Know what you need, Luann? Yeah. Privacy. You need a beauty plan. I spent years experimenting and perfecting my makeup strategy. I even drew a map of my face so I could plot out exactly where every type, color and intensity of makeup belongs. 1. Tawny Turtle F. 2. Sandy Shorts F. 3. Coffee Breath F. 4. Dry Dead Grass F. 5. Warm Buns F. 6. Roasted Gum B. 7. Sunset Drool B. 8. MeMeMe F. 9. Hawaiian Grit F. 10. Cheap Chrome L. 11. Belch Red L. 12. Scarlet Zits L. 13. Apple Foam L. 14. Regal Seagull LL. 15. Butt Spit LL. 16. Tahiti Giggle F. 17. Tepid Tea F. A Road Rage EP. B. Smokey Cough S. C. Burnt Toast S. D. Whip It! S. E. Charred Hard L. F. Black Goop M. G. Ashes to Lashes L. You don't know any of that, do you? I do know where my makeup belongs.
You like buffed jocks with perfect hair. I prefer guys with a bit of grit. Grit? Like in their teeth? Knute has character. He's … colorful. Yeah. The fungus growing in his navel is probably a lovely shade of gree - Enough, Tiffany! Either respect my choices or we're not friends!! Okay! Sor-reee. Sounds like someone's got a little thang goin' on ...