"Free Your Head". Ladies! Is this you?? Mmf! Why not buzz your head? (Like Nina did!) Bzzzzz. Receive strokes, both literal and figurative! Ooh! It feels like a cat! You're so brave! I could never do that! Pet! Pet! Enjoy flattering come-ons from lesbians! You're cute! Blush! Horrify your parents! Neat, huh? What have you done?! Be mistaken for a man! May I take your order, sir? So this is how the other half lives!