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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-02 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-02 Pub. Date: 2019-06-02
Image Number: 177793
Caption: I've noticed a 25.9% uptick in impeachment talk among the patrons. I hadn't noticed. I've also noticed your complete and utter failure to depict those talking about it as sore losers … As delusional, evil, insane cretins having temper tantrums. So what if my disgraced former lawyer says he bribed the city council on my behalf to forbid any cafes but mine within city limits? What about the phenomenal job growth I've caused? I now employ you, a Roomba and, allegedly, nine out of ten city council members. Now get out there and pit our patrons against one another by declaring this witch hunt to be an illegal coup. And remind them you can't impeach a cafe owner for creating a great underground economy. Very bad man.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-31 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-31 Pub. Date: 2019-05-31
Image Number: 177797
Caption: 1982. Mr. Barnhouse must've really liked my art project. He said I should dedicate my whole entire life to it. It's a snow globe. And inside the snow globe is a little boy named Tommy Westphall. And Tommy is holding a tiny snow globe of his own. And inside Tommy's snow globe is an entire universe filled with people who each secretly have their own snow globes. And so on. I'm not sure Lemont, you should be committed for life means what you think it means. Mr. Barnhouse backed away slowly when he said it. That's a sign of respect.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-25 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-25 Pub. Date: 2019-05-25
Image Number: 177721
Caption: Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking You get what you pay for. Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in word or in deed?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-02 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-02 Pub. Date: 2018-06-02
Image Number: 171950
Caption: I laugh at those who deem it insane when a man talks to himself, Rosencrantz … for we do not perceive reality. Instead, reality is transmitted through our sensory nodes, converted into electrical impulses, and transmitted across our synapses … whereupon our brains piece the impulses together and form an approximation of reality. Don't you see? Every person I've ever spoken with has been just a voice inside my head. Whatever, Tyrone. It's till creepy when you sing yourself to sleep.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-12 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-12 Pub. Date: 2017-05-12
Image Number: 157811
Caption: Remember how when we were kids, we'd be out playing for hours, by ourselves? Remember that construction site across the street? I used to hide behind the mounds of dirt and pretend I was Luke Skywalker hiding from sandpeople. I used to climb on the bulldozer and pretend it was an Imperial Walker. I still think you should let your little boy have a little more freedom. And let him get crushed by bulldozers? Are you insane?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-14 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-14 Pub. Date: 2016-11-14
Image Number: 151016
Caption: Lemont flew to Canada to be with the woman he's fallen in love with and hasn't seen for over a year. But he paused at a random bar in Vancouver's Gastown district to cover the election for the Candorville Post. That's when the impossible happened. He found himself in the company of dozens of other Lemonts from alternate universes. All in favor of sending narrator Lemont back to annoying-verse? If he reports what he's seen, the girl of his dreams will think he's insane.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-24 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-24 Pub. Date: 2015-07-24
Image Number: 129960
Caption: Lately I've been starting to question my own sanity, doc. Dr. Noodle. Is the world I see around me real? Is my blog really successful? Did Donald Trump really call me "a naïve and short man" while I interviewed him? Or am I imagining it all? Have I created a "Matrix" for myself? A comforting alternate reality? I say your Trump interview, and he really did call you "a naive and short man". Congrats. But how do I know you really just said that?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-24 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-24 Pub. Date: 2015-04-24
Image Number: 125858
Caption: Remember how when we were kids, we'd be out playing for hours, by ourselves? Remember that construction site across the street? I used to hide behind mounds of dirt and pretend I was Luke Skywalker hiding from Sandpeople. I used to climb on the bulldozer and pretend it was an Imperial Walker. I still think you should let your little boy have a little more freedom. And let him get crushed by bulldozers? Are you insane?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-08 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-08 Pub. Date: 2012-12-08
Image Number: 90582
Caption: The definition of "insanity" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. No it's not … It's lack of mental capacity legally freeing one from civil or criminal responsibility. The definition of "insanity" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. No it's not ...
