Grown-ups are totally lame, Dad. Genius adults wrecked out banks, energy and the whole Gulf coast! Aren't you, like, humiliated by their incompetence? Are you kidding? They make me feel much better about myself! Thanks, Sweetie!
Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!