like that? Should we talk about that? Toni, I'll do ALL the chores. As long as I'm with you, I don't care. I feel the same, Brad. Ok then. Ironing done.
     
418. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2013-12-02 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2013-12-02 Pub. Date: 2013-12-02
Image Number: 103826
Caption: I'm happy we're engaged, but … I'm not ready to be a naggy wife! Whoa! You wont be a naggy wife. Yes, I will! I'm used to my tidy ways! So you're tidy and I'm not. Big deal. We love each other, Toni. We'll figure out how to live with our irritating habits. "Our"? I wasn't aware I had any irritating habits.
     
419. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2013-11-30 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2013-11-30 Pub. Date: 2013-11-30
Image Number: 103538
Caption: Brad! Don’t drink from the carton! Sorry. Old habit. And don’t use your sleeve. Oh. Right. I know that. Close the fridge. Of course. Ohmygod! I'm a naggy wife already!!
     
420. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2013-11-29 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2013-11-29 Pub. Date: 2013-11-29
Image Number: 103537
Caption: Point the forks down, Brad. It’s safer. They get cleaner if they're up. Uh - you don’t need to scrape. I always scrape. Don’t you scrape? Never. How do you hang the toilet paper? I'm over the front. Down the back. Uh-oh. How are we gonna handle all this when we're married? My way?
     
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