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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-26 garbage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-26 Pub. Date: 2019-08-26
Image Number: 179191
Caption: Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was weeks ago. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-04 garbage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-04 Pub. Date: 2013-08-04
Image Number: 99565
Caption: Things have just gone way too far. The other day, my nephew wanted to play with a doll. I snatched the Barbie away from him and told him he was playing into the hands of those who seek to destroy masculinity. I shoved an X-Wing Fighter into his hands and told him his blowing up the Death Star was necessary for the propagation of the species. I mad him crush the Barbie in the garbage disposal. That's when he started crying just like a little girl. I must've gotten there just in time.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-02 garbage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-02 Pub. Date: 2012-12-02
Image Number: 90097
Caption: 2012. TV these days is mindless garbage! I mean … 1967. … It used to be high-brow, but now TV is off the cob and made for no one but miscreants and lobbygows. 1944. … I mean, radio's nothing but mindless gobbledygook for doll-dizzy fellas and khaki-wacky dames. In the old days, we had Vaudeville. Now that ... 1867. ... Was ace-high entertainment. Dagnabbit, these new fangled plays are bosh compared to the old minstrels m'pappy used to take us to. Now that ... 1692. ... Was music. Thy new "clarinet" is an abomination! Lo, it hath ruined the very concept of music for all time. Verily! It paleth in comparison to the old baroque chalumeau. Noweth that .. 2,000,000 B.C. Groog moogog snort bam-bam book aaaka!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-22 garbage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-22 Pub. Date: 2008-09-22
Image Number: 26922
Caption: I'm about to tell you that Barack Obama wanted to teach "comprehensive sex education" to KINDERGARTENERS… …even though the legislation I'm referring to was really about teaching kids to protect themselves from predators. But I think winning an election is more important than protecting kids. I'm John McCain, and I approved this garbage. "Sir, we mistakenly aired the dry run" better be code for "everything's peachy," or someone's getting fired.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-11-05 garbage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-11-08 Pub. Date: 2006-11-05
Image Number: 15187
Caption: Vote Here. Inner City Precinct 2000A. Place ballots here.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-20 garbage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-05 Pub. Date: 2006-08-20
Image Number: 14473
Caption: In Vitro Fertilization Clinic Surplus Embryos I sure am glad the president keeps us safe from the scientists. I feel you, dawg. I mean, sure, extracting our stem cells for experiments could lead to cures for Parkinson's, Diabetes, cancer -- all sorts of agonizing diseases that ruin millions of lives every year. Yadda yadda yadda... But it's just... y'know... wrong. Yeah, dawg. Wrong! Bush values us. Bush saved us from that horrible fate. I wonder what happens now? Will we be born? Grow up? Fall in love? See the sunsets? Swim in the sea? Hey, brutha, hold up. Don't jinx it, now! Oh, I can't wait! Life! Glorious, glorious life awaits us! Nuts. If I had arms and legs, I'd whup yo' @*#, punk.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-13 garbage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-13 Pub. Date: 2006-08-13
Image Number: 14364
Caption: President Bush, most Americans favor embryonic stem cell research. Americans say these embryos will be thrown away anyway… Why not use them to find cures for horrible diseases? Why let the embryos perish in vain when they can save millions of lives? Well, don't ask me, Bob. Just ask the embryos. I have a couple here with me, let 'em talk for themselves. Golly, Bob, I'm a person too. I have dreams. I want to be a ballerina. Me too, Bob. I wanna be a professional wrestler. Sure, we're gonna be thrown away. But who's to say the garbage lady won't trip, and I'll end up implanted in her uterus, where I'll grow up and become a pretty dancer who wears tutus? I can see your lips moving, Mr. Bush. I like to dance. And I like to wrassle!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-12 garbage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-12 Pub. Date: 2006-08-12
Image Number: 14352
Caption: Rollo, I think I can hear the ocean.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-28 garbage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-30 Pub. Date: 2006-05-28
Image Number: 13827
Caption: Thank you all for coming the annual staff retreat where we build up your morale by playing childish, humiliating games. Loading Dock. Because of my enormous bonus this year, we couldn't afford sacks for the sack race so we’ll be using Huffy garbage bags instead. The bad news, we've deducted the cost of the bags from your salaries. The good news is, whoever wins the race gets to keep his pension.
     
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