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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-11 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-11 Pub. Date: 2019-01-11
Image Number: 175740
Caption: I can't believe it's so cold all of a sudden. What ever happened to global warming, am I right? It's freezing today, in the middle of winter. That proves all those global warming scientists are total frauds. Stop trying to push my buttons! Science shmience.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-18 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-18 Pub. Date: 2018-11-18
Image Number: 174714
Caption: It all started when I was a tiny kid. My grandpa made me get up on stage at the family reunion and sing. Dr. Noodle. He'd really built me up. Told everyone how great a singer I was. But when I looked out at the crowd of 200 or 300 people who were strangers to me ... I froze. The room was completely quiet and I saw 200 or 300 sets of eyes staring at me. Burrowing into my soul and holding me in contempt. I forgot all the words. I started to cry. And then I wet myself. The first step toward overcoming shyness is crawling out from beneath my couch. Never!!!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-01 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-01 Pub. Date: 2018-11-01
Image Number: 174718
Caption: I'll tell you one thing, Susan, this is not the country I thought it was. When we were kids, I thought all the bad, unfair, horrible things were all in the past. I thought Martin Luther King, Jr., the Beatles, Muhammad Ali and Mr. Rogers came along and made it all better. I want my son to have the same tragically wrong illusions. It makes for a happy childhood. I still don't think you should cryogenically freeze him and they him out when all the crazy stops. I'm just researching whether it's possible. I haven't decided.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-02 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-02 Pub. Date: 2018-02-02
Image Number: 167921
Caption: 1980. I don't think I like that Luke Skywalker can fly. What do you mean? Jedi can't fly. That's silly. Then how come he flew up out of that carbonite pit when Vader tried to freezify him? And how come he changed direction while he was falling on Cloud City and flew right into that trash chute? None of that happened. Yes it did! (Sigh) You didn't even notice it 'cause movies always show men doing amazing things. I bet if Princess Leia were to ever fly, men everywhere would get their Underoos all in a bunch over it. You don't give us men enough credit.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-04 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-04 Pub. Date: 2017-06-04
Image Number: 158134
Caption: I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it could be day-old sludge made with tap water from Flint? I thought you said you'd never been here before. Siri, where's the nearest Starbucks?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-18 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-18 Pub. Date: 2016-12-18
Image Number: 151614
Caption: I wish I could fly, Big L. I know what you mean. Ever since I donned my first pair of underoos, I wanted to fly too. But the older I get, the more I realize it's not all it's cracked up to be. First of all, there's all the stuff in the air you'd crash into: birds, helicopters, jets, drones, power lines ... Then there are all the idiots who'd take a shot at you. And if you flew high enough to avoid all that, you'd freeze your nuggets off. Flying's one of those powers you think would be cool, but really wouldn't be. Like invisibility. I don't know what you talkin' about, bruh. I just meant I'm on the no-fly list. If you were an invisible hero, people would still see your clothes. You'd have to fight crime naked.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-24 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-24 Pub. Date: 2016-07-24
Image Number: 145560
Caption: It all started when I was a tiny kid. My grandpa made me get up on stage at the family reunion and sing. Dr. Noodle. He'd really built me up. Told everyone how great a singer I was. But when I looked out at the crowd of 200 or 300 people who were strangers to me ... I froze. The room was completely quiet and I saw 200 or 300 sets of eyes staring at me. Burrowing into my soul and holding me in contempt. I forgot all the words. I started to cry. And then I wet myself. The first step toward overcoming shyness is crawling out from beneath my couch. Never!!!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-11 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-11 Pub. Date: 2015-12-11
Image Number: 136223
Caption: I love being inside when it's freezing outside. It makes me feel six years old again, Clyde. It's the same feeling I'd get when I built a fort out of couch cushions. What the -- ? Another stereotype bites the dust. You a grown man, dawg. A real man isn't afraid to be six years old. A real "real man" ain't afraid to put a six-year-old on timeout. Go sit in the corner.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-06 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-06 Pub. Date: 2015-10-06
Image Number: 133459
