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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-21 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-21 Pub. Date: 2018-01-21
Image Number: 166993
Caption: Tonight on The Price is Right! Three people compete … to the death. Animal Planet brings you the gruesome mating dance of the preying … CNBC stock analysts, Jane Ponziskeem and Chuck Boughtman. You two both see, to agree the President's tax … Calamity was the most apocalyptic thing that ever happened in the history of the inner solar system. The devastating impact blew much of the earth's crust into orbit. After millions of years, it all coalesced to form ... Disney. The company now owns much of our popular culture. Aside from its catalogue of Disney films, the behemoth now owns the rights to Star Wars, the rights to X-Men, the rights to the Fantastic Four, and the rights to - you're behind. But you can catch up easily! You can get your revenge, with Montezuma energy drink! Side effects may include projectile hurling, incontinence, colorectal warming, and -- Whales! Admiral, there be whales here! Well done, Mister Scott. How soon can we be ready for warp speed?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-08 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-08 Pub. Date: 2017-10-08
Image Number: 162958
Caption: What was it you wanted to talk about, minion? Boss, you called me in at 2a.m. to clean out the gutters. We don't have any gutters. Of course we don't have any gutters. I'm confused. When I ordered you to clean out the gutters, it was clearly implied that you're first supposed to install them. Am I supposed to do all your thinking for you, Rudy? This is very disappointing. This will impact your next weekly performance review. Anyway, you'd better get to it. How do you expect the cafe's rooftop garden to properly drain without gutters? We don't have a rooftop garden. Very bad man. How do you expect to placate the green-freaks once we install the oil wells without a rooftop garden.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-21 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-21 Pub. Date: 2017-07-21
Image Number: 160523
Caption: Armstrong, did you feel that earthquake a few minutes ago? I felt nothing, minion. I haven't felt an earthquake since I was a small child. Probably because of the full-body money-clip I've carried ever since then. The wads of bills layered about my body serve to absorb vibrational and impact forces. I once fell out of a fourth-story window and didn't even notice it. The one percent are different from you and me.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-18 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-18 Pub. Date: 2016-12-18
Image Number: 151672
Caption: I suppose you're wondering why I've called you in to the café at 3am, minion. Too tired to wonder, boss. It's come to my attention that you're underreporting your cash tips by a whopping average of 0.003%. And that's impacting me. The whole reason I'm allowed to pay you less than minimum wage ... is because tips are supposed to make up the difference. When tips fall short, I'm supposed to raise your pay. I think we can both agree that that's an absolutely unthinkable horror of biblical proportions. But I've come up with a plan that I think you'll agree is a win-win solution. You'll give me all your tips, and I'll keep you on as an unpaid intern and consider not turning you in. "Win-win" isn't supposed to mean you win twice!
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-08 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-08 Pub. Date: 2014-06-08
Image Number: 111628
Caption: I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me. Thank you for using something that takes 33 pounds of minerals to make. Thank you for increasing energy consumption. Thank you for using something that'll someday seep toxins into the ground water while decomposing in landfills. Nobody likes a sarcastic tree.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-28 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-28 Pub. Date: 2013-12-28
Image Number: 106928
Caption: Sadie, you've got a lot of nerve making light of all the concussions suffered by football players. Stow it, meathead. By the way, I heard Eli Manning got a concussion last season. What? What?! Eli? My honeybunch? He of the NFL's greatest rear?! I won't have it. The league must reform! Awesome. I still have the brain power to tell a provocative lie. Get it together NFL, or face my wrath!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-26 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-26 Pub. Date: 2013-12-26
Image Number: 106926
Caption: You look exhausted. I stayed up all night watching footage of my old football games. Sadie's right. I found three highlights where I got hit so hard in the head I got carried off the field. What if something happened to me? What if my brain isn't functioning correctly? If someone's brain was fine, he's give me money to buy and Xbox game. I can't even follow that sentence! What's happening.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-25 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-25 Pub. Date: 2013-12-25
Image Number: 106925
Caption: First, I didn't suffer concussions when I played football. Second, I'm not a meathead. Third, how can you joke about football injuries. Joke? I feel bad for you. You're an arrested adolescent, obsessed with picking up chicks, going nowhere in your career. Obviously, that's a result of your head trauma. Your brain's taken more shots than a Tiger Woods car bumper. It's gotten hit on more than a Tiger Woods waitress! That's not joking? Sorry, I thought it would go over your squished head.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-24 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-24 Pub. Date: 2013-12-24
Image Number: 106924
Caption: Why are you dressed like a British lawyer? The term is "barrister," but it doesn't surprise me you don't know that. In fact, it helps me make the case I'm here to prove today: That you're a meathead because you suffered concussions playing football. That's ridiculous. Hold on! Let your counsel represent you. I want to be fair. Counsel? Never mind. He seems to have no comment.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-23 impact 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-23 Pub. Date: 2013-12-23
Image Number: 106923
Caption: I finally understand. Understand what? Years ago, you were a star football player, a running back , if I'm not mistaken. So? All this stuff is coming out about football and concussions. You probably suffered more than your share of brain trauma. Am I using too many big words, dough head? Gonna be a long week.
     
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