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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-09 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-09 Pub. Date: 2018-08-09
Image Number: 173376
Caption: twitter. Sassynic: Jumping jacks … have those ever been considered a real exercise? They seem so … fake to me. They're the breast implants of exercises. Candorville: If a caveman saw all the glowing, blinking devices in my room he'd flip out. I'd hate 2 see what he'd do if he saw my bills for all of them. I don't understand, what's this have to do with you deciding you no longer need counseling? I'm cured! All the voices in my head have been crowded out by all the voices in my phone.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-07 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-07 Pub. Date: 2017-08-07
Image Number: 161291
Caption: Seven Years Ago. Can you believe they're ramming Obamacare through with no votes from Republicans and only a year of hearings and stuff? Horrible leadership!!! Two Weeks Ago. Can you believe they're ramming Trumpcare through with no votes from Democrats and no hearings or anything? Amazing leadership!!! Color-blinded. What? MAGA.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-05 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-05 Pub. Date: 2017-07-05
Image Number: 159981
Caption: Lemont interviews California Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon (D). You single-handedly blocked SB-562, the popular single-payer bill that had already passed the state Senate. That's right. It lacked specifics. I refused to allow the assembly to consider it because it was woefully incomplete. Well ... why didn't you just complete it? Isn't completing it something the assembly can do, Mr. Assembly Speaker? Bsssht ... Bsssht... You're breaking up ...
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-04 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-04 Pub. Date: 2017-07-04
Image Number: 159980
Caption: Meanwhile, in Moscow … Hello, you've reached the office of California Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon. Moscow. If you're a pharmaceutical of health care industry lobbyist calling to donate another $150 thousand to my campaign fund, press "one." If you're a journalist calling to ask why I killed a highly popular single-payer health care bill that would've saved countless lives and insulated Californians from Trumpcare, press 2. Sorry, Speaker Rendon is unavailable to talk right now.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-19 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-19 Pub. Date: 2016-06-19
Image Number: 144283
Caption: Hello, you've reached Dubble Cross Health Insurance. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? Hi, Ryan. I just got a bill form you for $850. It says it's for "professional services." But I'm not with Dubble Cross. I have Czar Health Insurance. That's right, but it says here you used the emergency room the same week you switched from us to Czar. So when they billed your visit to us, you weren't actually covered by us. So you have to pay us back. What're you taking about? I used the emergency room on the last day of December, and I'd already paid you my dues for December, so I was covered! Our billing cycle ends the day before the last day of the month, sir. Since when, Ryan?! Since we realized people wouldn't know that.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-07 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-07 Pub. Date: 2015-12-07
Image Number: 136219
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? Absolutely nothing, Susan. That's the problem. I had a really hot date today, my latest article was shared 3 million times on Facebook, my son just learned his name, and I found out I'm in perfect health. But the worst part was, just now I found a $20 bill in my pocket. Can't you let yourself be happy just once? I may have used up all my good luck for the week in just one day.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-08 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-08 Pub. Date: 2015-01-08
Image Number: 121079
Caption: Do you know why I'm headed to the hospital right now? Um ... No ... You ok? No, I'm not. I'm headed there to give them this huge check, thanks to Obamacare. I like to deliver it in person, so I can glare at them disapprovingly. The opposition has pretty much completely fallen apart. Also, I think my appendix may have exploded.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-02 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-02 Pub. Date: 2012-07-02
Image Number: 83011
Caption: I was concerned about not being able to pay my bills. Dr. Noodle. But then I realized people in other countries are worried about being massacred, or starving, or being eaten by wild caribou. What right do I have to be wrapped up in my petty first-world problems when all that's going on? Don't you think that's a real break-through? Whatever. You still owe me for last week. PhD.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-02 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-02 Pub. Date: 2011-11-02
Image Number: 72410
Caption: I'm still trying to figure out why I spend the first year on health care instead of on jobs. After all, Bill Clinton did that, and it nearly wrecked his presidency. It's like I didn't learn from history. And for some reason, I waited until my political capital was almost gone before finally introducing the jobs bill. He really needs to work on his campaign ads. Obama 2012: Better late than never.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-28 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-28 Pub. Date: 2011-08-28
Image Number: 64455
