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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-27 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-27 Pub. Date: 2019-10-27
Image Number: 180026
Caption: $12 for bottled water?! Haven't you been watching the news? American's aging pipes are leaching chemicals into the water that cause horrific illnesses. The entire city of Flint was poisoned by led, leading to developmental damage in children and probably causing an outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease. All bottled water is tested for lead. But ours is special. It's guaranteed to be 100% free of certain other chemicals too. Out bottled water is also 100% free of adamantium, NTH metal, vibranium, kryptonite and dilithium. No other bottled water on the market makes that claim. Just give me coffee. Regular or guaranteed aniumanium-free? Very bad man.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-22 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-22 Pub. Date: 2019-07-22
Image Number: 178669
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes was looking for you today, Lemont. Where were you? I was out sick. I had one of those 24-hour flus. But I saw you at homeroom, at recess, in science, at lunch, in english, during the fire drill … You weren't gone for 24 hours. You were only gone during math class. Einstein said time is relative.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-02 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-02 Pub. Date: 2019-02-02
Image Number: 176036
Caption: Akron, OH, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I never signed up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When Great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth hear attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-15 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-15 Pub. Date: 2017-04-15
Image Number: 156723
Caption: 1982. I don't like going to the doctor. My Uncle Benny went to the doctor and never came back. Plus, there are lots of sick people there. How is it a good ideas to go sit in a waiting room where everyone has the plague? Plus, I believe in the Vulcan philosophy of mind over matter. If Spock could trance himself free of those killer alien spores, I could do that too. You're going to die young, Lemont. No, I'm going to live long and prosper.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-23 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-23 Pub. Date: 2016-02-23
Image Number: 139561
Caption: What are your symptoms, Mr. Dogg? Emptiness, hollowness … Lack of appetite … Loss of interest in stuff I used to like … … An jus' today I felt somethin' I ain't never felt before. I actually … well … this is completely confidential, right? Yes. I … I actually cared what someone thought of me. We'll run some tests. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-04).
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-29 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-29 Pub. Date: 2015-09-29
Image Number: 133083
Caption: You realize it's the year 5776 on the Jewish calendar? It doesn't feel like it's 5776. In 5775, we should have already cured all sickness, repaired the environment … defeated the robot uprising, colonized every planet in the constellation Cygnus … and given casinos to all the native life we displaced there. C-Dog don't gamble, bruh.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-10 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-10 Pub. Date: 2015-08-10
Image Number: 130933
Caption: I just watched "Deep Space Nine" all the way through for the eighth time. But this time I didn't enjoy it very much. I was … bored. What does that say about me? Could it be I have a thyroid problem or cardiac condition or some other illness that causes depression? Maybe it just means you'd already seen it seven times. I tried to schedule a doctor appointment, but they refused. Thanks a lot, Obamacare.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-22 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-22 Pub. Date: 2015-07-22
Image Number: 129958
Caption: I still have that awful cough, Susan. Six weeks of gagging and hacking. I haven't heard you cough. That's because it mainly happens at night and when I first wake up. If you want to hear me really hack up a lung, you'll have to sleep with me. How could a girl say no to a line like that? That didn't come out how I meant it to. I hope you feel better soon, Lemont.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-04 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-04 Pub. Date: 2015-07-04
Image Number: 129041
Caption: I was sick the other week. I had the sniffles for two days. … and then I spent the next five coughing and hacking up a whole civilization of green leprechauns. At one point, I coughed so hard that my nose started bleeding. Look on the bright side, bruh: At least it ain't happened to me. I don't think the "bright side" thing works the way you think it does.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-20 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-20 Pub. Date: 2014-12-20
Image Number: 120254
Caption: I'm gonna throw up, an' I don’t want you to make a big deal out of it. If you see somethin' that look like your house key, don’t assume I swallowed it so I could make a copy of it later. For all you know, it's just a carrot. I need new friends. Carrots look a lot like house keys. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-14)
