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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-11-04 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-11-04 Pub. Date: 2019-11-04
Image Number: 180230
Caption: But I can't get rid of it. Momma told me it belonged to my father, and to his father before him. I never knew either of them. Susan, the only family heirlooms I have from them are my hat, my antique pocket watch and this. A microwave oven is not a family heirloom, Lemont. Get rid of it. But Grandpa Brown warmed up his rations with it during the Korean War. It's time, Lemont.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-26 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-26 Pub. Date: 2019-10-26
Image Number: 180025
Caption: I don't understand what you were doing at the Trump press conference. I'm a journalist. It's my job to be there … even though he got rid of actual press conferences and just stands in front of a loud helicopter so he can pretend not to hear our questions. No, I meant I don't understand why you kept revving that motorcycle every time he answered. Two can play at that game, Susan. Dios mio.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-28 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-28 Pub. Date: 2019-05-28
Image Number: 177794
Caption: Wachooneed, bruh? I got an encyclopedia, an almanac an' a walkman. What the … ? Nobody wants that stuff. Nobody's used any of those things in years. When most people want to get rid of old junk, they hold a garage sale. That's 'cause they amateurs. Whachoogot?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-21 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-21 Pub. Date: 2018-05-21
Image Number: 171758
Caption: You know what gets me about terrorists? The really frustrating part? It's that we all know them. What do you mean? You know how you come across someone online who has completely wrong view of reality … but when you give him facts that prove him wrong, he just gets angry and condescending and treats you like you're subhuman trash. Terrorists are internet trolls come to life. You can't ever, ever get rid of internet trolls. I wish the world could just unfriend them.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-18 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-18 Pub. Date: 2017-09-18
Image Number: 162848
Caption: But I can't get rid of it. Momma told me it belonged to my father, and to his father before him. I never knew either of them. Susan, the only family heirloom I have from them are my hat, my antique pocket watch and this. A microwave oven is not a "family heirloom," Lemont. Get rid of it. But Grandpa Brown warmed up his rations with it during the Korean War. It's time, Lemont.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-10 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-10 Pub. Date: 2017-02-10
Image Number: 154241
Caption: Do you know why mankind is so susceptible to authoritarians, Rosencrantz? It's because our brains are wired to accept lies. Our conscious brain can eventually spot a lie. But for it to spot it, our unconscious brain first has to entertain it. And just as when you entertain a guest, there's a chance the guest will overstay his welcome, put up photos of his loved ones, and before you know it, he's moved in and you can't get rid of him. I'll say it one last time: I want my side of the sidewalk crack back, Tyrone. I don't know what you mean, I've always been on this side.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-29 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-29 Pub. Date: 2016-10-29
Image Number: 150199
Caption: My Obamacare premiums just skyrocketed. We need to get rid of Obamacare. My premiums just skyrocketed too. We do need to get rid of it. We need to get rid of all the mandates and regulations governing us and the insurance companies. We need to get rid of the insurance companies. We need to move back to a market-driven system where everyone gets the care they can afford. We need to move to a single-payer system where everyone gets the care they need. Obama went too far. Obamacare didn't go far enough.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-29 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-29 Pub. Date: 2016-03-29
Image Number: 141134
Caption: You know what gets me about terrorists? The really frustrating part? It's that we all know them. What do you mean? You know how you come across someone online who has a completely wrong view of reality … but when you give him facts that prove him wrong, he just gets angry and condescending and treats you like you're subhuman trash. Terrorists are internet trolls come to life. You can't ever, ever get rid of internet trolls. I wish the world could just unfriend them.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-09 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-09 Pub. Date: 2015-06-09
Image Number: 128068
Caption: Did you know that, with very few exceptions, police officers in Britain don't carry guns? That's not a myth? It's true. And most cops want to keep it that way to preserve the sense that they serve the people rather than the state. Cops in Britain think that the public not feeling oppressed protects them better than guns would. Everyone has health insurance ... almost no one gets shot ... they got rid of slavery 22 years before we did ... Maybe those guys are onto something.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-31 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-31 Pub. Date: 2015-05-31
Image Number: 127170
Caption: Rriiing! Whachoowant? Hi, I'm calling from the Mahatm … We ain't want none of whatever you sellin'. Take us off yo' list, fool. You might want this: It's about a series of articles you published last year. Call from (555) 555-1234. I'm calling from the MG Center for Justice and Human Rights. Whachy'all be sellin'? What? No, I'm calling to say congratulations, you've won this year's Mahatma Gandhi award for journalism, for you ... Whatever. We ain't want none of whatever it is. Goodbye. Boop. This end up. Did I leave my phone over here? I got rid of some telemarketer for you, bruh. You owe me $2 for my services.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-21 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-21 Pub. Date: 2012-08-21
Image Number: 86183
Caption: If you had roaches and didn’t want anyone to know … … So you smuggled a flock of birds into your apartment to eat them … … And then you got a cat to get rid of all the fat birds … … And then got a dog to get rid of the cat … Would you tell anyone? Hypothetically speaking.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-01 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-01 Pub. Date: 2011-03-01
Image Number: 21743
Caption: Candorville Chronicle. Problem is, our readership's aging. In a decade or so, our most loyal readers'll be gone. We've got to figure out how to appeal to new and younger demographics. Hold on. Jane, our elderly readers are complaining, so get rid of the new comics and bring back "The Oldersons." Anyway, as I was saying...
