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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-29 |
Image Number: |
18695 |
Caption: |
Does this beer make me look short? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-04-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-25 |
Image Number: |
18691 |
Caption: |
There's nothing like a night of TV and potato chips to make you appreciate what you don't have! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-15 |
Image Number: |
18537 |
Caption: |
Are you making goo-goo eyes at me? No, actually, I have an ocular disorder… Goo-goo-itis. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-11 |
Image Number: |
17872 |
Caption: |
Would you like to lick the bowl, Lance? Did you make pudding? No, but you're kinky enough to enjoy licking it anyway. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-05-11 |
Image Number: |
17184 |
Caption: |
Do you see the glass as half empty, or half full of shattered dreams? You make happy hour an unhappy thing. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-12-16 |
Image Number: |
16794 |
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Excuse me, but could you tell me if the ceiling fan is making the propeller in my beanie spin clock-wise or counter-clockwise? I must admit, that's the most original pick-up line I've heard in some time… ineffective, but original. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-03-22 |
Image Number: |
16507 |
Caption: |
Let me guess…your dog ate your closing argument? My wolverine, actually. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-07-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-03-14 |
Image Number: |
16399 |
Caption: |
I may be imaginary, but I'm not easy. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-31 |
Image Number: |
169731 |
Caption: |
If I had a dollar for every one of life's problems I've solved while waiting for a bus, I'd have enough money to pay for one bus fare. Kind of makes you stop and think. Bus.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-16 |
Image Number: |
169179 |
Caption: |
I read a great quote by Sophia Loren: Hearing children laugh is like listening in on heaven. I realize that's supposed to make me think about fatherhood, but it just makes me think about Sophia Loren.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-13 |
Image Number: |
169176 |
Caption: |
What makes that a tip jar and not a bribe jar? The fact that I'm about to sing You Light Up My Life.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-21 |
Image Number: |
168485 |
Caption: |
Al, when you step into an elevator, does your low self-esteem make you want to press basement? It's worse than that, Dr. Kapuchnik. I want to press debasement.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-08 |
Image Number: |
166931 |
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I love New York, too. To paraphrase the song, "If I can make an ass of myself there, I can make an as of myself anywhere." I (heart) NY.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-28 |
Image Number: |
166086 |
Caption: |
What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-12-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-14 |
Image Number: |
165551 |
Caption: |
You make my skin crawl … If so, I'm doing you a favor. After all, skin must learn to crawl before it can learn to walk.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-29 |
Image Number: |
164953 |
Caption: |
Dear Diary, I'm considering starting these entries with "Dear Journal" instead of "Dear Diary" because "Dear Diary" makes me feel like Gidget. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-25 |
Image Number: |
164779 |
Caption: |
Axel, would you ever make a deal with the forces of darkness in which you remain forever young while your portrait shows the signs of aging? Fortunately for me, eternal youth is already covered by the fact that I'm a comic strip character.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-20 |
Image Number: |
163440 |
Caption: |
I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them bitter.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-06-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-29 |
Image Number: |
159220 |
Caption: |
Dr. Kapuchnik, I think you should reward me when I make progress. Okay. Al want a cracker?
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-06-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-19 |
Image Number: |
158885 |
Caption: |
Does my touch make your knees turn to Jelly? No. The best I can tell you is that it makes my elbows turn to peanut butter.
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