We're thinking of transferring Teddy to a better math teacher. Why? His is ranked "incompetent" in the teacher ratings. She shouldn't be allowed to teach! If parents were ranked … No one would be allowed to have children! We wouldn't need any teachers.
The paper ranks local teachers. Teddy's math teacher is barely competent. Let's transfer him! Why? It's good training for the real world … Of barely competent bosses, bankers and political candidates. Ahh. Bad teaching: The foundation of our democracy. Precisely.
Grown-ups are totally lame, Dad. Genius adults wrecked out banks, energy and the whole Gulf coast! Aren't you, like, humiliated by their incompetence? Are you kidding? They make me feel much better about myself! Thanks, Sweetie!