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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-26 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-26 Pub. Date: 2017-04-26
Image Number: 157286
Caption: Tell me again why you ain't gone to the doctor 'bout your heart, Big L? I lost my health insurance. I've saved all my life for a down payment on a house, so I'll have something to leave to my son. If I go to the hospital, I'll probably lose it all and he'll inherit nothing. But I have life insurance, so if I die, he'll inherit my savings and $2 million. This country be messed up, bruh. I've recorded 18 years' worth of advice and dad-jokes for him.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-13 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-13 Pub. Date: 2017-02-13
Image Number: 154532
Caption: Sometimes America really disappoints me, Susan. Remember that Super Bowl commercial where the kid says he'll never be this and never do that, because he died in an avoidable childhood accident? My reaction was "with all these people watching … that commercial is probably going to save some child's life." America's reaction was "Hey! Save a kid some other time, I'm trying to eat a nacho here." I'm paraphrasing ... barely.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-12 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-12 Pub. Date: 2015-10-12
Image Number: 133792
Caption: My son needs speech therapy, but I don't have the money. Insurance will cover it, but only once he turns three. Should I wait till he's three … or should I have him lie about his age and risk teaching him it's ok to deceive: which'll possibly lead to a career in politics? Why e'rebody treat "risk" like it a four-letter word? Man up. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-09 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-09 Pub. Date: 2015-02-09
Image Number: 122689
Caption: Sometimes America really disappoints me, Susan. Remember that Super Bowl commercial where the kid says he'll never be this and never do that, because he died in an avoidable childhood accident? My reaction was "With all the people watching … that commercial is probably going to save some child's life." America's reaction was "Hey! Save a kid some other time, I'm trying to eat a nacho here." I'm paraphrasing ... barely.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-23 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-23 Pub. Date: 2013-08-23
Image Number: 100555
Caption: Before I forget, yo' momma want you to write her more often. Thug 4 Life. An' before I forget, dubble-cross raisin' your insurance premiums by $100. An' before I forget, Feudalbanc Massacard fraud prevention wanna know if you really bought six tubes of Preparation H. And before I forget, I need to change my passwords more often. I don't even wanna know why you need six tubes.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-19 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-19 Pub. Date: 2013-07-19
Image Number: 99244
Caption: I'm wondering of you can hypnotize me into eating less. Dr. Noodle. That would just be treating a symptom. We need to treat the ROOT CAUSE. You're overeating to comfort yourself, because something in your life is causing anxiety. Well … I HAVE been stressing about money lately. Maybe I should drop whatever's not absolutely necessary. M.A. Like cable. Or life insurance. Or therapy. Look into the watch ...
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-16 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-16 Pub. Date: 2013-07-16
Image Number: 99241
Caption: With Obamacare coming, corporations everywhere be figurin' out ways to get out of it. Fatburger gonna "share" employees with other Fatburgers. Thug 4 Life. That way, ain't no one gonna work enough hours at any one place to qualify for health insurance. Whatever. Give me back my Fatburger. I'm helpin' you keep a clear conscience.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-13 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-13 Pub. Date: 2013-02-13
Image Number: 93312
Caption: Lemont, I know you don’t have health insurance, but you really can't wear that mask the entire flu season. Getting sick is part of life. Don’t be afraid of it, dude. Just wondering, but do you own any stock in Kleenex or Nyquil? That's beside the point.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-11 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-11 Pub. Date: 2012-01-11
Image Number: 75070
Caption: I'm highly educated. I'm a hard worker. I've had a job - sometimes four at once - ever since I was 13. I'll find a job any day now. I've never had to use unemployment insurance in my life and I never will. Never! Daddy, I'm hungwee. Hello, you've reached the state unemployment office.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-30 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-30 Pub. Date: 2011-12-30
Image Number: 74743
Caption: I wouldn't get on unemployment insurance even if I qualified. I've never taken a handout in my life. While everyone else was getting grants and loans, I worked four jobs to put myself through college! I thought that's cause you procrastinated and missed all the filing deadlines. That's not how I re-remember it.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-08 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-08 Pub. Date: 2009-04-08
Image Number: 31470
Caption: Listen, I've been paying Dubble Cross $250/month for your "100% emergency coverage plan"… … So that in the event I were to, let's say, fall off a cliff, you'd pay for the ambulance that saves my life. Sir, that's 100% of "allowable" charges. We don't cover extravagances. Extravagances?! If you'd like to upgrade to our premium membership, we'll cover luxuries like ambulances, bandages, oxygen...
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-17 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-17 Pub. Date: 2007-11-17
Image Number: 19377
Caption: Oh, Doctor. I don't think my Ray Ray would want to be kept alive by artificial means. Waiting Room. For heaven's sake, Darlene, all I have is a hangnail. Pull the plug! He's suffering! Darlene! Note to self: Cancel life insurance.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-28 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-28 Pub. Date: 2007-08-28
Image Number: 18402
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I can't afford health insurance for both my wife and myself, so we'll probably die before we should. What can I do about that? (tsk) Jus' buy it fo' y'self, dawg. Women live longer than men. If she dies a few years early, it evens out.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-19 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-20 Pub. Date: 2007-08-19
Image Number: 18322
Caption: You've reached Czar Health Insurance. How may we hinder you? I'm Lemont Brown. I signed up for health insurance last month. I'd like to know why I just got a hospital bill for $185,000. Simple, Mr. Brown. You spent 14 days in intensive care. You were billed for that because we don't cover pre-existing conditions. Pre-exist.. What? I got hit by a bus. I know. Sounds horrible. But these things are part of life. Wouldn't you agree? Yeah, its .... Wait a minute, you're not saying ... Life is a pre-existing condition.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-21 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-03-24 Pub. Date: 2006-03-21
Image Number: 13286
Caption: I've got my own problems, Special Agent Murph. I know. You were in a coma for two weeks without health insurance, so you now owe the hospital $85,000. Your mother's angry you haven't called her since yesterday at noon ... A woman you dated years ago just returned with news that'll ruin your life … And the federal government is spying on me. You sure? That's not in here.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-05-20 life insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-23 Pub. Date: 2005-05-20
Image Number: 10509
Caption: Dick Fink, what is this? Duh … those are the department memos you asked me to prepare, Ms. Garcia….
     
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