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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-04 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-04 Pub. Date: 2019-10-04
Image Number: 179729
Caption: Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! My son just started preschool. This sweet, innocent child who's seen nothing but Sesame Street … came home after the first week and started hitting us and yelling You're a bad guy! Good guys hit bad guys! Yes, yes, it's an age-old problem: The corrupting influence of his peers. Might I suggest you wrap your angel in cellophane to protect him from the world? Better yet, launch him into space, where not even the cold virus can ever reach him! He did have the sniffles.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-10 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-10 Pub. Date: 2019-05-10
Image Number: 177532
Caption: What happened, bruh? When we was kids, most we had to worry about was someone had a knife. Didn't nobody bring guns to preschool an' terrorize little kids, Big L. We even had massive gang wars on campus in high school, an' not one person got shot. Ah … the good old days. In my day, we had to wait 'til we was walkin' home to get shot at.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-11 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-11 Pub. Date: 2019-04-11
Image Number: 177116
Caption: You know the worst part of renting instead of owning a home? Aside from not being able to create generational wealth for your children and all your descendants, I mean. You don't really have a good reason to hang out in Home Depot. You don't get to tear down walls and dig a lot of holes when you rent. Don't put limits on y'self, Big L. I tore down a wall just last week, I don't give a @#$%.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-10 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-10 Pub. Date: 2017-10-10
Image Number: 163629
Caption: The rest of the president's press pool left Puerto Rico, but I decided to stay and help. They needed people who could drive trucks to help deliver supplies to the survivors. I didn't know you knew how to drive a big rig, Lemont. What's to know? Huh? That reminds me: Did you know a pallet of 10,000 baby wipes makes a good flotation device if you find yourself in the ocean? What? What did you do to their truck?! It's inspiring how fast people, even in the midst of devastation, can all pitch in to buy one man a plane ticket home.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-01 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-01 Pub. Date: 2017-10-01
Image Number: 162685
Caption: I just finished reading Hillary Clinton's book, "What Had Happened Was … " Sound like a good book, bruh. I thought so. But you know, the real title was supposed to be "What Happened." So I figured I was just seeing things. But then I notices something. Whachoo noticed, Big L? All the other books on my bookshelf had unfamiliar titles too. I noticed my old copy of "1984" was not called "2017." "Deliverance" was not called "They Shoulda Stayed They Butts at Home." the book I thought was called "To Kill a Mockingbird" was not called "Black Man's Tragedy as a Growth Experience for a Little White Girl." Do you happen to have Photoshop, a printer and too much time on your hands? Must be that "Mandela Effect" think you always be talkin' 'bout. Give me back my old bookcovers.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-22 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-22 Pub. Date: 2016-08-22
Image Number: 147662
Caption: I had the strangest dream last night, Susan. I dreamt I was coming home on a subway train … From where? I don't remember. Someplace incredible, is all I know. Anyway, just as the train … "Incredible" good or "incredible" bad? It was a place where a person could tell a story without being interrupted. Sorry.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-25 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-25 Pub. Date: 2014-08-25
Image Number: 115528
Caption: I had the strangest dream last night, Susan. I dreamt I was coming home on a subway train. From where? I don’t remember. Someplace incredible, is all I know. Anyway, just as the train. "Incredible" good or "incredible" bad? It was a place where a person could tell a story without being interrupted. Sorry.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-03 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-03 Pub. Date: 2014-08-03
Image Number: 113943
Caption: I'm glad to be home, Murph. Aren't you glad to be home? Quiet, Jules. I'm just saying, this is much better than the trash can in the German chancellor's bathroom. I said quiet! You talk too much, Jules. That's the problem. In my day, we knew how to be covert. We were all that stood between the Republic and its enemies. We were a ghost. We were neither confirmed nor denied. We were everywhere and nowhere, Jules. Everywhere ... and nowhere. Can you say that in 140 characters, so I can quote you? That'd make a good tweet. I've already got like 723,000 followers. The Republic is doomed.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-02 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-02 Pub. Date: 2014-03-02
Image Number: 107548
Caption: I think having a child has made me a much less self-centered person. Dr. Noodle. I used to diet and hit the gym so I could look great, know what I mean? It was about vanity. But now I eat right and work out 'cause I'm hoping to live long enough to see my baby boy grow up, become a success, start his own family, buy his own home ... That shows a lot of emotional growth. I know. Sometimes when I hold my baby up in the air and gaze into his eyes, I tell him ... "Who's gonna take good care of daddy's affairs someday? YOU are! Who's gonna give daddy a comfortable room in his house when he's ninety? YOU are! ... Although another word for "growth" is "tumor." I take his silence as approbation. PhD.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-08 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-08 Pub. Date: 2014-02-08
