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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-01 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-01 Pub. Date: 2019-08-01
Image Number: 178784
Caption: You're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! Brexit. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnesses its creation. It was historic. But now it's falling apart and if it does, well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all. Way to make it all about you. It's like it was all just one big tease.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-20 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-20 Pub. Date: 2019-07-20
Image Number: 178564
Caption: Sadie, how can I convince my husband that a vacation is worth paying for? Excellent question. In my day, vacations were an essential component of a successful marriage. I would get two weeks a year to don a bikini, sit on a tropical beach amidst coconuts and oiled-up cabana boys, and recharge my yelling voice. And he would stay home working and have two weeks to live in dread of my imminent return. It was a win-win situation, really. What were we talking about again? Um ... nothing. Thanks.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-28 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-28 Pub. Date: 2019-06-28
Image Number: 178259
Caption: People will normalize anything, Clyde. If I told you 20 years ago we'd be bombing 7 or 8 countries, jailing babies, and electing bigoted game show hosts as president … you'd probably have had me committed. Nah I'd have turned you out like I did just here. 20 years from now scares me.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-23 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-23 Pub. Date: 2019-05-23
Image Number: 177719
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. Mad in Montauk, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java .Net Cybercafe. My husband and I are getting divorced, and it's gotten bitter and angry. The problem is, we have 43 mutual friends on Facebook, and he's being do unreasonable about which ones are rightly his. You're arguing over custody of your Facebook friends? What the @#$% is wrong with you people?! Obviously they're all yours. Everyone knows it's usually the woman who created the friendships in the first place. Also, I should get the kids, right?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-03 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-03 Pub. Date: 2019-04-03
Image Number: 177044
Caption: I saw your article where you looked at all the counties that held Trump rallies in 2016. Then you looked at hate crimes in those counties and compared them to similar counties that not host a Trump rally. You found that counties that hosted a rally saw a 226 percent increase in reported hate crimes over those that didn't host a rally. You are so divisive. I'm the divisiveness one? Yeah, it's one of those "if a tree falls in the woods and no one reports on it, did it really fall?" things.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-19 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-19 Pub. Date: 2018-07-19
Image Number: 172928
Caption: Thank you for doing this, Anderson Cooper. After Vietnam, I owe you. See The Starbucks at the End of the World, page 161. Here's how it'll go down: I ask to interview the refugees again. When the guards refuse, you create a distraction. You have one in mind? Affirmative. I fake a split personality and accuse myself of being fake news before I take offense at that and put myself in a headlock. Then ... Best I don't know the details. Ok. That's the air duct you'll be sneaking into? No. That's chocolate. I had a Snickers.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-09 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-09 Pub. Date: 2017-07-09
Image Number: 159502
Caption: It's hard to debunk the whole "fake news" thing when so-called "journalists" keep lying, or keep not correcting their "mistakes" take Joy-Ann Reid, for instance. Who she? She has a show on MSNBC. The other week, after that former Bernie-supporter shot at those congressmen ... somebody tweeted "too soon to mention Bernie owes his entire political career to the NRA? Particularly his support of assault rifles his R opponent decried?" "Journalist" Joy-Ann Reid retweeted that, adding "I hope we have the maturity as a country to confront facts like this at the same time we're thinking of victims and keeping level heads." But it wasn't a fact. Sanders opposed assault rifles. The NRA backed him in that one race to punish the Republican who'd just changed his position on assault rifles. A Vermont gun store owner said at the time, "At least [Bernie's] consistent" with his opposition to semi-automatic rifles. A simple Google search would've told her that, apparently Joy-Ann Reid doesn't even Joy-Ann read. This whole thing was so you could say that joke, wasn't it.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-12 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-12 Pub. Date: 2017-06-12
Image Number: 159151
Caption: Sup, fool? I'm here to pick up bad boy Lionel Brown. Where he at? You're not the father. Day Care. If I had a dime for 'erytime I had heard that … Is that supposed to be a joke? Nah, sis … Maury was deadly serious, 'erytime. What? What? (Sigh) Nevermind. Are you on the list? I was once. But to be in the audience, not up on the show. What? What?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-08 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-08 Pub. Date: 2017-04-08
Image Number: 156470
Caption: It's been two years. I still can't believe Jon Stewart quit "The Daily Show." Why not? Ain't you never quit no job? Yes … wait, no. Wait, that's a double negative. Maybe even a triple. I don’t know how to answer that. You open your mouth an let wind come out. For an intelligent dude there an awful lot you ain't be knowin'.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-24 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-24 Pub. Date: 2017-03-24
Image Number: 155917
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Radio Hour. "Lemont" in Candorville, you're on. Yeah. I'm moving to Canada to be with a woman I love. I don't mean right now, I mean maybe next month. Or six months from now. Or maybe next year. Anyway, I'm definitely going. Maybe. Please don't tell me you want to know if you're moving too fast. Of course not. I want to know if I should consider wondering if I'm moving too fast. A Train.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-20 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-20 Pub. Date: 2016-08-20
Image Number: 147390
Caption: Did you notice when Arsenio Hall's show got funnier once he grew a goatee? And remember how Star Trek's Captain Sisko got a lot cooler once he grew a goatee? Remember how Malcolm X got a lot more "Malcolm X"-y once he grew a goatee? Why, then, is the goat the most boring land mammal there is? Right now you're making me doubt that's the case.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-07 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-07 Pub. Date: 2016-06-07
Image Number: 144220
Caption: The guys watch "The Maury Show." Brian, Linda accuses you of stepping out in her with her mother. I ain't never do that, Maury! I ain't never do that, Maury! I ain't never do that, Maury! Lie detector results are in, and they show that you … DID have relations with her mother. Sometimes you just need a break from the stupidity of the Donald Trump elections. Shh! They 'bout to say it Brian's son also be Brian' brother-in-law.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-31 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-31 Pub. Date: 2016-05-31
Image Number: 143919
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Radio Hour. "Lemont" in Candorville, you're on. Yeah, I just heard Donald Trump call in to your show. He said a bunch of crazy nonsense, but you didn't call him on any of it! What are you, a journalist or a potted plant? That would be like calling a tornado on being windy. No excuse!
