"They found seven earth-like planets, Randy. Amazing time, little buddy. And they're all in the same star system. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Almost certainly not. I'm thinking it's no coincidence there are seven earthlike worlds in that system, and seven continents on earth. Stop! I don't want to hear any crazy conspiracy theories! Not everything is connected! Get over it, loser! I always thought it was fishy that both the first Jewish menorah and the Kwanzaa kinara have seven candles. We should have our own astronomy show. STOP!!! Come to think of it, I once dated seven sisters from Caracas, which has seven letters. Coincidence???
The naming ceremony is one of the things I've always admired most about the Jewish religion. The baby's already here, so it's more likely to get a name that really fits. Take you for instance, little buddy. You don't really seem like a "Rudy Park" to me. I have always felt more like a "Rock Rockman." I hereby name thee "Tissue Paperman."