Thief stole last witty saying. Need $$ to buy more. Being sued for plagiarism. Need $$$ for lawyer.
So, how are you gonna market my "Jokes About Rush Limbaugh's Heart Troubles" CD? Mr. Gold, I told you before, we don't work for free. Does Armani Gold look like a man who needs a handout? Years ago, I thought ahead and trademarked every possible "But I didn't know Limbaugh had a heart" joke. Dios mio. So far my lawyer's sued half of San Francisco.