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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-01 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-01 Pub. Date: 2018-09-01
Image Number: 173793
Caption: Do you think it's weird I keep everything my son has ever made? What we talkin' 'bout keepin', bruh? Well … I have everything he's ever drawn. Normal. I have a tiny bag with the clipping from his first haircut. Normal. I have a tinier bag with his first booger. Lemme borrow your phone right quick so I can block you on Facebook.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-03-14 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-03-14 Pub. Date: 2018-03-14
Image Number: 169395
Caption: The Huffington Post keeps deleting my comments every time I write anything even remotely negative about establishment Democrats. You one to talk. You keep deleting e're comment I pot on your own news site. That's totally different. I wrong an article about how water, inaction and institutional racism are still poisoning people in Flint, Michigan. Your response was totally out of line. No, it was high-level satire. His is lemme barrow $3 satire? I even posted a satirical link to my Paypal.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-22 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-22 Pub. Date: 2018-01-22
Image Number: 167650
Caption: A teacher stood up during a public comment portion of a school board meeting … and calmly said it was wrong to give their unelected superintendent a $38,000 pay raise while the teachers got nothing and class sizes grew. Lemme guess what was next. A cop threw her to the ground, cuffed her, dragged her outta there an' arrested her. Clyde! You started watching the news? Don't need to, bruh. America a police state.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-11 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-11 Pub. Date: 2017-11-11
Image Number: 164654
Caption: Lemme see that paper when you done widdit, Big L. Why? You don't read the news. You couldn't care less about the news. Unless … unless you're expecting to read news that's about you … What did you do, Clyde? I'm offended that you asked. Besides, I'm workin' on an alibi.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-15 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-15 Pub. Date: 2017-06-15
Image Number: 159154
Caption: Clyde picks up Lemont's son Lionel from daycare. How do I make Brixton not be a buller? Hold on … lemme call your daddy … It's ringin'. Day care. Hello? Yo, Big L, some bully beefin' wit' little man. What you want me to tell 'im to do? The plane crashed at the North Pole! We were rescued by insurgent elves but now they're holding us hostage until the dictator Santa Clause agrees to a ceasefire and two weeks' paid vacation! Send help! got it. Later, bruh. Boop. Your daddy want you to shout a lot of nonsense so the bully think you crazy. I happen to concur.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-31 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-31 Pub. Date: 2016-07-31
Image Number: 145874
Caption: Hello, Mr. Dogg. My hingoa is "Richie." I am calling from illustrious Tonga Tech Alumni Association. You achieved your degree at our online university. Got my doctorate, fool. Get it right. We would like for to extend to you the invitation to now pursue your double doctorate. For a low low price of only $150 U.S. dollars per day you can take your Tonga Tech educationals to the ultimate level in only six weeks. Whatchyall got in your extra-doctorate program, bruh? C-Dog time is valuable. I ain't got six weeks for you, not unless your curriculum is bangin'. We've got very many programs of some sort that will allow you to call yourself "Double Doctor." ... such as a doctorate in real estate management, taught by cardboard cutout of Donald Trump. Lemme think about it. "Double Doctor Dogg" got a ring to it.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-23 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-23 Pub. Date: 2016-05-23
Image Number: 143637
Caption: Do you think it's weird to keep everything my son has ever made? What we talkin' 'bout keepin', bruh? Well … I have everything he's ever drawn. Normal. I have a tiny bag with the clippings from his first haircut. Normal. I have a tinier bag with his first booger. Lemme borrow your phone right quick so I can block you on Facebook.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-19 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-19 Pub. Date: 2016-03-19
Image Number: 140514
Caption: Whachooneed, whachooneed … I got a toothbrush, a bus pass, a gas card, an alternative to Obamacare … Wait … back up. What kind of toothbrush? … Because my toothbrush recently went missing. I wrote my name on it. Lemme see the handle. Can't. It's the kind that come with a filed-off handle.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-28 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-28 Pub. Date: 2015-04-28
Image Number: 126131
Caption: Lemme see that paper when you done widdit, Big L. Why? You don't read the news. You couldn't care less about the news. Unless … Unless you're expecting to read news that's about you. … What did you do, Clyde? I'm offended that you asked. Besides, I'm workin' on a alibi.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-15 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-15 Pub. Date: 2014-12-15
Image Number: 120249
Caption: You got any Purell? Lemme ask you a question, Big L … Thug 4 Life. What do real men like Shaka Zulu, Hercules, Chuck Norris and Jesus have in common? Thug 4 Life. Giant beards? Giant beards? Ain't none of them ever used hand sanitizer. Thug 4 Life. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-04-16)
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-13 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-13 Pub. Date: 2014-10-13
Image Number: 117629
Caption: Lemme see them want ads when you done, Big L. Um … There aren't any. You lying? You tryna make sure ain't nobody can compete with you? Of course not. Lemme borrow a quarter to get my own paper. There are no quarters. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-21).
