Nina's at her parents' house, recovering from a tonsillectomy. Popsicle. Here you go. Do you feel as bad as you look? Worse. Poor Nina! I look cute, right? You look like you've been beaten around the head a few times. But in a cute sort of way, right? Uh.... Right? Right? Sure. Okay. Aw, thanks Mom. Can I have some of that codine?
Free Hospital Souvenirs. Free! With any $2,000 Surgery Purchase. Some Restrictions May Apply. Stylin' plastic bracelet. Maybe I can use this to get into one of those 3-day music festivals! Interesting new body markings! Blood test hole. Wow! "Modern Primitive!" I.V. Hole. E.K.G. Marks. Censor Kleen. Calibrated barf tray! Plastic bag! Hospicare. Name. Room. Footie-socks with rubber treads! What I always wanted! Bills for the rest of your life! Golden Ripoff Insurance.
Nina's Adventures in the Hospital. Pre-Op Fun Page!! Nina's throat hurts! Help her get to the tonsillectomy!! Endless forms. Blood test. Jab! Christian Magazines in the lab waiting room. "Are Today's Youths Godly Enough?" "Family Values". Physical Exam. I never had a tonsillectomy and I'm fine! Electrocardiogram. Pharmacy. Anti-barf suppositories. Codeine. Warning:... Urine Sample. Lab. Don't bring that here! Put it through the metal door in the bathroom!! Chest x-rays. Brochures. You and Your Tonsils. Anesthesia. The slice of death". At last!!