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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-22 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-22 Pub. Date: 2019-07-22
Image Number: 178669
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes was looking for you today, Lemont. Where were you? I was out sick. I had one of those 24-hour flus. But I saw you at homeroom, at recess, in science, at lunch, in english, during the fire drill … You weren't gone for 24 hours. You were only gone during math class. Einstein said time is relative.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-07 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-07 Pub. Date: 2019-03-07
Image Number: 176627
Caption: Hello, you've reached the office of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft. To ask about season tickets, press one. To ask about our support for players kneeling to protest police brutality, press two. To ask about Mr. Kraft and other powerful men getting caught in a raid at a massage parlor of ill repute, press three. You have just ordered seasons tickets. Three! I pressed three!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-02 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-02 Pub. Date: 2019-02-02
Image Number: 176036
Caption: Akron, OH, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I never signed up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When Great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth hear attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-05 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-05 Pub. Date: 2017-08-05
Image Number: 161035
Caption: You know what I love more than almost anything in this world, Clyde? … French fries. They're like a tragic, ill-fated romance. No matter how bad they are for me, I just can't stay away. Can I have some of your fries, Clyde? Sorry, bruh, my fries be monogamous.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-15 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-15 Pub. Date: 2017-04-15
Image Number: 156723
Caption: 1982. I don't like going to the doctor. My Uncle Benny went to the doctor and never came back. Plus, there are lots of sick people there. How is it a good ideas to go sit in a waiting room where everyone has the plague? Plus, I believe in the Vulcan philosophy of mind over matter. If Spock could trance himself free of those killer alien spores, I could do that too. You're going to die young, Lemont. No, I'm going to live long and prosper.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-23 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-23 Pub. Date: 2016-02-23
Image Number: 139561
Caption: What are your symptoms, Mr. Dogg? Emptiness, hollowness … Lack of appetite … Loss of interest in stuff I used to like … … An jus' today I felt somethin' I ain't never felt before. I actually … well … this is completely confidential, right? Yes. I … I actually cared what someone thought of me. We'll run some tests. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-04).
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-05 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-05 Pub. Date: 2015-10-05
Image Number: 133458
Caption: I flew to Vancouver last week to give a speech. I thought you hated public speaking. Yeah, but they asked me, and I have a hard time saying no to people. Well, I'm proud of you, Lemont. It's always a good idea to tackle your fears head-on. I got nervous and threw up on stage. I'm sure no one noticed.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-04 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-04 Pub. Date: 2015-08-04
Image Number: 130584
Caption: Did you hear, Clyde? It's looking more and more like the EM drive may actually work! It could get from earth to the moon in four hours. It could reach Mars in 70 days. It could reach the nearest star in just 100 years! Don't you see? This is the "impulse drive" from Star Trek! This is the "Epstein drive" from The Expanse, only it's real! It could be the most important development in human history. Yet everyone's still talking about Donald Trump. When you talk geek, it make me physically ill, bruh.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-22 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-22 Pub. Date: 2015-07-22
Image Number: 129958
Caption: I still have that awful cough, Susan. Six weeks of gagging and hacking. I haven't heard you cough. That's because it mainly happens at night and when I first wake up. If you want to hear me really hack up a lung, you'll have to sleep with me. How could a girl say no to a line like that? That didn't come out how I meant it to. I hope you feel better soon, Lemont.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-04 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-04 Pub. Date: 2015-07-04
Image Number: 129041
Caption: I was sick the other week. I had the sniffles for two days. … and then I spent the next five coughing and hacking up a whole civilization of green leprechauns. At one point, I coughed so hard that my nose started bleeding. Look on the bright side, bruh: At least it ain't happened to me. I don't think the "bright side" thing works the way you think it does.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-27 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-27 Pub. Date: 2015-04-27
Image Number: 126130
Caption: You know what I love more than almost anything in this world, Clyde? … French fries. They're like a tragic, ill-fated romance. No matter how bad they are for me, I just can't stay away. Can I have some of your fried, Clyde? Sorry, bruh, my fries be monogamous.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-24 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-24 Pub. Date: 2015-03-24
Image Number: 124642
Caption: Hey. Lemont. Where's you boy Lionel? "Excuse me." Huh? When you want to get a grow-ups attention, Malcolm, you don't say "hey." You say "excuse me." No, I say "hey." Weren't you listening?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-20 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-20 Pub. Date: 2014-12-20
Image Number: 120254
Caption: I'm gonna throw up, an' I don’t want you to make a big deal out of it. If you see somethin' that look like your house key, don’t assume I swallowed it so I could make a copy of it later. For all you know, it's just a carrot. I need new friends. Carrots look a lot like house keys. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-14)
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-19 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-19 Pub. Date: 2014-12-19
Image Number: 120253
Caption: Not throwin' up is … All about … Mind over … Matter, Big L. Thug 4 Life. I just focus on somethin' else … Like how we about to … Pick up yo' son … From day care. … An' like how he got curly red hair … Just like a slipp'ry plate of … Slimy spaghetti … Ohgawd … This is not going to end well. Mind over OH gawd ... Thug 4 Life. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-13)
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-04 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-04 Pub. Date: 2014-02-04
Image Number: 106773
Caption: What are your symptoms, Mr. Dogg? Emptiness, hollowness … Lack of appetite … Loss of interest in stuff I used to like … … An jus' today I felt somethin' I ain't never felt before. I actually … well … this is completely confidential, right? Yes. I … I actually cared what someone thought of me. We'll run some tests.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-29 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-29 Pub. Date: 2013-12-29
Image Number: 105216
Caption: When I woke up this morning, I felt like a sumo wrestler was holding my whole body down. I posted about it on Facebook, and 17 "friends" "liked" it. The whole experience is making me doubt humanity. No, I know, Susan … You brought me soup and medicine. When if think of "humanity," I don't mean to include you in that. What on earth do you mean by that, Lemont? I'm sick, I don't have to know what I mean by anything. Excuse me, I have something to go "like" on Facebook.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-22 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-22 Pub. Date: 2013-12-22
Image Number: 104853
Caption: Sup, Big L. How your family be doin'? Oh my God … Bus. Clyde … Do you feel any sudden numbness? Maybe some weakness in your face, arm or leg? Especially on one side of your body? Are you having any trouble walking? Huh? What the @#!$ is you talkin' 'bout, Big L? Clyde, you NEVER express any interest in the well-being of others ... So when you asked about my family ... Naturally I assumed you'd had a stroke. I have been feelin' sleepy at night. That a symptom?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-07 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-07 Pub. Date: 2013-12-07
Image Number: 104629
Caption: Sorry Clyde, I don’t share newspapers during the flu season. It's important to take reasonable precautions. For instance … Thug 4 Life. I try not to touch anything that's been touched by other living hands, from October to March. You crazy. Please don’t talk to me with your mouth open.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-16 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-16 Pub. Date: 2013-11-16
Image Number: 103803
Caption: "Narcissism" is being removed from the manual of mental disorders because it's become so common. What's that have to do with me? (Originally published on 2011-05-21).
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-17 ill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-17 Pub. Date: 2013-08-17
Image Number: 100294
Caption: You know what I hate worse than almost anything, Clyde? When I tell someone over and over again, for decades, not to eat my food without asking but they do it anyway. Thank God for Culture Clash. You know what else I can't stand? Throwing out egg salad just because it's gone really, really bad. I mean, even rotten egg salad has it's uses. I'm gonna get you for thi- OGAWD!
     
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