Bob dumped me! Sniff! Didn't you want to dump him? Kinda. But before I could, he said he couldn't hold up his end of a "commitment" after all. This is the guy who said "Long-term commitment" the first night?! I guess he got the wrong prescription on his rose-colored glass on his last visit to the optimist. And he thought we argued too much - but was than any reason to leave? I mean, does anyone anywhere have happy, healthy relationships that work out? Yes! Of course! Really? Sure! I read about it in "National Geographic" once!
God, this is sexist! No it's not! It's sex-positive! What?! The women are all being tied up and tortured! That's healthy sexual expression between consenting adults! But is exploits women! It exploits men too, see? So what?! They're all being exploited to make profits for some men! Actually, this magazine was published by women. Oh, I get is "post-feminist". Prude.