I wish I knew how to quit you. Heh heh. Get it? I said "I wish I knew how to quit you," like in Brokeback Mountain, that movie about a couple gay dudes. Y'know, 'cause I'm not gay, and anything that's unfamiliar to me must be bad or weird, and so I find that funny. I'm not gay, you know....
I'm tired of people mischaracterizing those of us who valiantly defend Christmas. Insisting that other people say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays" doesn't make me intolerant. I respect people of other faiths and even atheists. That's cool. And every December they're each free to worship the savior in their own way.