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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-27 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-27 Pub. Date: 2019-02-27
Image Number: 176499
Caption: We had burglars last night. Little Lionel asked Why do you eat red meat all the time, daddy? I replied. I don't eat it all the time, son. And he said Oh … Why not? I replied Because that'd be bad for me. Why? he asked. So I said Too much causes high cholesterol and increases my risk of heart disease, diabetes, and maybe even cancer. Dios mio, Lemont. Once he stopped sobbing, he tried to dig the burger out of my mouth.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-13 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-13 Pub. Date: 2018-10-13
Image Number: 174392
Caption: Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. Turns out processed meat causes cancer. I've heard that. Makes sense meat's at the root of all our problems. After all, if nature intended us to eat meat, we wouldn't have to cook it. Valid point. Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. That's what the anti-meatists want us to think, anyway. If nature didn't want us eating meat, it wouldn't have made us smart enough to invent cooking. I need a burger. Right @#$% now.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-20 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-20 Pub. Date: 2018-09-20
Image Number: 174075
Caption: Fries are maybe the worst food you could eat. They're high in fat and calories, high in salt, grease and carbs … So they increase your risk of obesity, heart disease, diabetes, stroke, and kidney disease … and if that's not bad enough, they're high in acrylmide, which increases your risk of cancer. Whatever. Still ain't givin' you my fries, bruh. I just want to take them somewhere where they can't hurt anyone.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-14 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-14 Pub. Date: 2017-11-14
Image Number: 164871
Caption: I miss Vancouver, Susan. When I'm not with her, it's like I can't breathe. It's like I can barely see color. I can barely feel anything. The taste of my food barely registers. It's as if all the sounds I hear are a pale echo of what they once were. Do you think that means she's the one? I think it means you need health insurance.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-09 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-09 Pub. Date: 2017-08-09
Image Number: 161293
Caption: We're behind a lot of other countries in health care, social mobility, internet service, cellphone service, education … income equality, infrastructure, high-speed trains, voting, democratic representation, linguistic diversity, life expectancy, religious diversity, please, press freedom, child well-being, happiness, sleep, literacy, leisure, retirement security, gender equality, minimum wage, homicide rates, prosperity, the cost of food ... Other than military spending and the number of people we throw in prison, we're behind in almost everything ... so why do people still chant "we're number one!" All the time? Where we is on math?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-06 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-06 Pub. Date: 2017-01-06
Image Number: 152859
Caption: I feel like a burrito right now, Clyde. You can't have no burrito, Big L. You a single dad raisin' a two-year-old baby. What'll happen to him if you drop dead of a heart attack? Parents who don't take care of theyselves an' don't watch they carbs an minerals an' such is selfish. Whatever. Give me back my burrito, Clyde. Somebody gotta look out for the children.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-02 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-02 Pub. Date: 2015-11-02
Image Number: 134721
Caption: Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. Turns out processed meat causes cancer. I've heard that. Makes sense meat's at the root of all our problems. After all, if nature intended us to eat meat, we wouldn't have to cook it. Valid point. Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. That's what the anti-meatists want us to think, anyway. If nature DIDN'T want us eating meat, it wouldn't have made us smart enough to invent cooking.. I need a burger right @#$% now.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-06 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-06 Pub. Date: 2014-12-06
Image Number: 119646
Caption: I feel like a burrito right now, Clyde. You can't have no burrito, Big L. You a single dad raisin' a two-year-old baby. What'll happen to him if you drop dead of a heart attack? Parents who don’t take care of theyselves an' don’t watch they carbs an minerals an' such is selfish. Whatever. Give me back my burrito, Clyde. Somebody gotta look out for the children.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-23 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-23 Pub. Date: 2014-10-23
Image Number: 117917
Caption: I have a two-year-old. How do I make sure he never chooses to fight in our country's endless war? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2. What's that? I wrote your boy a prescription. "Take one six-pack of coke, a bag of Doritos an' a Happy Meal daily." Army fatigues don't come in XXXXL. He'll get diabetes by 18. All treatments have side effects.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-19 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-19 Pub. Date: 2013-07-19
Image Number: 99244
Caption: I'm wondering of you can hypnotize me into eating less. Dr. Noodle. That would just be treating a symptom. We need to treat the ROOT CAUSE. You're overeating to comfort yourself, because something in your life is causing anxiety. Well … I HAVE been stressing about money lately. Maybe I should drop whatever's not absolutely necessary. M.A. Like cable. Or life insurance. Or therapy. Look into the watch ...
