That personal ad I wrote for my human is getting some odd responsesâ€¦. Online personals I'm the 1 4 U! I drive a 4x4, make 50K & am 6'2"", 220! Did you say string? Woo! Tie me up, baby! What's this "opposable thumbs" stuff? Call me..Hey this one looks pretty good... Scotland - Gentle loving human. Good lap. Feeds the cat regularly and is home a lot. This one looks good! Och, nooo! It's in the states!
I can't help you tame that cat, but I heard of a guy who lives out in the countryâ€¦ â€¦ He's got a gentle way with a cat, and I hear he can work wondersâ€¦ â€¦ They call him â€¦ The Cat Whisperer. Psst! Whisper Whisper. ?