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181. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-05-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-05-10 |
| Image Number: |
60694 |
| Caption: |
You know why I avoid you, Luann? Because things happen when I don’t. Things? Ok … I like you. And I think you like me. But we've talked about my uncertain future and we decided not to - - Do that. You're right. Things happen. |
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182. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-04-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-04-28 |
| Image Number: |
60246 |
| Caption: |
It's coming back to me slowly, Doc. I remember a pyramid that was not a pyramid, a kiss that was not a kiss, and a story without end. These are dreams you're talking about, Lemont. Not memory. DREAMS. I know the difference, Doctor. THESE ARE MEMORIES! THESE ... Just wondering, does my HMO pay for recovered memories? Or just dream analysis? Yeah, they cover memories too. Ok. (ahem ...) THESE ARE MEMORIES! |
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183. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-03-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-30 |
| Image Number: |
59253 |
| Caption: |
No tongue! |
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184. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
58750 |
| Caption: |
Here’s something I've always wondered: Are people supposed to automatically know how to kiss? Miss Phelps. Everyone does it but no one teaches it. My dad taught me to ride a bike, my mom taught me to cook. But no one's ever said, "Here's how to kiss". I have no idea if I'm a good kisser or even if I'm doing it right. I don't know if kissing's all about the lips or if it includes other body parts. And how long should a kiss last? What do you do with your hands? Where do - Luann. I'm a school counselor, not a psychotherapist. Yeah. So many certificates, so little real use. |
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185. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
58258 |
| Caption: |
Actually, we do need to talk about that New Year's kiss, Quill. I've wanted to bring this up, but … I dunno, it's … Yeah, It's um … kinda … Awkward. Embarrassing. Romantic feelings are hard to talk about. Oh! Whew! I thought you meant my breath or something. |
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186. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
58590 |
| Caption: |
I'd kiss you goodnight, but I find it hard to stop after just one kiss. Hey, I'm willing to risk it, and I'm a recovering kissaholic. |
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187. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
58257 |
| Caption: |
Hey, Yank. Hey, Oz. Kissed any frogs lately? Yeah. And he wasn’t bad. So … Do we need to have a yabber? Uh … Well, if you want to have one, go ahead. I'll just watch to see what it is. |
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188. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-01-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-30 |
| Image Number: |
56625 |
| Caption: |
Whutsis? This is your wake-up call. No matter what you say or do, they'll call you a socialist who's trying to destroy capitalism. Saywhat now? You could give every CEO a big wet kiss … Wrong number … … And they'd say you're forcing businesses to buy chapstick. Also, your ears aren't getting any smaller. YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!!! |
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189. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-23 |
| Image Number: |
56404 |
| Caption: |
This says robots will soon be doing taxes for the elderly and disabled. We may someday buy a robot at Walmart - and kiss our boring chores goodbye! Sounds good to me. I'd love a personal robot. Your laundry is complete. I will now iron your shirts, prepare your dinner and generally wait on you hand and foot. Mombot. Wow. Impressive 'bot you have there, Luann. Yeah, except her sarcasm control is set way too high!! |
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190. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-01-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-05 |
| Image Number: |
55893 |
| Caption: |
Know what? Quill is an awesome kisser. No surprise there. Those bedroom eyes … That hair you want to finger … That body … Bernice. Was I just talking out loud? |
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191. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-04 |
| Image Number: |
55805 |
| Caption: |
I can't believe Quill and I kissed. I want details! Spill! Ok. At midnight, Quill and I were together and. You kissed! Not yet. We didn’t really look at each other, then we s. Kissed! No, we made eye contact. Then - You kissed! Well, first we kinda smiled and. Too many details! |
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192. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-01-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-03 |
| Image Number: |
55804 |
| Caption: |
Quill kissed me at the New Year's party. He kissed you?! Do you know what that means?! Or maybe I kissed him … You kissed him?! You know what that means?! Maybe we kissed each other at the same time. What does that mean? I dunno. I didn't know what the first two meant. |
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193. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
55645 |
| Caption: |
Wow. Yeah. Uh … Happy New Year? So, um … Right. This was just a formality. A tradition thing … Absolutely. Like a requirement. |
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194. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
55644 |
| Caption: |
Your folks are really nice, Quill. And this Aussie gang is so fun! I hear it coming: "So why are you such a dope?" Partner up, gals and blokes! Countdown! Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one … Happy New Year!! Happy New Year, dope. Same to ya, Yank. Honk! Honk! Ding ding ding ding. Clang clang clang. Toot Toot! Honk! |
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195. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-12-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-12-30 |
| Image Number: |
55643 |
| Caption: |
I'm going to an Australian New Year's party with Quill. Ooo! Romantic!! Champagne, slow dancing, a midnight kiss … Probably more like eggnog, long rants about Aussie football and a friendly handshake. Your New Year's will be what you make it, Luann. Make it what you want. Oh. Then I guess I'll just stay home. New Year's resolution #1: Find more interesting friends. |
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196. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-12-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-12-29 |
| Image Number: |
55642 |
| Caption: |
So do you want to come to the New Year's party? I don’t know. Would there be a kiss at midnight? I might kiss someone, yeah. If she wants to be kissed. I might want to be kissed. If a guy there looks interesting. Well, I'll be there. Yes. So? |
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197. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
55398 |
| Caption: |
Joy to the world. |
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198. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-12-01 |
| Image Number: |
54752 |
| Caption: |
The whole "Gay Marriage" thing isn't turning out as we'd said it would. Fear, Inc. It's been legal in a bunch of states for years now, and hasn't destroyed the institution of marriage or made people want to marry their pet turtles. … And it's given extra business to the whole wedding industry: printers, clothiers, caterers ... Don't forget divorce attorneys. "GAY MARRIAGE LEADS TO MORE DIVORCES!*" Oh, how I want to kiss whoever invented the asterisk (unless it was a dude). |
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199. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-11-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-30 |
| Image Number: |
54681 |
| Caption: |
Stop, Brad. I'm not comfortable … I know, I know. We need to go slow and - The kissing's fine, I've got a leg cramp! Oh, good! About the kissing, not the cramp. |
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200. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-11-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-29 |
| Image Number: |
54680 |
| Caption: |
I'm headin' out. What are you two gonna be doin'? Like I have to ask. We gotta watch this video about chemical fires. Yeah. Well, the chemistry between you two gets pretty hot. Don't burn the house down - again. There's great danger in chemical fires … |
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