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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-18 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-18 Pub. Date: 2019-08-18
Image Number: 178993
Caption: Kelly messaged me again. After a year of silence. She sent me a photo of an ice cube tray. No words or anything. Just the photo. Dr. Noodle. How did that make you feel? Like she was trying to tell me something. So I studied the picture for a long time. And then it occurred to me: I'd seen that ice cube tray before! it was mine! In my freshman year of college, she stole it and refused to give it back. I see. What do you think this means? I think it means she still loves me with the same passion she felt for me back then, and that she wants me to drop everything and fly to her and run off with her into the sunset. Sometimes, narcissists will play games just to make sure others are thing about the ... When I asked what it meant, she said That hurts and blocked me!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-21 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-21 Pub. Date: 2017-12-21
Image Number: 166286
Caption: Date-a-Chick.com. Suggestion: Write about a romantic dream you recently experienced. Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: I dreamt I was walking along a beach … Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: … hand in hand with a beluga whale. Which is odd for a few reasons. Date-a-Chick.com. Error: Excessive honesty detected. Please try again.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-01 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-01 Pub. Date: 2017-03-01
Image Number: 155068
Caption: … The internet says our relationship needs more communication. Tell me exactly what I can do that'll make you happy … and I'll tell you exactly what you can do that will make me feel happy. It'd make me happy if you would meet my parents. There go that noise again.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-18 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-18 Pub. Date: 2017-01-18
Image Number: 153406
Caption: Vancouver was nervous, just like me. There we stood, two people who'd Facebooked every day for a year … who earn a living telling stories to millions … yet neither of us could string together a complete sentence. She drew me into her home in absolute silence ... Almost. I could hear out soft footsteps on her carpet. I could hear my own heart beating. I could hear my phone ring. I could hear her say "You gonna get that?" I could hear myself say "It's just a telemarketer." Dios mio.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-16 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-16 Pub. Date: 2016-12-16
Image Number: 152114
Caption: There she is! This just got real. What if she doesn't like me in person like she does online? She hasn't seen me in a year, what if I don't turn her on anymore? What if she things I'm just a huge geek, like every other woman has? Knock knock. Eh … just play it cool. Dear god! Footsteps! I hear footsteps!
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-26 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-26 Pub. Date: 2016-01-26
Image Number: 138296
Caption: The Double Date. So where's Vancouver, Lemont? I've been dying to meet her. Well … you know how when you fall in love with someone online, and you sort of get so used to texting hours and hours every day that you start to feel like maybe you're better in writing than you ever would be in person? No. Not really. Susan, Vancouver. Vancouver, Susan. I've heard so much about you. Dios mio.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-24 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-24 Pub. Date: 2016-01-24
Image Number: 137727
Caption: I told my wife all about us, Jenny, and she left me. That means we can finally be together, like we wanted. All the things we dreamed about over Facebook can finally come true. We can finally take that long walk along the beach … make love under the night sky on a bed of roses ... dress like big teddy bears and mud-wrestle ... All the beautiful things that we alone dared to dream are finally about to happen, Jenny. No ... this isn't Robert ... No ... this isn't Sam ... Jenny, are you joking with m -- No, this isn't Randy ...
