Jesus the Barista who turns regular into decaf … I think this Jesus the Barista is the real deal. Why? When I walked in, I told him I was blind. Then he made me a soy latte and suddenly I could see!! You know you're wearing transition lenses, right? @#*!! Help me fish that ten out of the tip jar.
Mike du Jour
Here's a story that says the trendiest new hipster fashion accessory is the monocle. Where'd you read that? In the newspaper. In the what?