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-25 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-25 Pub. Date: 2016-02-25
Image Number: 139563
Caption: Don’t tell nobody, but … I been feelin' empty inside. Went to see a doctor 'bout it. He say I ain't sick or nothin'. He say I'm just LONELY. How could C-Dog be lonely? C-Dog know e'rebody on the block. Yeah, but does anyone really know YOU? All you ever share with other people is a whole lot of sarcasm. The operative part of "sarcasm" is "chasm." You must be Doctor Phil, cause Oprah have more hair. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-06).
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-21 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-21 Pub. Date: 2015-08-21
Image Number: 131278
Caption: The presidential election is officially underway. The candidates are making a lot of dubious claims … which may or may not be consistent with what they've said before. But who can say? We have no way of knowing. Hey, why're you looking at me like that? Listen, just because Jon Stewart's "Daily Show" is over, doesn't mean I'm not worth watching. I'm not being defensive, if that's what you're thinking ... Hey! Where are you going?! You're just going to the bathroom, right?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-16 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-16 Pub. Date: 2015-02-16
Image Number: 123051
Caption: I still can't believe Jon Stewart is quitting "The Daily Show." Why not? Ain't you never quit no job? Yes. … Wait, no. Wait, that's a double negative. Maybe even a triple. I don't know how to answer that. You open your mouth an let wind come out. For an intelligent dude there an awful lot you ain't be knowin'.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-27 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-27 Pub. Date: 2014-04-27
Image Number: 109961
Caption: Who do you think's gonna replace David Letterman on "Late Show"? Who give a *$%@? Yet another white dude in a suit, tellin' jokes an' suckin' up to actors … Why would I care about that? You go like 21 late night shows. Only one of them hosts ain't white, an only one is a woman. White men about 36% of America, bit they like 90% OF LATE NIGHT. Late night TV don't look like America, dawg. Unless they ask Dave Chappelle to host it, I ain't watchin'. Besides, I already watched them "Chappelle Show" DVDs fifty times. I need some new Dave. So that's what happened to my ... GIVE ME BACK MY DVDs!!!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-06 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-06 Pub. Date: 2014-02-06
Image Number: 106775
Caption: Don’t tell nobody, but … I been feelin' empty inside. Went to see a doctor 'bout it. He say I ain't sick or nothin'. He say I'm just LONELY. How could C-Dog be lonely? C-Dog know e'rebody on the block. Yeah, but does anyone really know YOU? All you ever share with other people is a whole lot of sarcasm. The operative part of "sarcasm" is "chasm." You must be Doctor Phil, cause Oprah have more hair.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-13 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-13 Pub. Date: 2012-11-13
Image Number: 89718
Caption: Tonight's top story: We're not sure what to do with ourselves since the election's over. It'll be two whole years before we even have a clue about who's running in 2016. So for the next two years, we're finally going to talk about something else, on our new show ... "Countdown to 2014's Countdown to 2016," with Wolf Blitzer.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-18 host 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-18 Pub. Date: 2011-01-18
Image Number: 56434
Caption: There's too much political violence. On both sides. See?! For the past 40 years, politically-motivated violence in America - against lawmakers, ministers, radio hosts, gays, doctors, you name it … has been mostly one-sided! We can't address the problem if SHE keeps making false equivalencies. It's like a doctor saying "Why should we remove your tumor? You also have a bunion." Ok ... it HAS been one-sided. ... On BOTH sides. AAAAARRGHH!!!
     
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