Caption: I met someone in Vancouver, Susan. She's a writer, just like me. After my speech, she approached me to say hello, and I froze. She had this burning intelligence in her eyes. And she was gorgeous. The next day, we went out. One thing led to another, and we ended up getting arrested. Wait ... back up a little ...She had this burning intel ... too far.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-24 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-24 Pub. Date: 2014-09-24
Image Number: 116763
Caption: Why didn’t you tell me your Mac broke down, Lemont? Because you'd gloat. Of course I wouldn’t gloat. I'd be too busy being frozen in shock that an infallible fusion of machine and heaven could ever break. Thanks for not gloating, Susan. Have you tried rebooting its angel feathers?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-18 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-18 Pub. Date: 2014-08-18
Image Number: 115239
Caption: Hwha - ? Who's there? I'll put it this way: Goooood morning Vietnam! Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. To live would be an awfully big adventure. Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. Your move, chief. Kiss my frozen tushie! Kiss it! Kiss it! Doesn't ring a bell. Shazbot.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-06 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-06 Pub. Date: 2013-02-06
Image Number: 93050
Caption: Man, Big L … Couple days ago, I was LITERALLY freezing my butt off. Thug 4 Life. Thug 4 Life. Thug 4 Life. The worst thing about old friends is they know how to push your buttons. Literally. Thug 4 Life.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-26 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-26 Pub. Date: 2012-11-26
Image Number: 90357
Caption: It's freezing. Where's your jacket? Thug 4 Life. What trench coat? I don’t own any trench coat. Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. I didn’t say anything about a trench … Wait … What did you do? Nothing. Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. Hypothetically speaking, what's the best way to burn a trench coat? Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-20 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-20 Pub. Date: 2010-10-20
Image Number: 53247
Caption: Ain't no point livin' in the past, Big L. Think about this here: maybe there was a reason things didn't work out with you and Sasha sixteen years ago. Yeah. There was. I froze up. I choked. I blew it. But she wrote to me, and I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice! You gonna make all new ones. Yeah. ... No!
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-05 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-05 Pub. Date: 2010-10-05
Image Number: 52723
Caption: Why do you hate public speaking so much? What's the worst that can happen? I could freeze up, have nothing to say, people would see me as an inarticulate, pathetic excuse for an adult, and the shame would shatter my reputation and confidence, leading to a downward spiral of self-loathing that destroys my life. ... Other than that. I could throw up on stage. ... Other than that ...
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-25 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-25 Pub. Date: 2010-06-25
Image Number: 48744
Caption: Lemont travels 16 years back through time to keep "the one that got away" from getting away. U.C. Berkeley Freeborn Hall. So?! What happened?! Did you kiss Sasha, tell her you love her, and ask her to be your girl? It was magical. We were lying on my bed, gazing into each other's eyes ... Yes?! ... I thought about how you said she and I are meant to be, how just one kiss would lead to a lifetime of bliss with her ... YES?!?! ... And I cracked under the pressure. Froze up and ran out. NNNOOOO!!!!!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-24 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-24 Pub. Date: 2008-01-24
Image Number: 21357
Caption: WAIT! Lem-Lem, don't go. I'm… I'm sorry. Hold on! Don't you hear that? Hear what? The flapping. What flapping? It sounds like… like… …like fat little winged pigs flying through a hell that's frozen over. Thanks for graciously accepting my apology. The pigs say "don't mention it."
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-07 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-07 Pub. Date: 2007-09-07
Image Number: 18482
Caption: Oh no! What's wrong, Lemont? The ATM won't accept my card. President Bush recently declared that he can suspend the assets of anyone who destabilizes the Iraqi government. So? So?! I just wrote an article challenging Bush's Iraq policies. If he wanted, he could say I'm helping destabilize Iraq. Oh dear God, Susan, the President has frozen my assets! Oh... Never mind, it was in upside down.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-10-19 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-10-19 Pub. Date: 2006-10-19
Image Number: 15022
Caption: I can't believe the Candorville Chronicle, the biggest paper around, is paying you next to nothing to write for their website! Their site isn't profitable yet. Besides, it isn't about the money, Susan. I think about my resume! Think about the exposure I'll get from this ... Lemont ... The only thing you get from "exposure" is frostbite.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-08-07 freeze 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-08 Pub. Date: 2005-08-07
Image Number: 11187
Caption: When you eat those fries, Susan, you're not really tasting potatoes. Those fries are frozen and processed, and that destroyed the taste of the potatoes….
     
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