My flesh and blood ï¿½ watching a reality tv show. Welcome to America, mom. This country is hopelessly divided. Now, now. The gulf between me and you gardening addicts isn't that big! The gulf between reality tv fans and sane people is. Sanity. So overrated.
Grown-ups are totally lame, Dad. Genius adults wrecked out banks, energy and the whole Gulf coast! Aren't you, like, humiliated by their incompetence? Are you kidding? They make me feel much better about myself! Thanks, Sweetie!