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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-13 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-13 Pub. Date: 2019-01-13
Image Number: 175597
Caption: One bottled water. Are you certain, fine sir? They're terrible for the environment. The bottles are petrol-based. Plus, you've got to ship them, which takes energy. And the nutritional value is dubious. You're much better off having a glass of old-fashioned tap water. I think I will. One cold glass from the tap. Coming up. That'll be $3. For tap water?! You're bettering yourself and the environment. Well played, savant.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-05 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-05 Pub. Date: 2018-08-05
Image Number: 173107
Caption: Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of air? Priceless.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-16 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-16 Pub. Date: 2017-09-16
Image Number: 162614
Caption: Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-08 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-08 Pub. Date: 2017-01-08
Image Number: 152225
Caption: He'll have a crumb of wheat toast. No I won't! I'll have a sausage biscuit with cheese. And we'll have a plain glass of water. No I won't! I'll have a mocha with whipped cream. And for dessert … I'll have a hot buttered blueberry scone with pumpkin-spice frosting and peppermint sprinkles! That looks lovely! He'll have plain yogurt. If you don't eat right, you won't be around for me to berate. Give me a double donut burger! A triple would be more humane. House of Java.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-27 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-27 Pub. Date: 2016-09-27
Image Number: 149038
Caption: Do you think glasses make people look smarter? That depends, little buddy. The glasses must be small, to give you the illusion of a larger noggin. The rims must be thick enough to hide any dullard-like facial expressions, to create the illusion of perceptivity. And lastly, one must never speak, lest we say something dumb and ruin the illusions. What if I also wore a big bushy mustache to muffle my words?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-14 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-14 Pub. Date: 2016-07-14
Image Number: 145831
Caption: Attention all parents of small toddlers … There's a brand new Youtube channel you'll definitely want to show your kids. It features funny reviews of toys, video games and apps. It stars a handsome, charming man dressed in huge glasses, a big floppy hat, and a bright yellow tuxedo. No self-promotion in my cafe unless I get a 98% cut. I am totally not unaffiliated with this brilliant performer.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-25 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-25 Pub. Date: 2016-03-25
Image Number: 140830
Caption: You know what I just noticed, Sadie? We've never seen both you and Donald Trump together in the same room at the same time. I'm not following. What are you trying to say? Never mind, I'm not that interested. You're not a very insightful person. And nobody likes you. You're a mental lightweight who has no business talking to smart people. Do me a favor ... take off your glasses for a second. Nothing doing. You weak, dopey loser!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-25 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-25 Pub. Date: 2015-07-25
Image Number: 130030
Caption: Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-03 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-03 Pub. Date: 2015-04-03
Image Number: 125029
Caption: You sure you want to mock me? I'm packing heat. Oooh, I'm so scared. What're you gonna do, shoot a little old man who is wearing glasses? You're not wearing glasses. Hold on. You're definitely mocking me! How come such a small weapon? Big ones too heavy for ya?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-04 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-04 Pub. Date: 2015-02-04
Image Number: 122488
Caption: I overheard you telling Rudy it would be wrong to use Microsoft's hololens to project the faces of beautiful people onto homely people. That's right. Hypothetically speaking, how would you, as a customer, feel about a café using hololens to project a fresh, healthy glow onto week-old pastries? Hypothetically, the trick would be learning to sneaking the goggles onto the faces of unsuspecting patrons. Is that why Rudy's army-crawling toward me on the floor with a pair of glasses? Hypothetically.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-04 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-04 Pub. Date: 2015-01-04
Image Number: 120323
Caption: He'll have a crumb of wheat toast. No I won't! I'll have a sausage biscuit with cheese. And he'll have a plain glass of water. No I won't! I'll have a mocha with whipped cream. And for dessert ... I'll have a hot buttered blueberry scone with pumpkin-spice frosting and peppermint sprinkles! That looks lovely! He'll have plain yogurt. If you don't eat right, you won't be around for me to berate. Give me a double donut burger! A triple would be more humane.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-06 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-06 Pub. Date: 2014-09-06
Image Number: 115997
Caption: You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows café customers expect to be served by a skinny-jean-wearing, vinyl-loving, organic-food-eating environmentalist who smokes. I've scheduled you for an old-timey glasses fitting at noon. I don’t need glasses! You're now a vegan, but you can eat meat as long as you do it ironically.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-09 glass 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-09 Pub. Date: 2014-05-09
Image Number: 111089
Caption: I've invested in a "Google Glass" device and you're going to wear it whenever you talk to a customer. From now on, the moment any customer walks through the door, you're to photograph them, scan them for their face on Facebook, and read their latest status updates, all before they reach the counter. If they're in love and they order coffee, upsell them on out heart-shaped foam. VERY BAD MAN. If they're newly dumped, upsell them on chocolate sprinkles.
     
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