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-19 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-19 Pub. Date: 2014-12-19
Image Number: 120253
Caption: Not throwin' up is … All about … Mind over … Matter, Big L. Thug 4 Life. I just focus on somethin' else … Like how we about to … Pick up yo' son … From day care. … An' like how he got curly red hair … Just like a slipp'ry plate of … Slimy spaghetti … Ohgawd … This is not going to end well. Mind over OH gawd ... Thug 4 Life. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-13)
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-18 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-18 Pub. Date: 2014-12-18
Image Number: 120252
Caption: You don’t look too good Clyde. You look like you're about to throw up. Either that, or you're deep in sorrowful, thoughtful reflection about man's inhumanity toward man. Man's what? Who give a dohgawd … … That's breakfast. That's what I thought. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-12)
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-23 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-23 Pub. Date: 2014-08-23
Image Number: 115244
Caption: Robin Williams' train to the afterlife reaches the end of the line. Thanks for the smiles. Don’t forget me. Depression. I just don’t want to be forgotten. Nobody should be. Wait … me no fit through door. Wait! You forgot me! Tough luck, loser. No, it's ok. I'll go sleep on couch of everyone he loved.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-22 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-22 Pub. Date: 2014-08-22
Image Number: 115243
Caption: Robin Williams visits Lemont's dream. Who's this? I don’t talk about him. People understand addiction. I could talk about that. But it's hard to talk about the ones that people don't understand … the ones people might think aren't really real. Depression. Looks real to me. Thank you. Don't listen to him. Him no really understand.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-04 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-04 Pub. Date: 2014-02-04
Image Number: 106773
Caption: What are your symptoms, Mr. Dogg? Emptiness, hollowness … Lack of appetite … Loss of interest in stuff I used to like … … An jus' today I felt somethin' I ain't never felt before. I actually … well … this is completely confidential, right? Yes. I … I actually cared what someone thought of me. We'll run some tests.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-29 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-29 Pub. Date: 2013-12-29
Image Number: 105216
Caption: When I woke up this morning, I felt like a sumo wrestler was holding my whole body down. I posted about it on Facebook, and 17 "friends" "liked" it. The whole experience is making me doubt humanity. No, I know, Susan … You brought me soup and medicine. When if think of "humanity," I don't mean to include you in that. What on earth do you mean by that, Lemont? I'm sick, I don't have to know what I mean by anything. Excuse me, I have something to go "like" on Facebook.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-22 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-22 Pub. Date: 2013-12-22
Image Number: 104853
Caption: Sup, Big L. How your family be doin'? Oh my God … Bus. Clyde … Do you feel any sudden numbness? Maybe some weakness in your face, arm or leg? Especially on one side of your body? Are you having any trouble walking? Huh? What the @#!$ is you talkin' 'bout, Big L? Clyde, you NEVER express any interest in the well-being of others ... So when you asked about my family ... Naturally I assumed you'd had a stroke. I have been feelin' sleepy at night. That a symptom?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-07 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-07 Pub. Date: 2013-12-07
Image Number: 104629
Caption: Sorry Clyde, I don’t share newspapers during the flu season. It's important to take reasonable precautions. For instance … Thug 4 Life. I try not to touch anything that's been touched by other living hands, from October to March. You crazy. Please don’t talk to me with your mouth open.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-16 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-16 Pub. Date: 2013-11-16
Image Number: 103803
Caption: "Narcissism" is being removed from the manual of mental disorders because it's become so common. What's that have to do with me? (Originally published on 2011-05-21).
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-29 illness 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-29 Pub. Date: 2013-09-29
Image Number: 101660
Caption: I just saw "The Business of Being Born." Ever seen that? What that is? It's a documentary about how birth doesn’t need to be treated like an illness. Did you know America has a really high infant mortality rate, even though we have the costliest birth procedures in the world? Did you know the drugs they pump into women in hospitals may be really bad for both mother and child? Did you know we MEN, so that don't have spit to do with us? YOU WERE BORN, WEREN'T YOU?! That's momma business, not mine.
     
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