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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-10-16 |
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2019-10-16 |
Image Number: |
179943 |
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You're really upset because you dreamed Anderson Cooper called you a materialistic jerk? He's got credibility. It was a dream. Do you think that I get worried when I dream that I'm making out with a beautiful woman and it winds up being a man? This got awkward. Does the man have a sweet iPhone?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2017-07-24 |
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2017-07-24 |
Image Number: |
160763 |
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All you young people keep whining about the country being "divided." You don't know what "divided" is. Grandmother Cohen was a general in the Union army. Her sister was a Confederate general. They didn't let women fight in the Civil War. Of course not. But as luck would have it, Great Grandmother Cohen was the best fake-beard-maker in the land. Nobody ever dared ask "Stonewall Jackson" why "he" often wore his hair in a bun. The history books always leave out the best parts.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-04-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-03 |
Image Number: |
140631 |
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I think it's time this café showed its commitment to LGBT rights. Ok. How, boss? Well, there's all this controversy over whether to allow people who are transgender to choose which restroom they want to use. And I think the whole discussion is demeaning and insulting to them. It's divisive. We should all be coming together to recognize that now matter what we are - male, female, or whatever - we're all one people. That's why I'm eliminating the bathrooms altogether, and putting a bucket out in the alley. The immense amount of money I'll save on water, paper towels, and toilet maintenance has nothing to do with this. I assume I'll win some sort of award for this. Very bad man. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-03-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-08 |
Image Number: |
140198 |
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I had my shirt on backward all day. Why didn't you tell me?! I was too busy being impressed, little buddy. You were defying social norms. Walking to the beat of your own drummer. Soaring to the flapping of your own wings. When I see a man with his shirt on backward, I don't correct him. I applaud him. How about when you see a woman with her shirt on backward? I applaud her too, even though there's an increased risk of misunderstanding-related slappage. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-18 |
Image Number: |
139255 |
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I don't know how to tell you this, but … I've been watching "Supergirl." Nothing wrong with that. A real man isn't afraid to look up to a woman hero. Women heroes are the best, because not only do they have to conquer villains, they also have to put up with those villains ogling them. Captain America never had to tell The Red Skull "Hey, my face is up here" while he was pummeling him. Women superheroes are also paid less. ... Except Wonder Woman. The last guy who tried to pay her less was never heard from again. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2015-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-30 |
Image Number: |
133159 |
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Today's alpha-lesson is called "man-talk, woman-talk, other-talk." Whatever your gender, it's important to be seen huddling with members of the same gender. Others of that same gender who witness your huddle automatically see you as port of the local branch of you gender's ruling council. The tribal huddle. Learn it. Use it. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2015-09-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-29 |
Image Number: |
133158 |
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Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2015-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-15 |
Image Number: |
126891 |
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Want to go out sometime? Have you heard of the Bechdel Test? It goes like this: You know there's gender bias in fiction if you see at least two women talking, and what they're talking about is men. This conversation totally fails the Bechdel Test, so I want no part of it. But I'm not a woman. There is absolutely no way I will ever let you prove that to me. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2015-05-05 |
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2015-05-05 |
Image Number: |
126575 |
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Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Bruce Jenner. Specifically, we'll be asking why the #$%@ should any of us care whether Bruce wears tighty-whities or frilly-lillies? Mind your own business, America!!! For the next three hours, we'll be talking trash about the people who can't stop talking about Bruce Jenner. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2014-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-21 |
Image Number: |
119146 |
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All you young people keep whining about the country being "divided." You don’t know what "divided" is. Grandmother Cohen was a general in the Union army. Her sister was a confederate general. They didn’t let women fight in the civil war. Of course not. But as luck would have it, GREAT grandmother Cohen was the best fake-beard-maker in the land. Nobody ever dared ask "Stonewall Jackson" why "he" often wore his hair in a bun. The history books always leave out the best parts. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2014-08-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-19 |
Image Number: |
115309 |
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… and then Sally Anne says: "Let's stop playing tag," and I stop and ask what's up. Is she hurt or something? And she says: "Do you think something's bothering Ms. Jensen? She seems weird and she looked tired." And then out of nowhere, she gets mad. She says: "Stop texting while I'm talking to you!" The nerve. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2014-03-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-12 |
Image Number: |
108584 |
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Do you think Hillary Clinton's going to run? I really hope she does. You're into politics? No, I'm just practicing. The ladies dig a man who's secure enough that he wouldn’t mind being led by a woman. That's why all my life, I've only accepted jobs where the boss is a lady. Can you teach me how to perfectly combine "feminist" with "caveman," like you do? You're not ready. |
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