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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-04 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-04 Pub. Date: 2018-11-04
Image Number: 174632
Caption: Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-19 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-19 Pub. Date: 2018-05-19
Image Number: 171512
Caption: What's your question for Ask Sadie? Should I invest in crypto? Only if you're a nincompoop who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Besides I was always more partial to Comet the Horse, Streaky the Cat and Beppo the Monkey. Krypto was the most unimaginative pet Superman ever had!!! What? What?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-16 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-16 Pub. Date: 2018-05-16
Image Number: 171509
Caption: You'll never guess what happened, Randy. What's that? The cryptocurrency I created exploded last night. People are mining and trading like crazy. There are only 100 million Rudycoing in existence, and once they're gone, they're gone. Guess what I did? I bought you 1,000 of them before the public caught wind of it. Now you 1,000 coins are worth $15,000 each. I have not idea what any of that means, but it sounds like you're single-handedly destroying the whole world's economy. Once Rudycoins are all taken, I'm going to start Flippercoin. It's names after my goldfish.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-15 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-15 Pub. Date: 2018-05-15
Image Number: 171508
Caption: Are you going to invest in Rudycoins? You could get in on the ground floor. Forget it, little buddy. A real man doesn't invest in fake money, whose value is based only on what people feel it's worth. That's why I pay for everything with hard currency. Dollar, euros, yen, sultry, barely-safe-for-work backrubs. All that stuff's only worth what people feel its worth, too. My back rubs have been scientifically proven to be worth $258 per minute.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-09 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-09 Pub. Date: 2017-07-09
Image Number: 159560
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Hello handsome Sadie, It's Timona here greeting you from Kiev, Ukraine. Yeah we are in great political turmoil right now, but I will let you in on a secret since we are old friends. Now is the best time for to invest in the Ukraine real estate. In 2005, for inspect, a 71 sq. meter abode sold for $7,500 US Dollars. Today it sell for at only $1,100 US Dollars. Lovely school for to nearby, as well as charming Mall within walking distance with has all the conveniences. Keep this amazing opportunity quiet. I only tell YOU because of that time we made that amazing connection. You friend, Timona. Click here for to house buy. Excellent questions. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer's true IP address, name, birthdate, physical address, and bank account number ... and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. It cost me a vinyl record, a Mountain Dew and a crate of Cheetos, but it was worth it. Ask Sadie a question (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-18 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-18 Pub. Date: 2016-08-18
Image Number: 147400
Caption: Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the worst. Because Randy's advice is as good as it gets. There's nothing to improve on, so it's a bad investment. But if someone gives me glaringly bad advice, I can easily spot the errors, correct them, and compile it all into a best-selling advice book. Dating tip #1: Dating is not an investment. Beautiful. Keep 'em coming.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-07 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-07 Pub. Date: 2016-04-07
Image Number: 141528
Caption: This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? Where do you think I should invest my tax refund? That's a great question. In my day, most people would've opted to put the funds into your standard Serta, or even a newfangled Posturepedic. Those people were morons. The more forward-thinking investor knew she'd run less of a risk of bed bugs eating her fortune if she went with a La-Z-Boy. Um ... ok, ... thanks.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-21 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-21 Pub. Date: 2015-09-21
Image Number: 132888
Caption: How do I find true love, Randy? You really want my advice? Of course. I'm not getting any younger. My business empire is performing beyond expectations … so I figure now would be a good time to expand my portfolio and acquire a love interest. I don’t think you're ready for my advice on that. I expect at least a 120% return on my affection.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-01 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-01 Pub. Date: 2015-09-01
Image Number: 131968
Caption: That Chinese stock market crash really wrecked our own market. Did you lose big when the market tanked? On the contrary. Let's say a café owner accidentally sold 12 50% stakes in his café to 12 different people. Let's say he knew it was just a matter of time before that misunderstanding landed him in jail ... unless those investors panicked and sold back the stock at an absurdly low price to the cafe owner ... and let's say the cafe owner had a few corrupt officials in China who owed him a massive favor. Wait ... you're not saying that you are responsible for the global stock market crash ... That's right. I'm not saying it.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-31 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-31 Pub. Date: 2015-08-31
Image Number: 131967
Caption: How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting." I'll take a copy.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-14 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-14 Pub. Date: 2015-01-14
Image Number: 121461
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! The price of oil is plummeting. So why're all my stocks doing so badly? I own 500 shares of Big-Box-Store Inc., 300 of Useless-Crudco, and 400 of Mindless-Consumerism Conglomerated. With gas prices so low, people have a lot more money to blow on consumer goods, so the market should be booming! I don't get it! First of all, oil is falling because there's too much supply. And having too much gas is never a good thing. Wait ... this isn't "Money Talk"?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-20 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-20 Pub. Date: 2014-12-20
Image Number: 120329
Caption: Have you heard of the miracle of compound interest, Rudy? I think. It's when your money earns interest, and then you earn interest on both your money and your interest. Is that like spending? What? No, it's the opposite of spending. The opposite of spending is buying. What? No, it's ... You're going to die penniless!!! Have you heard of the miracle of credit cards?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-22 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-22 Pub. Date: 2014-10-22
Image Number: 117984
Caption: I'm thinking of investing. Do you invest? Of course I do. I put $300/month into Grunt Gym, $150/month into various manscaping concerns, and $15 into mustache combs. Do all those pay dividends? In spades. Are we talking about the same thing? Almost definitely not.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-09 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-09 Pub. Date: 2014-06-09
Image Number: 112388
Caption: "'Step into my parlor,' said the spider to the fly." What? What what? You said "'Step into my parlor,' said the spider to the fly." Didn’t realize I'd said that out loud. Anyway, you wanted some investment advice? I just remembered I'm late for a thing over at the ... place ...
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-29 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-29 Pub. Date: 2014-05-29
Image Number: 111861
Caption: Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the WORST. Why not ask Randy? Because Randy's advice is as good as it gets. There's nothing to improve on, so it's a bad investment. But if someone gives me glaringly bad advice, I can easily spot the errors, correct them, and compile it all into a best-selling advice book. Dating tip #1: Dating is not an investment. Beautiful. Keep 'em coming.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-09 investment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-09 Pub. Date: 2014-05-09
Image Number: 111089
Caption: I've invested in a "Google Glass" device and you're going to wear it whenever you talk to a customer. From now on, the moment any customer walks through the door, you're to photograph them, scan them for their face on Facebook, and read their latest status updates, all before they reach the counter. If they're in love and they order coffee, upsell them on out heart-shaped foam. VERY BAD MAN. If they're newly dumped, upsell them on chocolate sprinkles.
     
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