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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-19 Jewish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-19 Pub. Date: 2019-05-19
Image Number: 177643
Caption: NASA found seven earthlike planets, Randy. Amazing times, little buddy. And they're all in the same star system. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Almost certainly not. I'm thinking it's not coincidence. There are seven earthlike worlds in that system, and seven continents on earth. Stop! I don't want to hear any crazy conspiracy theories! Not everything is connected! Get over it, loser! I always thought it was fishy that both the first Jewish menorah and the Kwanzaa kinara have seven candles. We should have our own astronomy show. STOP!!! Come to think of it, I once dated seven sisters from Caracas, which has seven letters. Coincidence???
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-15 Jewish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-15 Pub. Date: 2019-03-15
Image Number: 176728
Caption: You sure in trouble now, Big L. All I did was write an article quoting what Ilhan Omar actually said … and pointing out that most of the people we see loudly insisting it was antisemetic seem to not be Jewish. I've seen a lot of Jewish people coming to her defense. So maybe it's more complicated. That's all I wrote ... so I have no idea why Congress passed a resolution against me. Ain't nobody in the mood for complicated no more, bruh.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-29 Jewish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-29 Pub. Date: 2015-09-29
Image Number: 133083
Caption: You realize it's the year 5776 on the Jewish calendar? It doesn't feel like it's 5776. In 5775, we should have already cured all sickness, repaired the environment … defeated the robot uprising, colonized every planet in the constellation Cygnus … and given casinos to all the native life we displaced there. C-Dog don't gamble, bruh.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-14 Jewish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-14 Pub. Date: 2013-01-14
Image Number: 92329
Caption: Dick Fink, if Lemont Brown calls, can you put it through? Afraid not, ma'am. I don’t work on the Sabbath. The Sabbath is a day of REST. Even the LORD doesn’t work on the Sabbath. The Sabbath is SATURDAY. Today is Monday. I don’t consult calendars on the Sabbath.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-19 Jewish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-19 Pub. Date: 2008-10-19
Image Number: 27485
Caption: And in other news, John McCain and Barack Obama are criss-crossing the nation to visit important groups of voters. On Monday, Senator Obama visited Jewish voters in Florida, while Senator McCain spoke at an Irish-American veterans dinner. On Tuesday, Obama spoke at a town hall hosted by Reverend Wilfred W. Wilfred, leader of the state's largest Christian Ministry... While McCain met with Latino-American veterans group. Next week, both McCain and Obama will be speaking to a group of Liebold electronic voting machines at their fourth annual "Sentence Day" luncheon. ...where the two will swear allegiance to their new lords and masters... Chuck, this teleprompter's gone haywire.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-08 Jewish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-03 Pub. Date: 2007-07-08
Image Number: 18166
Caption: 2007. Gay marriage is wrong. 1967. I mean, if negras and whites can marry, it'll ruin the whole institution! 1947. By George, if I let my daughter marry a Jew, where will it end? 1867. Pretty soon our womenfolk will think they can marry Yankees! 1692. And sweareth I, in the Lord's name, my daughter shall never marry a left-handed boy, lest both doth burneth at the stake as witches! 2,000,000 B.C. Groog, moogog, tsrong, grunt oont brawwwk!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-26 Jewish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-11 Pub. Date: 2007-02-26
Image Number: 16385
Caption: 2006 Movie star Mel Gibson says horrible things about Jewish people. Stay tuned for several weeks of coverage about this outrage. 2006 TV star Michael Richards says horrible things about black people. Stay tuned for several weeks of coverage about this outrage. 2007 NBA star Tim Hardaway says horrible things about gay people. ...in other news... zzzzz
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-27 Jewish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-29 Pub. Date: 2006-08-27
Image Number: 14527
Caption: Hi, I'm Mel Gibson. You may have heard about my recent drunk driving arrest. I didn't really mean it when I said the Jews cause all the wars in the world, or when I creepily asked my arresting officer "Are you a Jew?" I would like to take this opportunity to apologize in person to the Jewish people. I hope to someday earn their forgiveness , and I ask for their help in this time of healing. Ok, but what are you doing here? Aren't you Murray Kleinman, apartment 3B? Lemont Brown. 3A. Dang. I apologize for any crazy @#$% I may someday say about the blacks. Ok. We get it. You're sincere. Can I go back to bed now.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-02-22 Jewish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-27 Pub. Date: 2006-02-22
Image Number: 13051
Caption: The White Office of Faith-Based Initiatives visits Reverend Wilfred. Coretta Scott King would've hated all that talk about social justice at her funeral. The Kings were all about bringing people together, and looking to a future where black CEOs and white CEOs, and Jewish and gentile defense contractors could pillage the country together in peace. Lord, why are you punishing me? The Kings were all about letting bygones be bygones.
     
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