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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-07 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-07 Pub. Date: 2016-02-07
Image Number: 138359
Caption: People who complain about voter ID laws are such liars when they say dirt-poor people can't afford to get ID. How do they get to be drunk all the time? How can they possibly buy their booze if they don't have ID? They hand their money to someone else who does have ID, and say, "Can you buy me a beer?" It happens all the time. And how can they ever cash a check?! They endorse it to someone else, or they go to a check-cashing store. How do they fly on airplanes?! "Dirt-poor people" don't usually buy plane tickets. Well they don't seem to have any trouble showing photo ID to get welfare! A lot of places don't require photo ID to get welfare. You're really not supposed to answer rhetorical questions. Do you know very many "dirt-poor people"?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-18 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-18 Pub. Date: 2015-11-18
Image Number: 135315
Caption: Whachoo gon' do for Thanksgiving, Big L? Visit momma. Lionel's almost three, and she hasn't seen him in months. She's going to be so surprised when I show up with my boy, a turkey dinner and flowers. She ain't know you comin'? What if she ain't there? Well, then me missing Thanksgiving would be HER fault ... and the only logical thing for Lionel and me to do would be to camp out at the theater and wait 'till "Star Wars" opens. I see what game you runnin' bruh. You ain't slick.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-16 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-16 Pub. Date: 2015-05-16
Image Number: 126621
Caption: I dropped my phone in the toilet. That could happen to anyone, Lemont. It was a public toilet, Susan. Still not the end of the world. It was the most disgusting public toilet I'd ever seen, so I'd taken my phone out to Instagram a picture of it. That's when I dropped it. Oh. Wow. So then what'd you do with the phone? The only logical thing: I flushed it.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-26 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-26 Pub. Date: 2015-04-26
Image Number: 125568
Caption: Anyone who thinks we ever really went to the moon is a complete idiot. Youtube has tons of videos on this. Humans couldn't possibly have survived a trip through the Van Allen Radiation Belt. That's proof it was all a conspiracy. Not true. According to Dr. Van Allen himself, the notion that radiation should've killed those astronauts is "nonsense." Well how come we can't see the astronauts' footprints? That's proof it was all a conspiracy. Not true. Other countries have snapped pictures of the landing sites, and just a few years ago the lunar reconnaissance orbiter took photos of the footprints. There were no stars in the old films. That's proof it was all a conspiracy. The exposure settings were calibrated to get good shots of the extremely bright lunar surface. They couldn't do that and capture the relatively dim stars at the same time. You moon-landing-ists have an answer for everything. That's proof it was all a conspiracy. Thousands of people could never keep a secret that big for 46 years! That's what they want you to think.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-24 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-24 Pub. Date: 2015-02-24
Image Number: 123397
Caption: Aiight … Let's retrace your steps. Where's the last place you saw your burrito? In your hands. I asked you to hold it for one second while I tied my shoe. I see. Well, it could be anywhere. I don’t see no point in even lookin' no further. Give me MY burrito. There's an old saying: "Don't nobody OWN a burrito. The burrito just passing through." (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-21).
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-21 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-21 Pub. Date: 2013-01-21
Image Number: 92638
Caption: Aiight … Let's retrace your steps. Where's the last place you saw your burrito? In your hands. I asked you to hold it for one second while I tied my shoe. I see. Well, it could be anywhere. I don’t see no point in even lookin' no further. Give me MY burrito. There's an old saying: "Don't nobody OWN a burrito. The burrito just passing through."
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-09-05 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-09-05 Pub. Date: 2012-09-05
Image Number: 87121
Caption: Are you saving any money, Lemont? Depends. On? By "savings," do you mean putting it away to use later? Yeah. And do you accept the indisputable fact that every single moment is "later?" Because then … TECHNICALLY. STOP IT.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-26 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-26 Pub. Date: 2012-07-26
Image Number: 84530
Caption: Why won't you go to sleep. Cuth I don’t want to. That's circular reasoning, son. It's one of the most common logical fallacies. And every time a child utters a logical fallacy, a Muppet dies a horrible death. Are you thtill talking?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-19 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-19 Pub. Date: 2011-03-19
Image Number: 58581
Caption: The Galapagos woodpecker uses sticks to help it obtain food. Would you call that "unnatural"? Of course not! The woodpecker is an animal. It's "natural," so anything it does is also natural. Man is also an animal. Mankind is "natural" too. So everything we do, from using sticks, to creating so-called "artificial" sugar, is also natural. You are so not giving up diet cola. Would you ask a woodpecker to give up his stick?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-30 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-30 Pub. Date: 2008-08-30
Image Number: 26242
Caption: Relax, Mr. Braun. "Brown." What do you mean "relax"?! I caught you sneaking out of my fiancée's house at 2 in the morning! I have a logical explanation: I'm John Edwards. Roxanne's dad was my biggest fundraiser when I ran for president. And, I often pay visits to babies who aren't mine at 2 in the morning. A guy's gotta have a hobby. THAT'S NOT A HOBBY!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-28 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-28 Pub. Date: 2007-05-28
Image Number: 17381
Caption: Britain in India. France in Algeria. USSR in Europe… Modern history tells us long military occupations of sovereign nations always fail. As your president, I've come to the only logical conclusion… You're pulling us out of Iraq, sir? I'm appointing a "war czar" to referee bureaucratic squabbles between the State Department and other agencies. Just as wise. Then I'm refusing to give our soldiers a 3.5% pay raise.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-11 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-11 Pub. Date: 2007-05-11
Image Number: 17178
Caption: So you're going back to 2004 to warn me not to hook up with the crazy vegetarian chick? That's right. Cool, cool. Just one thing: if you'd succeeded, wouldn't I have never met her in the first place and there'd be no need for you to go back and warn me about her? Time-travel paradoxes give me a headache.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-03-29 logical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-03-29 Pub. Date: 2005-03-29
Image Number: 10043
Caption: 2002 … In other news, Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge suggests Americans stock up on duct tape and other items commonly sold at Home Depot. 2003 … In other news, Home Depot's stock surged……
     
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