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-15 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-15 Pub. Date: 2012-01-15
Image Number: 74809
Caption: When I was a kid, astronomers doubted whether there were planets anywhere other than our own solar system. Now we've found hundreds, and evidence is mounting that there may be two billion earth-like planets in our galaxy alone. We just found one that's only 600 light-years away. Life is tenacious. It pops up everywhere. Even on my shower curtain. Odds are, these 2 billion earths have life on them, and this one that's 600 light-years away ... We have the knowledge right now to create a generational ship that could get people there in less than 1,000 years, if we wanted to. It used to be insane to believe there's alien life out there ... no it's insane not to believe it. I call dibs on their natural resources. You should call dibs on cleaning your shower curtain.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-24 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-24 Pub. Date: 2011-09-24
Image Number: 65730
Caption: The definition of "insanity" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. No it's not. It's lack of mental capacity legally freeing one from civil or criminal responsibility. The definition of "insanity" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. No it's not.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-22 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-22 Pub. Date: 2011-07-22
Image Number: 63530
Caption: Facebook Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Hi, Lemont, I'm just checking in 'cause I haven't heard from you in a while. How are you, LB? Not so good. A witness testified in court that I told him I met an actual demon … It's true, I did. I told Susan about it, and she thinks I'm crazy. She doesn't believe me. Nobody believes me. I believe you, Lemont. Say what? I know we haven't seen each other in 16 years, but Lemont I remember you like we've never been apart. You're the smartest, most honest, most sane man I know. Anyone who doesn't believe you must not really know you. ... Not like I do. Man, why'd you to be happily married? Who said "happily"? Nothing bad can come of this.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-14 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-14 Pub. Date: 2011-07-14
Image Number: 63190
Caption: You're gonna have to testify. Ok. That eyewitness testimony was really damaging. It made you look nuts. Like when he said you claimed you unleashed an ancient evil that'll end the world. You have to testify that it was just a euphemism for passing gas or something. I SAID I'm sorry already.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-13 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-13 Pub. Date: 2011-07-13
Image Number: 63189
Caption: To prove Lemont is insane, Roxanne's lawyer questions an eyewitness … Did Mr. Brown ever say anything to you about Roxanne Dubois? He said she snored, had lousy taste in music, didn't appreciate the subtle humor of "I Dream of Jeanne," and that she's a 400-year-old vampire. Would you characterize that as "crazy"? Of course. Everyone knows "Bewitched" was much better. What? What?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-12 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-12 Pub. Date: 2011-07-12
Image Number: 63188
Caption: Roxanne's lawyer calls a rebuttal witness to challenge Doctor Noodle's assessment that Lemont Brown is a sane, fit father. Mr. Benny Russell … … Were you Lemont Brown's cellmate at Sunnyville Sanitarium? No one will give me any paper. Do you remember where you are? Do you remember who I am? You're the man who promised to give me paper if I say "Lemont Brown is totally insane." OBJECTION! Overruled. If I don't finish my story the captain can't open the orb box, and if he can't open the orb box, he can't contact the prophets.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-30 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-30 Pub. Date: 2011-06-30
Image Number: 62674
Caption: Dr. Noodle, would you say Lemont Brown is insane, and therefore an unfit parent? You'll say Lemont is insane. Or I'll eat you. I'm Dr. Noodle. You're safe here. You can trust me. Lem … Lemont Brown is … … every bit as sane as I am.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-24 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-24 Pub. Date: 2011-06-24
Image Number: 62376
Caption: Can you repeat that? As my ex's therapist, you'll testify in court that he's insane, so they'll give me sole custody of our son. And I'm going to do that because … ? Because I'm a vampire, and if you don't, I'll eat you. Oh! I thought you said "If you dope, I'll bling you." Hard to enunciate with fangs. What was that about your bangs?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-09 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-09 Pub. Date: 2011-02-09
Image Number: 57040
Caption: Your honor, I'd like to renew my request that you allow me time to find a new lawyer. This is not the lawyer I hired. It's his six-year-old nephew Billy. My real lawyer is missing. At least let me find HIM. He left some weird message on my voicemail about being held in some dungeon. I couldn't hear the address, 'cuase reception was bad. Your honor, we would like to change our plea to "guilty by reason of insanity." This is a custody case, counselor.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-23 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-23 Pub. Date: 2010-07-23
Image Number: 49783
Caption: How long have you been reading my work, Stephen King? Since Hurricane Katrina. When the paper published your interview with the "ghost" of one of the victims … … I thought "There's a man who's not afraid of looking utterly crazy in front of million of readers." I ... Um ... We're all crazy, but you don't even try to hide it.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-20 insanity 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-20 Pub. Date: 2010-04-20
Image Number: 46437
Caption: The Civil War was not about slavery. It was about patriots fighting for limited government. (Click.) You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor. That green-blooded son of a BEEP! It's his revenge for all those arguments we lost. Turn it back to CNN, Lemont. Not until she starts making sense! Lemont, this is not the way -- (Click). I AM YOUR FATHER! I brought you into this world, and I'll take you out!
     
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