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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
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Fusco Brothers |
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2018-02-19 |
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2018-02-19 |
Image Number: |
168483 |
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You're awfully cheerful for someone who's about to lose a murder case. You must have me confused with my client.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2017-12-06 |
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2017-12-06 |
Image Number: |
165220 |
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Can you guess who this is, counselor? Hint: I'm phoning you from death row because of your incompetent defense at my murder trial. I'm afraid you're going to have to narrow it down a little more than that, my friend.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2017-11-06 |
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2017-11-06 |
Image Number: |
164475 |
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I protest the fact that the district attorney is speaking in a foreign language I can't understand, your honor. A foreign language? Legalese.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2017-07-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-14 |
Image Number: |
160049 |
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Your honor, last night in a "Perry Mason" rerun they tried somebody "in absentia." Since my client is currently in jail, I was wondering if maybe you could let him out so he could leave the country and be tried that way.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2017-06-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-08 |
Image Number: |
158145 |
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Lars, are people quick to "lawyer up" these days? Yes, although with my clients, it's more like the "lawyer down."
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2017-05-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-18 |
Image Number: |
157353 |
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You look like the cat who ate the canary, counselor. Actually, your honor, I'm trying to look like the cat who got the canary off on a cheap legal technicality.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2017-02-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-20 |
Image Number: |
154031 |
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Have you been working on getting me out of here, Mr. Fusco? Last night I watched "Escape from Alcatraz." I'll send you a synopsis.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2017-02-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-15 |
Image Number: |
153763 |
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Your honor, I move for dismissal of all charges on the grounds that my client has an incompetent lawyer. However, if this tactic works, that makes me an excellent lawyer, which kills my argument, which loses the case, which renews my argument, which … Uh ... 15-minute recess while my head explodes.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2016-09-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-20 |
Image Number: |
146537 |
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I can no longer represent my client in this matter, your honor, as he has specifically asked me to lie to the court. However, I admire his spunk, and I plan to have a beer with him later today. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2016-08-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-02 |
Image Number: |
144635 |
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There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2015-12-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-12-29 |
Image Number: |
135328 |
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Why did you wish to approach the bench counselor? Because at the defense table, it's just me and my scary client. Do you think I could sit up there with you? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2015-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-12-02 |
Image Number: |
134113 |
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I think I'm losing this case because, while I'm trying to channel the spirit of Perry Mason, the district attorney is not trying to channel the spirit of Hamilton Burger. ! ! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2015-05-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-21 |
Image Number: |
126147 |
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Have a lot of your clients gotten the death penalty? Yes, but … I'm known for negotiating a truly delicious last meal! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2015-03-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-12 |
Image Number: |
123106 |
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I need to recuse myself from this case because of a conflict of interest, your honor. On one hand, I want to clear my client of murder. On the other hand, after meeting his beautiful wife, I want him to get the electric chair. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2015-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-01 |
Image Number: |
119951 |
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I'm on trial for my life. This is no time for you to be playing Perry Mason. This is also no time for you to be playing footsie under the table. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2014-08-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-13 |
Image Number: |
115161 |
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Why exactly do you wish to be removed from this case, counselor? Because of a conflict of interest, your honor … Part of me wants to ask the defendant out on a date, while another part of me wants her to get the electric chair … Actually, since I'm her defense attorney, either one of those things alone might be inappropriate. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-11). |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2014-07-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-21 |
Image Number: |
113458 |
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I can't believe you let them give me the death penalty, counselor. Shoplifting is a serious crime, Bob. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2013-11-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-15 |
Image Number: |
103235 |
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You come highly recommended by my fellow inmates, even though you failed to keep them out of prison. Why is that? I'm a lousy lawyer, but I'm a fun guy to hang out with in the courtroom. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2013-05-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-05-29 |
Image Number: |
96922 |
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Perhaps I should explain something, Mr. Fusco. There's a difference between pleading a case and begging. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2013-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-03-11 |
Image Number: |
93863 |
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Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict. |
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