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-17 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-17 Pub. Date: 2013-07-17
Image Number: 99242
Caption: It ain't easy eatin' healthy, big L. When you walk into Groceryville, whachoo see? Grape juice: $4.48. … Ten feet over, whachoo see? Grape DRINK … 65 cents. What do you care? You're always eating MY food. Don’t change the subject. Katrina's Ghost. Thug 4 Life.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-16 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-16 Pub. Date: 2013-07-16
Image Number: 99241
Caption: With Obamacare coming, corporations everywhere be figurin' out ways to get out of it. Fatburger gonna "share" employees with other Fatburgers. Thug 4 Life. That way, ain't no one gonna work enough hours at any one place to qualify for health insurance. Whatever. Give me back my Fatburger. I'm helpin' you keep a clear conscience.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-08 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-08 Pub. Date: 2012-07-08
Image Number: 82262
Caption: Have you noticed all those commercials about people who pee too much? Yeah. That doesn’t seem like a good sign to me. When a whole country can't hold its bowels, something's wrong. Now I know what you're going to say … You do? It's the bladder that controls that. But now's not the time to nitpick; Not when we're sucking down fake sugar drinks and "chicken nuggets" that for all we know are made of ground-up grizzly bear toenails. Next time I say "Why so quiet?" just say "No reason." There's a reason the whole continent's incontinent.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-25 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-25 Pub. Date: 2008-02-25
Image Number: 21974
Caption: Mr. Fitzhugh, I'm not thrilled with this change you made to my Pollo-Ville chicken ad. I don't think it's very honest. How so? You wrote "It's got a fraction of the fat of fried chicken." Yes, so? It's got TWICE the fat of fried chicken! 2/1 is a fraction.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-22 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-03 Pub. Date: 2007-07-22
Image Number: 18168
Caption: Dr. Noodle. Sometimes I wonder why there are ads on the nightly news for things I can't buy. Big oil, big agribusiness, industrial chemical manufacturers. I can't decide who refines and ships crude oil. I can't decide who grows and ships food. I don't conduct chemical experiments in my background. Sometimes I think they have some sinister reason for spending millions for ads on the nightly news. But maybe I'm just paranoid. After all, I hardly ever see anything on the nightly news about these corporations doing anything sinister.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-19 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-19 Pub. Date: 2007-07-19
Image Number: 17940
Caption: Lemont, I don't care if you do have a school reunion coming up… You can't eat only carrots and hay all month to lose weight. You're right. Hay has too many carbs. At least the hay would keep you regular. How important is that, really?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-08 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-08 Pub. Date: 2007-05-08
Image Number: 17175
Caption: Future me, you're saying I -- we -- get diabetes? You just got hired as a blogger for a newspaper, right? Next couple of years, you sit on your butt at a desk all day eatin' donuts, drinkin' coffee, and never hitting the gym. That doesn't have to end badly. Don't recall being that dumb.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-07 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-07 Pub. Date: 2007-05-07
Image Number: 17174
Caption: Don't eat the donut! Huh? Oh, hey, future me. How's it going? Hold that thought. Just lemme inject myself with insulin to stave off a deadly diabetic coma. So what you're saying is, "Don't eat the donut." If you don't want it, can I have it?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-06 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-06 Pub. Date: 2005-10-06
Image Number: 11840
Caption: You wanted to see me, sir? Garcia, I'm having doubts about this ad campaign you devised for New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin. "New Orleans: We've got shelter from the storm.*" "*Bring your own food, water and medicine." "Come for the culture, stay for the incompetence." Too wordy?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-08-07 health food 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-08 Pub. Date: 2005-08-07
Image Number: 11187
Caption: When you eat those fries, Susan, you're not really tasting potatoes. Those fries are frozen and processed, and that destroyed the taste of the potatoes….
     
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