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-15 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-15 Pub. Date: 2016-01-15
Image Number: 137667
Caption: Twitter™. Twitter.com/candorville. Lemont Brown: On date now. Someone call me so she can hear my Star Trek communicator ringtone & I can judge her reaction. #momentoftruth #is-she-a-keeper?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-29 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-29 Pub. Date: 2015-11-29
Image Number: 135319
Caption: Wells Fraggo fraud department, Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? I just checked my bank account, and it's overdrawn because of several $99.95 charges at zoosk.com. I want to know how this happened, Ryan. … Ok, I just did a Google search. That appears to be an online dating site. ... Also, it seems a lot of other people have complained about this same thing happening to them. It probably happened because someone is stealing ATM card numbers and using them to sign up for accounts. Calling ... Wells Fraggo Fraud Dept. (favorited). No, I mean how come you didn't think there was anything fishy about fifteen $99.95 charges from the same dating site?! Why on earth did you let those payments go through?! We figured you were just really, really desperate.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-26 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-26 Pub. Date: 2015-11-26
Image Number: 135625
Caption: I was going to break up with this girl I've been Facebook-chatting with. Bussaba Benjakalyani, from Bangkok. She's really nice. I didn't want to just unfriend her, so I went to her Facebook page to chat. Come to find out, she's already unfriended me. Could you believe that? That violates one of the cardinal rules of dating-someone-you've-never-met-over-Facebook. Well now you gotta get her to re-friend you, jus' so you can unfriend her.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-24 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-24 Pub. Date: 2015-11-24
Image Number: 135623
Caption: Why are you even thinking about breakups, Lemont? I thought you were all ga-ga about some chick from Vancouver. That's why I'm thinking about it. I'm just so surprised at how into her I've gotten in just two months. It has me thinking I should break up with all the other ladies I've been talking to, since they don't make me feel the same butterflies. Dios mio, Lemont. You've never even met any of them. Just unfriend them. I don't want to be the guy who causes pain everywhere from Kansas to Bangkok.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-12 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-12 Pub. Date: 2015-11-12
Image Number: 135009
Caption: Date-a-Chick.com. Suggestion: Write about a romantic dream you recently experienced. Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: I dreamt I was walking along a beach … Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: … hand-in-hand with a beluga whale. Which is odd for a few reasons. Date-a-Chick.com. Error: Excessive honesty detected. Please try again.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-16 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-16 Pub. Date: 2015-09-16
Image Number: 132516
Caption: Remember last night, when you sent me a Facebook message? Go on. Remember how you told me you're desperate for a date … go on … and asked me to help you write a date-a-chick.com profile that would hide your desperation. Go on. Remember how easy it is to post something publicly on a person's wall, when you meant to send a private message? Stop.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-15 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-15 Pub. Date: 2015-09-15
Image Number: 132515
Caption: Date-A-Chick.com Suggestion: write a headline that makes you sound a bit dangerous. Date-A-Chick.com Headline: I'm the one … Date-A-Chick.com Headline: … Yoda warned Luke about before Luke went into the cave on Dagoba. Date-A-Chick.com Suggestion: Do not follow that suggestion.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-11 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-11 Pub. Date: 2015-07-11
Image Number: 129286
Caption: I can't believe your son's almost three, and I've still never met him. When I won custody, my ex agreed not to appeal the decision as long as Lionel's never in your presence. Roxanne doesn't want Lionel to know there are women out there who're much nicer than she it. Yeah, well it's awful that she singled me out. She didn't. Legally, I'm only allowed to date ladies I meet on stuckupharpy.com.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-03 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-03 Pub. Date: 2015-07-03
Image Number: 129040
Caption: I'm tired of dating guys who seem to get their expectations of women from naughty internet sites. It's making guys think women actually like all the stupid stuff they see them doing. ... if you know what I mean. How would I know what you mean, Susan? I haven't the slightest idea. Are you talking about stupid snowboarding stunts or something? You're protesting too much, Lemont. I've barely even heard of the internet.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-16 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-16 Pub. Date: 2015-04-16
Image Number: 125565
Caption: How's it coming? This profile I wrote for you will definitely appeal to a good man, Susan. "Looking for a gentleman who's into science fiction, who's not afraid of crying, and who thinks about calling his mother every day. Actually calling his mother every day would be kind of stalker-ish." Maybe I'll write my own profile after all. "Must be ok with my having a virile male best friend."
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-28 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-28 Pub. Date: 2015-01-28
Image Number: 121963
Caption: The internet says our relationship needs more communication. Tell me exactly what I can do that'll make you happy … And I'll tell you exactly what you can do that will make me feel happy. It'd make me happy if you would meet my parents. There go that noise again.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-05 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-05 Pub. Date: 2014-09-05
Image Number: 115921
Caption: So? You wrote a good profile, Susan. But … … if you want a RESPECTFUL man to ask you out, be careful what you write. Certain phrases make guys only think about one thing. For instance, "looking for fun." That's gotta go. Really? Oh … ok. Better not write "hello," either.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-08 internet dating 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-08 Pub. Date: 2014-02-08
Image Number: 106777
Caption: I was talking to this guy on Date-A-Dude.com and right after we made a date, he just vanished. Why are guys such flakes, Lemont? It's simple, Susan. Good writers are often not very good speakers. If a guy's writing impressed you, but he's not as witty in person ... the pressure is just too much to take and it becomes much easier to just stay home and Netflix a "Star Trek" marathon. ... Um, or so I've heard.
     
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