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-03 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-03 Pub. Date: 2010-11-03
Image Number: 53692
Caption: Hello, you've reached Loafer Meeks, "The Law Guy"! This outgoing message is brought to you by that homeless man in the alley. Wanna get rid of that annoying pocket-jingle caused by spare change? Stop by today for service with a smile! I can't wait till this recession is over. Also brought to you by Preparation I ... for when H just doesn't cut it.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-26 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-26 Pub. Date: 2010-02-26
Image Number: 44349
Caption: I'm sick of partisanship. I just want our leaders to solve our problems with common-sense solutions. Hear! Hear! For instance, just expand Medicare so it covers everyone. For instance, get rid of Medicare; it's bankrupting us. I know a lot of people who agree with me, so you're completely wrong!
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-24 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-24 Pub. Date: 2010-02-24
Image Number: 44347
Caption: The problem with you conservatives is you don't care about PEOPLE. All you care about are businesses. You love ginormous corporations like the HMOs. HMOs are leeches. We should get rid of them all. Then hundreds of thousands of people would lose their jobs. So?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-28 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-28 Pub. Date: 2009-01-28
Image Number: 29702
Caption: Once we're married, I want to redecorate. Fine with me. Maybe get rid of the junk in back. Good. Good. Maybe grow a goatee, and some sideburns… … You're not redecorating me! Of course the friends will have to go.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-10 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-10 Pub. Date: 2008-02-10
Image Number: 21645
Caption: Bah! I HATE this comic strip! It looks like another Boondocks ripoff! The newspaper got rid of the old goodies to bring in THIS tripe? It MUST be tokenism! This PC nonsense is out of control! They need to get back to the kinds of strips that EVERYBODY can relate to! "Everybody" meaning you? Ha. Ha. Oh, that Dagwood.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-17 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-17 Pub. Date: 2007-03-17
Image Number: 16396
Caption: Now I shall close my tired eyes, I pray, "Give me a big surprise. "Fill my slumb'ring mind with stories - myst'ries, fables, allegories. "When I awake let my pen fly, O, great author in the sky. Yeah, like that's gonna get rid of his writer's block. "...I'd settle for a pen that jogs. Amen."
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-12-25 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-12-28 Pub. Date: 2006-12-25
Image Number: 15641
Caption: Happy holidays, Friend. Huh? Fox News warned me bout you secularists. You're waging a war on Christmas! You're trying to get rid of all mention of Christ! You want us to forget what he stood for! Christ taught peace, love and kindness, you miserable @#$%! Merry @#$%^ Christmas already! Merry #$%^& Christmas to you too!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-23 get rid of 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-11 Pub. Date: 2006-07-23
Image Number: 14280
Caption: On today's Sunday morning political show, we debate the occupation of Iraq. Arguing against the occupation, we have President George Washington from 1796. Salutations, Bob. I have always believed that we should dedicate our arms and our treasure to our own domestic betterment and avoid the corruption of foreign entanglements. We fought a revolution to rid ourselves of an occupier, and now we are the occupiers. This disturbeth me. And here to argue in favor of continuing the occupation: Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert. Bob, I wake up every morning, get on my knees, and thank the Lord that men like George Washington are not in charge of our government. What ho, scoundrel! Art thou challenging me to a duel? George Washington wants us to cut and run.
     
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