Image Number: 106777
Caption: I was talking to this guy on Date-A-Dude.com and right after we made a date, he just vanished. Why are guys such flakes, Lemont? It's simple, Susan. Good writers are often not very good speakers. If a guy's writing impressed you, but he's not as witty in person ... the pressure is just too much to take and it becomes much easier to just stay home and Netflix a "Star Trek" marathon. ... Um, or so I've heard.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-03 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-03 Pub. Date: 2013-02-03
Image Number: 92687
Caption: My iPhone woke me up with an alert this morning, Susan. It said my bank account was overdrawn. I just don’t get it. I'm pretty good with my money. So I went to the café, got my usual mocha, and sat down to try and figure out what's gone wrong. Did you know they sell bacon-wrapped hot dogs? ... Anyway, I went to the movies to clear my head. But the movie was awful. So I went home, turned on my TV, and tried to find something good on cable. There wasn't even anything good on HBO. So I tried Netflix and Hulu+. That's when it dawned on me. ... That you really need to make a budget? Yeah. So I bought a budgeting app. ... And a Star Trek app.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-28 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-28 Pub. Date: 2011-03-28
Image Number: 59012
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Hi, Lemont, I know you're not there 'cause you're at your custody hearing. But I want you to come home to this message: I know you're worried you'll lose, but … You're a good man, Lemont, and I have faith in you. Besides, there's a sign: Your lawyer, who had no faith in your case, disappeared. And his six-year-old nephew took over, and you say he's doing a surprisingly good job. Nothing is so persuasive as the heartfelt words of an innocent child. His taking over your case was a sign, Lemont. And signs are important. Nah, I'm here. Had to get a 2-week continuance. My lawyer has the chicken pox. Signs are overrated. Tap tap tap tap tap.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-30 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-30 Pub. Date: 2010-01-30
Image Number: 43366
Caption: Hello, Mom, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm being a selfish, no-good ingrate who never goes out of his way to contact the people who love him. Leave a message at the sound of the beep, and I'll get back to you when I've learned to value the people in my life. Beep.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-26 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-26 Pub. Date: 2009-09-26
Image Number: 38663
Caption: Hello creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. You've called me more than three times this month inquiring about my late payment and / or informing me of strange new fees I have to pay you. As I wrote in tiny print on my last check, I will now charge you a calling fee of $3.00. Please pay by the 15th to avoid incurring a late fee. Goodbye.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-26 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-26 Pub. Date: 2009-08-26
Image Number: 37757
Caption: I don't believe you've got the hots for that guy at work, Macstink. Dick Fink. Whatever. I mean yeah, you mentioned that you respected his artwork, but you said he was a sleazy womanizer! You said he seduced a married woman who had kids! You said he seduced another happily married woman and broke up her marriage! Yeah, but he feels guilty every time he's bad, which means he's good. ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF, WOMAN?!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-19 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-19 Pub. Date: 2009-04-19
Image Number: 31629
Caption: Foreclosed. Eviction. Mmmm. The City Times. We're out of business. Last good issue. Goodbye.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-04-30 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-04-30 Pub. Date: 2008-04-30
Image Number: 23191
Caption: Help! 911 ain't answerin'! My friends is all 'sleep! I ain't know who else ta call! They chokin' me… Help… Ok, listen to me very carefully. Is there an empty bottle of Colt 45 or Hennessy nearby? Yuh… Yeh. Good. Crack it over his head. The Clintons.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-03 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-03 Pub. Date: 2007-09-03
Image Number: 18481
Caption: Did Obama's wife attack Hillary? Catfight! MEEE-OWWWWW! Huh? SHE SAID "IF YOU CAN'T RUN YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T RUN THE WHITE HOUSE. …So we've adjusted our schedules to make sure that our girls are first. So, while (Barack) is traveling around, I do day trips... I'm home before bedtime... to tuck them in at night." Wait, what was that? Back up. CATFIGHT! No, a little further ahead. Meow?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-31 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-31 Pub. Date: 2007-05-31
Image Number: 17384
Caption: Hello, I'm Mitt Romney. I'm running for president. Although I'm a Mormon, I can't imagine anything more awful than polygamy. Just thought you should know that. Wanna hear a good Mormon joke? Someone's over-compensating.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-30 good home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-30 Pub. Date: 2005-09-30
Image Number: 11775
Caption: I'm Lemont Brown, from the Candorville Courier. May I interview you? I'm tired. Go away. I done told everything already. Told reporters how I lost everything. What good does it do? Will telling my story one more time bring my wife back? Will it bring back our house? Will it brink back my son Sam and daughter Lisa? No. That ain't the answer I was hoping for.
     
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