Nobody understands you! No one appreciates your genius! You try to make the world a better place, and what do you get? Rejection! Persecution! Ridicule! Insults!! But you'll show them! You'll show them all! With the Nina's Adventures Do-It-Yourself Martyr Complex! Instructions: 1. Cut out parts. 2. Tape cross to back (advanced martyrs may use stapler). 3. Hang albatross from neck. 4. Place halo above head. 5. Affix hair to shirt.