Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing once single topic: Undecided voters. America has the longest campaigns in the world. You've had two whole years to watch the candidates and make up your minds. Call me and tell my why you're such a namby-pamby slacker!!! ... and don't all of you wait until 30 seconds before this show goes off the air.
You and I are like best friends, Sadie Cohen. What?! Every day for 18 years, I've berated you, belittled you, and bested you. I've made you cry on 48 different occasions. I know. I've kept track. That's what I mean. This is the longest relationship I've ever had in my life. And I've been making you happy for 18 years. Face it: You and I are besties. Never in all my years have I felt this disgusted. Score one for Rudy.