I'm really unhappy in this "relationship" with Bob. City Dump and Nature Park. Dump Him. I wish I knew what to do â€¦. Dump him. I know! I could be more tolerant! I could cut him more slack! Dump him! That's it! I'll give it my best shot! I'll make it work!
How To Pick Up Girls (Or anyone else). 1. Choose a safe place. Escape Route. 2. Be considerate of her feelings. Sometimes I feel like men see women as objects instead of people, like they don't care about who we are or what we have to say. Are you wearing a bra? 3. Pay attention to body language. Maybe she wants me to kiss her! 4. Express yourself directly. Wink wink nudge nudge innuendo hint. 5. Be prepared to hear "no". No. What!! I was nice and you rejected me anyway?! I should've been a jerk! 6. Be prepared to hear "yes". Yes! You SLUT!!
Santa Cruz Money Saving Tips! 1. Give up food. First I gave up red meat, then dairy products, then cooked food. Now I've kicked this habit entirely! If everyone did that, we could end world hunger! 2. Live in a group house. The rent sure is cheap! 3. Own nothing. Materialism is bad karma. Got a spare quarter? 4. Rent a closet! Sleeping upright is good for your aura. Only wimps sleep horizontally. 5. Share a car! This week I get the wheels! And I get the engine! 6. Eat this newspaper! Yes Nina's Adventures is pleased to offer you free cut-out food! This week's food is tofu. Hint: Tofu tastes better in a flavorful sauce.