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-22 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-22 Pub. Date: 2014-03-22
Image Number: 108868
Caption: Whachooneed, whachooneed … I got a toothbrush, a bus pass, a gas card, an alternative to Obamacare … Wait … back up. What kind of toothbrush? … Because my toothbrush recently went missing. I wrote my name on the handle. Lemme see the handle. Can't. it the kind that come with a filed-off handle.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-21 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-21 Pub. Date: 2012-05-21
Image Number: 81177
Caption: Lemme see them want ads when you done, Big L. Um … There aren't any. You lying? You tryna make sure ain't nobody can compete with you? Of course not. Lemme borrow a quarter to get my own paper. There are no quarters.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-16 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-16 Pub. Date: 2012-04-16
Image Number: 79547
Caption: You got any Purell? Lemme ask you a question, Big L … Thug 4 Life. What do real men like Shaka Zulu, Hercules, Chuck Norris and Jesus have in common? Thug 4 Life. Giant beards? Giant beards? Ain't none of them ever used hand sanitizer. Thug 4 Life.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-06 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-06 Pub. Date: 2009-12-06
Image Number: 41435
Caption: Wanna go for a run at the marina, Lemont? Dunno, I have a pretty full day, Susan. Lemme check my planner … 8:40 - take trash out. 9:05 - eat froot loops. 9:30 - go to the trekbbs.com discussion forum, argue with twelve-year-old from Reseda about whether "Superman Returns" was a box office flop. 10:05 - read his dumb response, waste an hour researching my counterargument. 11:15 - publicly humiliate him with biting sarcasm and erudite wit. 11:45 - read the props from other posters congratulating me for tearing the twelve-year-old apart. I'm free after noon. Sorry, I'm scheduled to spend the afternoon trying to forget what I just heard.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-02 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-31 Pub. Date: 2006-05-02
Image Number: 13627
Caption: You're wrong, Clyde. The golden rule is "Do unto others as you would have other do unto you." You sure, Lemont? I'm sure. Lemme me get this straight, now … You're sayin' it ain't "Do unto other before others do unto you?"
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-30 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-30 Pub. Date: 2009-05-30
Image Number: 34379
Caption: The dentist won't be available to make appointments until two months from now. Would you like to call back on the 24th or the 25th of July to schedule your visit? Lemme get this straight… You want me to make an appointment to make an appointment right now? Unless some other time is better for you.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-27 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-27 Pub. Date: 2008-11-27
Image Number: 28300
Caption: Lemme get this straight, Clyde… …You used some website to set yourself up as a bank. …And the Feds gave you $200 billion in taxpayer bailout money. The First Bank of Clyde Vital to the Community. You don't even own a computer, Clyde. I don't see what that has to do with-- GIVE ME BACK MY COMPUTER, CLYDE! Here, get y'self a new one.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-07 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-07 Pub. Date: 2008-08-07
Image Number: 25610
Caption: Lemme see if I got this straight: you sayin' you my girlfriend. You're so crazy. We meet here every day, boo boo. I tell you all about my troubles, and my hopes and dreams, and you nod and say sweet things like "Is that right?" and "You don't say." See, I knew you remem- I wonder what on TV.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-05 lemme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-05 Pub. Date: 2008-06-05
Image Number: 23874
Caption: Look, we've been best friends forever, right? Lemme help you pay off your credit cards, kid. What? Why… Because you're marrying the evil mother of your love child. Because I love you. Because you should start you new life debt-free. Because I love you. Because you'd do it for me. Because I love you. Wait...what?
     
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