Caption: When the President refused to exted the Bush tax cuts, he explained why and that made sense to me. Dr. Noodle. But then when he extend them, I was confused. When the President insisted on a public option for health care, he explained why and that made sense to me. But then he abandoned the public option. I was confused. When the President insisted that the very rich, not just the poor, have to sacrifice to help balance the budget, that made sense to me. But then he signed a bill that didn't ask the very rich to pay even a single cent more in taxes. And you're confused. Not anymore. I miss being confused.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-29 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-29 Pub. Date: 2010-01-29
Image Number: 43365
Caption: Roxanne? How'd you get in here? It's way past visiting hours. I just want you to know Daddy took care of your health care bills as a wedding gift. After we're married, Daddy'll teach you the family business, we'll get you a normal haircut, and we'll move to a big house Daddy bought us in posh hills. Oh, Lem-Lem, I'M SO EXCITED!!! Is this a bad time to tell you I've leaving you and suing for custody of Lionel?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-28 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-28 Pub. Date: 2010-01-28
Image Number: 43364
Caption: Sunnyville Sanitarium. Now that you've accepted that the demons and vampires were all in your head, I'm giving you a clean bill of health, Lemont. That's a little joke I like to tell anyway, I'm afraid Dubble Cross wouldn't cover your stay here. $92,000?!?! Oh … my … heart! Does Dubble Cross cover heart attacks? Yes, they generally do. MY HEART!!!!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-13 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-13 Pub. Date: 2010-01-13
Image Number: 42959
Caption: Two weeks ago … "I (Rush Limbaugh) have been treated to the best health care the world has to offer - that is right here in the United States." "I don't think there is one thing wrong with the American Health Care System. It is working just fine. Just dandy." That's based on how they treated me ... ... A millionaire who can afford to pay whatever they charge me. Bankrupt from medical bills.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-25 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-25 Pub. Date: 2009-09-25
Image Number: 38662
Caption: Are you the anti-universal health care protestor? I'm with Dubble Cross Health Insurance. We can't cover your accident. You'll have to vacate this bed. What? Why? You apparently neglected to mention a pre-existing condition: you once were wrenched from a tight space and a part of your body was severed, resulting in trauma. ... You mean I was BORN? In layman's terms. Well-played. I thought you'd like it. Here's your bill.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-04 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-04 Pub. Date: 2008-05-04
Image Number: 23130
Caption: I'm the product of a broken home… …but I grew up watching "The Cosby Show," and it was almost like I was part of that perfect family. I grew up a loner, but I watched 'A Different World,' and it was almost like I had lots of cool friends. My government grew corrupt and cynical, but I watched "The West Wing," and it was almost like I had honest leaders who looked out for me. 9/11 scared me, but I watched "24" and felt safe from terror. I see. You're afraid your entire world is an illusion? ...And I don't know what to watch for that.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-19 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-20 Pub. Date: 2007-08-19
Image Number: 18322
Caption: You've reached Czar Health Insurance. How may we hinder you? I'm Lemont Brown. I signed up for health insurance last month. I'd like to know why I just got a hospital bill for $185,000. Simple, Mr. Brown. You spent 14 days in intensive care. You were billed for that because we don't cover pre-existing conditions. Pre-exist.. What? I got hit by a bus. I know. Sounds horrible. But these things are part of life. Wouldn't you agree? Yeah, its .... Wait a minute, you're not saying ... Life is a pre-existing condition.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-27 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-05 Pub. Date: 2006-04-27
Image Number: 13622
Caption: Dude, what's up with your blog? Doctor's orders, Clyde. I'm not allowed to write about White House scandals for at least two weeks. There are just too many to keep up with without freaking out. But Dawg -- A whole article about ponies? Ponies have never authorized the illegal wiretapping of the American people.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-21 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-03-24 Pub. Date: 2006-03-21
Image Number: 13286
Caption: I've got my own problems, Special Agent Murph. I know. You were in a coma for two weeks without health insurance, so you now owe the hospital $85,000. Your mother's angry you haven't called her since yesterday at noon ... A woman you dated years ago just returned with news that'll ruin your life … And the federal government is spying on me. You sure? That's not in here.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-31 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-03 Pub. Date: 2006-01-31
Image Number: 12914
Caption: What's with all these pictures of rear ends? What're you doing? I'm recording everything you search for on the internet. But hey, if you have nothing to hide, you don't need to worry, right? You don't have anything to hide, do you, punk? No. "Hemorrhoid ointment" is spelled with two r's.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-31 health bill 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-02 Pub. Date: 2006-01-31
Image Number: 12884
Caption: Oh, don't mind me. The government is getting out of hand. So you're Googling "Hemorrhoids."
     
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