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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-10-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-12-15 |
Image Number: |
20035 |
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Customized Cable Package. Yes, you, the big dumb guy. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-09-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-12-04 |
Image Number: |
20016 |
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Tuesday is thick neck night! Half-priced drinks for guys with thick necks! Lucky me! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-05-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-11-26 |
Image Number: |
19721 |
Caption: |
The Psychic Diner! Waiter, your wife is having an affair with the cable guy. Menu. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-17 |
Image Number: |
18624 |
Caption: |
Aw, what a cute little guy! What's his name? His name is Lance, lady. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-06 |
Image Number: |
18425 |
Caption: |
Lance, do you have a tip for the pizza guy? Yes… "Get a better job." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-06-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-03-05 |
Image Number: |
16250 |
Caption: |
People Magazine See this guy, Gloria? He's what I'd look like if I were young and handsome. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-12-19 |
Image Number: |
16796 |
Caption: |
Why the long face, Axel? Because wolverines have long faces. Why the beret? Because pretentious guys wear berets. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-10 |
Image Number: |
155979 |
Caption: |
Did you guys decide who's going to tell me about the birds and the bees? Yes, and it was unanimous: Google.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-03 |
Image Number: |
154313 |
Caption: |
I'm not a snob in the usual sense. I don't mind if a guy is from the wrong side of the tracks, but I do mind if he's from the wrong side of the gutter. AS you know, the "gutter" is the term for the space between panels in a comic strip. ! !
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2016-06-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-17 |
Image Number: |
142794 |
Caption: |
Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2015-10-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-05-16 |
Image Number: |
17248 |
Caption: |
What does a guy have to do to get a drink around here? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2015-05-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-09 |
Image Number: |
125581 |
Caption: |
I'm not one of those guys who types in your number on his Smart phone and then deletes it. I'm old-school. I write it down on a piece of paper and then throw it away. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2014-12-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-05 |
Image Number: |
118817 |
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I understand your home state's motto is, "Virginia is for lovers." True. Unfortunately for you, yours is, "New Jersey is for lonely guys." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2014-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-20 |
Image Number: |
118217 |
Caption: |
I'm looking for a guy who's willing to take things to the next level: the Sunday funnies. ! ! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2014-06-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-06-23 |
Image Number: |
112333 |
Caption: |
Doctor, do you remember the time I told you I dreamed I was nude in public, and you said that was a common dream? Well, today, some guy claiming to be my parole officer told me that was no dream. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2014-05-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-05-19 |
Image Number: |
111030 |
Caption: |
"Oh, hello, there. Is this Mary Feeney? Hello, there. This is Marty Piletti. I wonder if you recall me. Well, I'm kind of a stocky guy. The last time we met was in the RKO Chester. You was with a friend of yours, and I was with a friend of mine name of Angie." Actually, none of this is true, of course. It's dialogue from the 1955 movie "Marty," starring Ernest Borgnine. In the film, Marty failed to get a date, but Borgnine went on to win an Oscar. I'm hoping to one or both of those things to happen to me. Hello? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2013-11-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-15 |
Image Number: |
103235 |
Caption: |
You come highly recommended by my fellow inmates, even though you failed to keep them out of prison. Why is that? I'm a lousy lawyer, but I'm a fun guy to hang out with in the courtroom. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-21 |
Image Number: |
102510 |
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BUS. I know what you're thinking: what's a prosperous-looking guy like that doing sitting at a bus stop? The fact is, I'm only sitting here because I sprained my ankle. Granted, I sprained it while stepping off the bus, but still … |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-08 |
Image Number: |
101957 |
Caption: |
The only reason I called this witness was because I was expecting him to be a beautiful woman. Where does this guy get off having a name like Yolanda Gazonga? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2013-09-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-09-03 |
Image Number: |
100566 |
Caption: |
You know those guys who say they do the right thing because they have to look at themselves when they shave in the morning? I figured a way around that: stop shaving. ! ! |
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